My Top Boy Is Like A Dog
Chapter 17 Sister-in-law

As soon as he got home, Gu He threw his bag onto the sofa and headed straight for his big bed, "My big bed baby, I miss you so much. I'm so tired today. "After saying that, Gu He closed his eyes without taking off his shoes.

Gu Jiajia, who had scoured the Internet in the room, knew that Gu He was back when he heard the sound of the door opening, he had a mask on his face, sandals on his feet, and a hair curler on his bangs.

He opened the door of Gu He's room, looked at Gu He who spread his hands and feet like a pig, and said jokingly, "Brother, can you pay attention to your appearance? I wonder if we were born to the same mother. "

Gu He's heart was tired and his body was getting tired. He did not want to respond and said impatiently, "I'm tired. Don't talk to me. "It seemed like he was going to jump furiously in the next second.

After living together with Gu He for so many years, Gu Jiajia did not care about his words at all. Instead, he calmly removed the mask from his face and said, "What do you want to eat for dinner?"

"Whatever. You can put it in the kitchen after you finish cooking. I'll eat something when I'm hungry ... "The voice stopped even before he finished speaking. Gu Jiajia looked at Gu He, who was asleep, and could only leave helplessly with these words, "I really owe you in his previous life, so I am your sister now."

In a daze, Gu He seemed to hear someone calling out to him, but he could not see his face clearly. He ran over in panic, trying to chase after that person ... But he did not expect to find that person was Lu Chuan when he approached. .

Gu He wanted to say something but did not know what to say. He felt something stuck in his throat. Looking at Lu Chuan who was getting closer, Gu He felt his heart beating faster and faster. Lu Chuan's face was getting bigger and closer and he was about to kiss Gu He.

“Gu He! Wake up now!” Gu Jiajia's angry voice woke Gu He up.

Gu He reluctantly opened his eyes. When he thought about his dream, he was confused. Damnit damnit! What the fuck! Why did she dream that Lu Chuan kissed her?

"Gu He, do you hear me!" Through the door of the room, Gu He's ears seemed to be pierced by Gu Jiajia's voice. Gu Jiajia did not use the roar of the legendary lioness, right?

Stop howling.” Gu He brushed his hair casually and walked out of the room haughtily as if he was the big boss.

"Look at you! How ghost! Shower later..."

Gu Jiajia's chatter rendered Gu He helpless, "OK, I know. If you keep saying, my ears become calluses."

"I'm just worried about you. Look at yourself. You're like a criminal. Who's gonna like you? "Said Gu Jiajia innocently. If they had not fought several times a day, something must have happened to one of them.

"The girls who were chasing me had already marched from the classroom to the cafeteria. Brother, you don't need to worry too much. I don't have a boyfriend, but that doesn't mean no one's after me.. ." Gu He pointed to his face. After all, he's very handsome. How could he not find a girlfriend!

"What about my 'brother-in-law? Is he one of your pursuers?" Gu Jiajia smiled motherly. As an expert girl obsessed with BL, she should refer to her brother. Moreover, the boy he met was extremely handsome.

"What the fuck is sister-in-law! I'm a straight man. I like girls! "Gu He wanted to open his head. His thinking was always very strange.

“He is very handsome and he fits you very well.” Gu Jiajia instantly ignored what Gu He said. In her opinion, Lu Chuan liked her brother very much. He was overjoyed at the thought of two handsome men together…

Gu He looked at Gu Jiajia with a fanatical face and growled in his heart, "Sister, if you like her, how about introducing her to you?"

After which, Gu He also raised his eyebrows twice.

Gu Jiajia touched Gu He with her hand that had touched the corpse all day, "Sister, do you want to be dismembered by your brother-in-law? Do you want to start from the head or here ..." Gu Jiajia points to *****Gu He.

Gu He was so scared that he pushed Gu Jiajia's hand and protected her penis, "Alright, I won't talk anymore. You're so proud of your doctor boyfriend!"

Perhaps the unluckiest thing in Gu He's life was meeting Gu Jiajia, he had always liked to tease her and was often nymphomaniac.

After dinner, Gu He simply kept the dishes. Since Gu Jiajia was cooking at home, she needed to tidy up the dishes. It was not because he was a hard worker, but he was forced by Gu Jiajia and had to promise to wash the dishes.

'Truely, the bed is the best place.' Gu He lay on the bed. She had just taken a shower and there were still water droplets in her hair. He pulled out a phone and wanted to ask Lin Xiao to give him a girl's phone number, so that he could have a good chat.

When he opened his phone, there were five text messages and missed calls. He usually activated a missed call and it was from Lin Xiao. Somehow, when he saw Lin Xiao's call, Gu He actually felt a little disappointed.

“Hey, Lin Xiao, why did you call me?” The person on the other end of the phone did not answer when Gu He had already roared first.

But Lin Xiao did not speak, Gu He was stunned for a moment and then he laughed.

"Hey! Lin Xiao, are you using the toilet?"

According to common sense, if Lin Xiao had not spoken when Gu He called him, he would have used the toilet for an hour because he was constipated.

"Who?" As soon as he heard that voice, Gu He was stunned. Isn't that a girl's voice? Gu He hung up the phone.

Lin Xiao had found a girlfriend so quickly! Gu He could not believe it and looked at his phone again to make sure he did not play the wrong number.

Damnit damnit! Lin Xiao, the little boy, had left him so much to live a shameless life with a girl!

Gu He fell into a daydream. He seemed to have forgotten that Lin Xiao had never said a word from beginning to end. 'Okay, I'll interrogate him tomorrow. I'd better see if there's a girl calling me first.'

Gu He opened the message again. But when he saw the envoy, his newly discovered enthusiasm died down. There were four messages from Lin Xiao and one from the stranger.

[Lin Xiao: He'zi, I sold all the girl numbers to Xiao Hei today.]

[Lin Xiao: You don't want it. Very unfortunate.]

[Lin Xiao: By the way, remember what I said last time? Do you have time or not?]

[Lin Xiao: Damn it! You didn't even answer my phone! Where have you been?]

Whaaat! Lin Xiao actually sold all the numbers! And what about the girls? Lin Xiao deserved a good blow!

Gu He immediately sent an angry expression to Lin Xiao.

[Gu He: Lin Xiao, damn it! I just said it casually at that moment. You really didn't give me his number. You will die tomorrow.]

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