MY WIFE IS A GHOST
FELI FELICIA
“Tu-wait a minute!” Adrian is still trying to process the information he receives in a short time. The money ... the business card .. Mr. Gumilar and Felicia. Waita minute! Waita minute! Adrian remembered the face of the security guard at Mr. Gumilar's house when he mentioned Felicia's name. The face of the security guard was .. don't-don't .. “Ka-you Felicia??”
“You are absolutely right, my husband!!” The ghost of the foreign woman immediately drew closer to Adrian and fared to hug Adrian again, but Adrian quickly raised his hand and held the ghostly body of the woman away before actually hugging her tightly.
“Ki-we talk first, can??”
“What are you talking about?? Didn't we talk earlier??” The female ghost put a pouty lip on her cheek. “I just want to hug you, my husband. Why is it so hard?”
“I told you to stop calling me my husband, my husband! I'm not your husband!” The ghostly lips of the woman grew increasingly pouted, a sign of her pity on Adrian. Tests, tests. Suddenly tears streamed down the face of the female ghost. “Huaaa!!”
“You can cry??” Adrian shocked.
“Yes can!! Don't you see my tears??”
Seeing those tears .. Adrian suddenly felt guilty. Adrian approaches the female ghost and intends to comfort her. But, set!! The ghost moves quickly when Adrian is off guard and hugs Adrian again.
“Hey, perverted ghost!! Let go of me!”
“No!!” The female ghost tightened her embrace on Adrian's body. “I just want to hug you! I really just want to hug you!! Your body is warm while my body is always cold!! Hearing your heart rate makes me feel a little happy!! You know I don't have a heartbeat anymore??”
Huft!!! Adrian tries to hold back his regret for being fooled by crocodile tears from the female ghost who introduces her name as Felicia. “You fuck, I'll kick you right away! Remember that!!”
“Ehm!!” A female ghost named Felicia nodded her head like a little dog.
“Oke.” Adrian lets the ghost of the woman hold him. “We talk now.”
“What are you talking about?”
“Since when did you die??” ask Adrian.
“Two months away, exactly a year of my death.”
“Why did you die??”
Felicia shook her head. “I don't remember. Just seeing how my parents took care of my death, I think I died in an accident.”
“Trus ... What does this have to do with you and this ghost wedding? Why am I the one?” Adrian asks an important question to Felicia-the female ghost.
“I think maybe because my dream is to get married. Given my age, I died at a very young age.” Felicia slightly tightened her embrace on Adrian's body.
“What age??”
“20 years.”
“20 years yes .. “ Adrian remembered himself at that age. All the problems that happened to him began when he was 20 years old. From his father playing with the mad woman to his mother who fell ill. “Your dream at twenty years old really .. “
“What's serious?” ask Felicia.
“Simple. Looking at your dreams and home this afternoon, I guess you lived quite happily during your lifetime.”
“Maybe. I can't remember it clearly.”
Adrian's conversation stopped there. The night is getting late, Adrian needs sleep to move on the next day. Unlike Felicia, Adrian's life is really not easy and to live it, Adrian requires a lot of energy and rest at night.
“Let me hug you. I promise I won't do anything while you sleep!”
“Dragon your promise!”
Adrian, who was too tired, finally let the ghost of a woman named Felicia hug him as long as he fell asleep. Just before his eyes had completely fallen asleep, Adrian could only complain about his life. My life is not easy!! Why do I still have to take care of a perverted female ghost like her?? In my past life, what sins did I have until I had to live like this??
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Broom, broom!!
Adrian drove his bike to his workplace. Adrian was lucky after a tiring morning, Adrian can still leave work on time. I'm tired!! So tired!! Not yet started to work, Adrian was very tired because of the act of Felicia this morning.
As soon as he opened his eyes, Adrian saw Felicia's sweet lips and tried to kiss Adrian.
“Do you want with your lips??”
“Give a kiss good morning. Didn't the husband and wife usually do that?”
Adrian immediately put away Felicia's face with his index finger. “I don't need a good morning kiss and another kiss from you!!”
Then when Adrian was taking a bath, Adrian suddenly felt goosebumps. For the first time in his life, Adrian feels absolutely terrified of ghosts and women.
“You dare peek at me, I will drive you out!!”
“Ng-no. I don't want to!!”
Then at breakfast, Felicia once again annoys Adrian by asking dozens of questions.
“What do you eat??”
“Why eat this??”
“What is this edible?”
“This food is not healthy??”
“What if you get sick due to malnutrition??”
Those questions couldn't be clearly remembered by Adrian because Felicia was too annoying and too talkative. As a ghost, Felicia was really noisy even noisier than a child who was always curious. Adrian can only shake his head imagining he met Felicia while she was alive.
She ... troublesome woman!! Just that one sentence Adrian could express to describe Felicia.
Ckitt! After all along the way Adrian remembers his troublesome morning because of Felicia, Adrian finally arrives at his workplace. Before entering his workplace, Adrian spoke in a soft voice to Felicia.
“Don't bother me while I'm at work!! I also probably won't be able to answer that endless question of yours!”
“I understand.”
“Good.” Adrian felt a little relieved to see Felicia was quite obedient to him even though Adrian's heart was still a little stuck because from his little experience Felicia was not an obedient woman.
“But .. “
“But what?” Adrian furrowed his brows and regretted the praise that had not been half a minute out of his mouth.
“You work as a courier, Adrian??” ask Felicia.
“Yes. Why then?” Adrian guessed Felicia would probably feel Adrian's job was really a despicable job.
But Adrian's guess was wrong. Felicia smiled at Adrian. “Very good. That way ... we can take a walk!”
Yaw, kaak!
Adrian is surprised by Felicia's answer to his work. The corner of Adrian's lips formed a small smile knot. “You, strange woman.”
“You smile??” Felicia was shocked to see the small smile of Adrian.
“Ng-no kok.” Adrian covered his face and turned towards his post to immediately pick up the ordered items for him to deliver. “Remember!! Don't talk to me while I'm working!!”
“Wait!!” Felicia pulls Adrian's hand and stops Adrian.
“Why else??” Adrian asked without turning his head towards Felicia, familiarizing himself as if Felicia did not exist because only he could see Felicia. Adrian was afraid that people might misunderstand him when they see him talking to himself.
“Why didn't you call me by my name?? I understand you don't want to call me wife. But why won't you call my name??”
“Your name is too long. I'm not ordinary.”
“Kalo so make a nickname for me.” Felicia moved quickly to the front of Adrian and looked at Adrian with sparkling eyes like a small dog who was pleading with his master.
Looking at Felicia's eyes, Adrian thought of one nickname for Felicia. “What about Feli?? You want me to call you by that name?”
“Mau!” Felicia instantly agreed with her two eyes that were increasingly rounded like a small dog.
“Good, Feli.”
“But why Feli?” Felicia once again blocks Adrian's way to get to his post.
“Have heard this song: heli, gugguguk! Come, gugguguk!!?”
“Don't tell me you called me Feli because it's similar to that name??” Felicia's lips were a sign of her bad taste.
“Ya, indeed because of it.”
“Adrian, you!!”
Seeing Felicia who was feeling very upset, Adrian could only smile because he was happy to have succeeded in making the perverted female ghost annoyed. Feli, cuckoo! Come, gugguguk!! In his heart, Adrian sang the song.