Love Me!

Love Me!
Shopping


Felix and Kimmy were swept away in a romantic setting by the river. They are like newlyweds who enjoy their first night on their honeymoon. The candles installed along the edge of the dimly lit restaurant add to the romantic impression of the couple.


They look at each other. One more crab is still left. Too bad.


"Because!" Kimmy yelled triumphantly as she could take one of the crabs to her plate without looking at the contents of the plate as her eyes turned towards Felix.


"Yeah!" felix said.


Yes, they look at each other, not making out but silence and concentration to fight for one more crab.


"Mas, are we going to tell Mr. Boss Mister and Miss Boss about all this?" kimmy asked while breaking the crab legs using special small pliers.


"Let me just say, your job is just a long ... Uh, no.. No! I mean, your job is just normal, huh?"


Fyuh, I almost said she had to be naked every night. She would go out of the room to pee naked every night at Mr. Key's house!


"Oh, I understand, Mas. Yeah, I'm quiet, okay?" Kimmy mangosteen while sipping meat from inside the shell.


"Well, my wife's pinter!" praise Felix happy.


Now that he's thinking, how do I tell Mr Key?


Felix scratched his itchy head slightly, then his arm.


Plaque!


The hard slap on the cheek startled Felix as it scratched. He saw Kimmy was angry.


"Mosquito, Mommy!"


Felix breathed a sigh of relief. However, not only the mosquito's blood, but the crab's fry also imprinted and smelled fishy on his cheeks.


*


That night, Felix returned to search using his hands and lips. Still curious and complains.


"The forehead flies on the back of two, on the thigh of one, what acne scars boils on the waist of one, if reversed, the front .. still smooth like a highway! The view of the two mountains is still intact. His two chocolate phenols were also still as big as yesterday."


Kimmy frowned.


"What the hell, Mas?"


"I checked, there are no people who are not present" Felix replied.


"Just in the book!" grouse Kimmy.


Not that he was devoured, but his body was only seen.


"Count all her hair!" kimmy again.


"Surely, I count!" sahut Felix chuckled. The man turns out that in the room is not as cold as ice cubes.


"Maclum, Dek, just this time I saw the sculpture of God," said Felix.


"Yes, but don't just flip through dong!" grouse Kimmy.


"just anyone? You mean you want this?" Felix grasped Kimmy's wrists and lifted him up like a prisoner, then sipped the mound slowly.


"Nrank ...." Kimmy was shocked and sighed.


Felix did a walk with his lips again.


"Udah, Mom! Uda!!" Kimmy laughed. So laughable. His head moved in a quick shake while laughing.


Felix took off his grip and let Kimmy relax his tired jaw from laughing.


"Noah! What the hell was that?" Kimmy finished her clothes, then lay down next to her husband.


"Just want to see your cuteness if you're amused" Felix replied.


Kimmy pursed her lips However, still feeling happy. Spell overnight with her husband, because tomorrow it's time to go home and their quality time like this will be reduced.


*


That morning, Kimmy clad in long jeans in a white T-shirt with Felix perfume as her perfume ran out, came out of the room and followed her husband in the restaurant.


"Morning, Deck Kim Lo ..." said Felix.


"Morning, Mas Pepel ..." said Kimmy won't lose.


With a smile they walked over and took the food provided by the hotel restaurant, then had breakfast.


"Mas, I can't wait to shop!" kimmy said as he chewed slowly on rice and ca kale with fried gurame from his plate.


"Patience .. I'm the one who pulled out the wallet patiently, really!" sahut Felix's.


"Ehm, that was yesterday, huh?" pinta Kimmy billed the grocery list.


"If you buy a wife, you will definitely be able to replace many times," said Kimmy.


"My entire savings are for you .." responded Felix, joking.


"Tell?" ask Kimmy sparkling.


"Yes ...."


No ....


Felix swallows saliva, it turns out the happiness of women, one of which is spending the husband's money.


*


The Sukawati market was very crowded. Many foreign tourists shop there.


"Hi" Kimmy said to a pretty cute tourist guy.


"Hi" she replied.


Kimmy scratched his head. Confused what to say. Meanwhile, Felix was a bit away from Kimmy.


"Prom?"


The tourist scrunched his forehead.


"Pardon?" tanyakanya.


"Wer ar yu prom?"


"America" replied the tourist.


"Oh, ayem pur Indonesia" Kimmy replied without question.


The tourist nodded and reached into his pocket, took out ten dollars, and gave it to Kimmy.


"Bye!" said the tourist left a dumb-ass Kimmy with ten dollars in his hands.


"Well, what, even money?"


Felix approached his confused wife. The woman was watching her dollar bill.


"Lho, how did you get the dollar? From where?" ask Felix.


"I was talking to a tourist. Uh, dollar money! Why, huh?"


Felix was aghast to hear his wife chatting with tourists.


Super reckless! His tongue is not straight!


"W-What are you talking about?"


"I last said pure from Indonesia, right really ya say it ayem puer prom Indonesia?"


Felix held back a laugh.


"Yes, really. But next time say pure lafal (pure) do not kayak poor (poor) huh? Here's the dollar, good for simplicity!"


Felix pulls out Kimmy's hand to immediately buy what he wants to buy.


Three big plastics have changed hands to Kimmy. It was with great pleasure that the woman carried the three helped by Felix into the van.


Felix was kind of happy, not spending too much money. It turns out that Kimmy was not wasteful with his money.


"That's why buy a barong mask?" ask Felix.


"You want to put Mas on display at home?"


"Likes?"


"It is typical of Bali" replied Kimmy.


"Lha why don't you want to marry a Burhan guru if you like faces like that?" felix Goda.


"Ah, Mother. It's like Mas Pelix in anger ...."


Felix glared at her, but couldn't because he saw Kimmy point two fingers.


"Piss ...."


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