My Top Boy Is Like A Dog
Chapter 40 Inviting You to Eat in the Toilet

Seeing Gu He's displeased face, Lu Chuan stood up from his seat. “Things you don't see with your own eyes are not the truth. Be quiet! You all are."

The students saw Lu Chuan get angry for the first time, and they were all dumbfounded. They did not dare to speak anymore. Who would dare to anger Lu Chuan? He is well-liked by all teachers and is a charming prince to all the girls in the school.

Gu He looked at Lu Chuan, who was speaking for him, and he was dumbfounded, feeling like 'my son is finally growing up'.  The deep irritation has disappeared at once.

'I only stayed for one night. Why is it cohabitation? This rumor completely distorts the facts. At least it should be living together with a girl. Rumor has it that I am living together with a man, wouldn't that ruin my image?’

“Class started..” Math teacher just got into the classroom, feel a rather strange atmosphere, “Open your book... Open it... Trigonometric functions we talked about earlier!”

"Why trigonometric functions are not finished!" Gu He looked at the math book full of formulas, and lost all mood for class.

"Why are you angry?" Lu Chuan thought Gu He was still angry at the judgement of his classmates, so he asked the latter hesitantly.

Gu He bent the table, “I'm not the right person to study. These formulas are too hard to remember.”

“I mean the one just now..” said Lu Chuan without power.

“Ah. Hey, I've stopped being angry for a long time. I only have a bad temper and deliberately angry, otherwise they will dare to step on my neck.” Gu He's gaze showed that it was all done deliberately.

“...” Lu Chuan flips the bangs of Gu He by hand.

"What are you doing?" Gu He took Lu Chuan's hand. 'Why does this person want to touch me or poke me from time to time?'

"I just see if you're a normal person." Lu Chuan underestimated.

“You are not an ordinary person. I feel very good. But you, you are a psychopath.” Gu He said with a smile.

"Ouch!" Suddenly, a white object crashed onto Gu He. "Who? Who would dare hurt me?”

Gu He looked up and found that the world-weary math teacher was looking at him angrily. Gu He immediately changed his expression and looked at the math teacher with a smile.

"Gu He, if you speak again, I can only ask you to go out and take a walk."

Gu He touched his head, and there was still pain where he had just been hit. He smiled and said to the teacher, "Teacher, rest assured, I promise to stop talking." He also nodded to the math teacher with pursed lips.

The math teacher only temporarily believed Gu He's words. He turned his fat body around, and began to continue solving the matter on the blackboard.

Lu Chuan looked at Gu He's sad look and tried not to laugh. Gu He gave her an angry look. 'If it wasn't for Lu Chuan, how could I have been punished by a math teacher?'

Seeing Lu Chuan listening to the teacher seriously, Gu He got a wicked idea in the bottom of his heart. He reached out his hand and quietly moved to Lu Chuan's waist. It is only 1 cm.

Lu Chuan grabbed Gu He with one hand, and the other hand alternately scratched Gu He's waist. “Ha ha ha ha ..” Gu He was tickled by Lu Chuan and laughed out loud.

“Gu Him! Get out there and stand there!” The math teacher was furious. He pointed at Gu He with his finger, as if the latter was hopeless.

“Master ..” Gu He wanted to say that he didn't mean it, and all that was caused by Lu Chuan. But the teacher interrupted him.

"Do you not want to go out? Well, if you don't go, I'll go. ” Math teacher will leave class. How could Gu He let his teacher go? He immediately ran and dragged the teacher's clothes. Unexpectedly, the floor was too slippery. Both he and his teacher fell down one after another, and the entire class laughed out loud.

Lin Xiao looked at the unlucky Gu He, and could not stop laughing ...

Teacher nodded in anger. "You... Ye... Get out there and stand outside... Oh my!" The math teacher walked back to the table holding his waist, and said while rubbing his waist, “Student, see for yourself this question.”

Gu He rushed out the door and stood there. He did not dare to be seen by the math teacher anymore. Out of the mind. If he pisses the math teacher off again, he might have to copy 20,000 words to criticize himself tonight.

Gu He leaned against the wall and saw Lu Chuan smiling silently from the window. Gu He glared at Lu Chuan. 'I'm not a real man if I don't take revenge on him.'

Lu Chuan smiled shyly as he met Gu He's eyes.

“Cling-clang... Cling-clang..” After the class bell rang, Gu He bowed and said loudly before the teacher came out, “Teacher, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean that. ”

The teacher looked towards Gu He, but he could not hit or scold him, so he patted the boy's head with his hand, “There is no second chance. After you return, finish homework today, or tomorrow.”.

"All right ..." Gu He nodded quickly.

Lin Xiao looked at Gu He, put his hand on the latter's shoulder and laughed, "You have such a day, bro, ha ha ha."

Gu He rolled his eyes at Lin Xiao and pulled him into the toilet.

"Why did you pull me down the toilet? I don't want to defecate.” Lin Xiao looked at Gu He with disdain.

“I brought you here to eat shit. Look, how skinny you are.” Gu He lowered his pants zipper and started urinating.

"Eh... You're too disgusting, He'zi." Lin Xiao retreated three steps away from Gu He instantly.

“You laughed at me first now, and you laughed so hard. How can I disgust you if I don't take you to the toilet?” Gu He said with a smile.

“Tut-tut, I didn't expect you to be like this now, bastard ..” Lin Xiao looked brash.

Gu He, "..."

"By the way, why did you call me yesterday?" Lin Xiao said, bowing.

After Gu He finished, he closed his zipper, "I wanted to sleep at your house yesterday, but you said you were at your grandfather's house, so I didn't go."

“Why do you suddenly want to sleep? You don't want to go home?” As Gu He's good friend for so many years, Lin Xiao instantly guessed it.

“Yes, I have a conflict with my family.” Gu He washed his hands while splashing water on Lin Xiao's face.

"Gu He, stop, fuck you." Lin Xiao wiped the water off his face and said to Gu He in an unfriendly tone.

“How dare you laugh at me? I'd dare you do it again. ” Gu He running out. His history always repeats itself surprisingly. Gu He slipped and fell again, and this time with his face facing down.

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