Neighbor Ko' Gitu?!

Neighbor Ko' Gitu?!
Bottom line Patience!


nashira the New Light


"NAS, NAS, NANAAAS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"


Do you know who calls me by the name of fruits? Who else if not Mas Dikta, a neighbor who moved from Jakarta. Though other people used to call me Nara, but she came as if playing change my name. Eh jerk-off, surely in your heart you wonder, um who the hell is Mas Dikta, continue this how the story is, just the beginning was told to guess who the person is. Okay-okay, I'll tell you who Mas Dikta is.


So Mas Dikta with the real name Bagaskara Pradikta neighbors who have moved a few months from Jakarta, continue to come to Bandung and apesnya he moved to near my house which was just an obstacle 2 houses only.


He's his real man deh nyebelin. Moreover, his mouth was, pedes kalo speaking, nyelekit gisah. For example, yesterday, when I want to go to work on a motorcycle, and I am neat, continue to fit to take the helmet that I usually keep near the front door of the house even do not exist. I shouted to the person in the house where the helmet I used to wear, then the Mamah came and said that the helmet I used to wear was borrowed with Mas Dikta, because the Mamah thought I would not go to work because last night I had a fever, as a result was given a helmet to Mas Dikta. Yes I know, here the Mamah also why dingga nanya first to me want to go to work or his bengga, and Mas Dikta as well, why do not get permission directly the same I do as I have his helmet.


Oh yes and you all know, my trip was even on the ticket. Apes deh, where Mr. Police his face is very jutek, continue apesnya again, I misfortune fit to the workplace, and my boss even so somewhat how to me, I, it's gonna be so good. Anyway, he's the guy who's really messing around. Do not fit if I tell the story of all the behavior of Mas Dikta that only a few months I know, which makes the blood rise continuously.


Okay we skip the story about the behavior of Mas Dikta, because it looks like the word now in the head he already has horns, because from earlier he called me continue but deliberately I let it stand, I let it stand, it's still the same thing that happened yesterday. Haha Rasain tuh Mas, kesel also lo!


"Why the hell Mas, from earlier shouted continuously, astonished deh." Answer me who just finished helping the Mom in the kitchen.


"Well, how do I scream, from earlier I call you but you are not frowning. What are you doing again? Keep on saying there are people who call nuh nyut! Don't keep on begging, got a mouth, right?!"


"Buset Mas, kalem aja why, use all sewot. Anyway I was again in the kitchen so not horrified Mas Dikta called," Sorry, Mas, I lied a little. I actually heard it too.


"What else does he keep calling me? Is it the same with me?" I continued with the pedal.


"That's why you're a Nas person." With glaring eyes.


Usually, his eyes do not have to look at it.


"Gini Nas's....." Wellh his romances will definitely be asked in please again this mah.


"...I'm going to the supermarket, I want to buy a floor broom, mop, same furniture that doesn't exist, but I don't know which brand is good, which is durable, which is, so I'd like to ask you a favor..."


Supposedly.


"...you help me choose which one is good! Later finish shopping, I treat Ayam Geprek Bu Mantu deh, how do you want to hang?"


Momentary, Mas Dikta said his pact is Ayam Geprek Bu Mantu right? If the tract is Ayam Geprek Bu Mantu mah, please I can not refuse! Because I like it the same Chicken Geprek Bu Mantu, let alone sambel most the best of any sambel chicken geprek! Impressed lebay emang, but that's a fact, if you don't believe please deh once buy Ayam Geprek Bu Mantu. Addicted guaranteed.


Eh but my time immediately yes in anyway?! Don't get! I have to jaim and sell expensive first, you can directly yes in, if you need to bargain too, you can only get 3 servings of Chicken Geprek Bu Mantu right. Okay sip my pinter.


"How many servings of Chicken Geprek Bu Mantu?" Say it while crossing my hands.


"One time, do a lot, tekor me if you want a lot of mah."


"Lahh ogah ah if one. I want 3 servings of Chicken Geprek Bu Mantu! After all, if you buy 10 servings, you will make you poor, Mas Diktaaa!"


"Are you human, isn't Nas?"


"I'm not a human being, you're not going to bother helping you!"


Kila is Mas Dikta's younger brother. He is still in college, already in the 5th semester, and he costs in an area near the campus, because the distance from the house of Mas Dikta to the campus is quite far.


"Eh uh uh don't do that dong mas! I asked for help, so I asked Kila for help"


This is why even back, even so I want to be in the mintain please?! Hadeuh, like really, if the payment is about food, where can refuse. Moreover, Ayam Geprek Bu Mantu my favorite food, huhu.


"Well, what, what? If you want, eat it not directly 2 servings. Now 1 serving, 1 more serving later next week. Dear stomach if you eat his chicken geprek 2 servings at once, later upset stomach, let alone you like his level 3 is the most painful."


But seriously chicken geprek if eaten without pedes even so bengga delicious. Yes but I also still love my stomach if you directly eat 2 servings mah, not brave, afraid of tomorrow after work even round back to wc continue.


"Jaudah yes - yes. What time do you want to go to the supermarket?"


"You get ready Nas, I'll pick you up at 9."


By reflex I immediately saw the wall clock.


"Buset mas, yes do not mepet also times! Now it's 9 in less than 15 minutes, I'm a mas girl, not yet and all the macems."


"We just go to the supermarket the same eat Nas, take clothes and everything. I want to go to the state."


"Okay there I got a new gebetan, then it has to be groomed. The point is 9 o'clock over, if you're half 10, period."


"Jaudah there come in ready, I also want to go back home first to bring Asya all of you."


"Asya go with mas? How to fit a bonceng motor 3? Uh, but that's fine, Asya was a kid. That is, the entar in the tilang mas kalo bonceng 3."


Oh yes I have not said that Mas Dikta is Duren Sawit Muda. Yes Duda! But this widower is different, because this Duda Keren Sarang Duit is still Young, and handsome too, bosen bosen not seen her, haha. But it all seems to be covered with the same attitude that, ah later you also know.


Okay, go to Asya. So Asya was his son Mas Dikta and his ex-wife first. Do not ask me why Mas Dikta can divorce his ex-wife yes, because until now I never know and never ask the problem, feel not polite anyway. And Asya is now 4 years old, it's kind of school. If you want to know how Asya child, I tell ya, Asya tuh his son sinter really and equally mengeselin of course. I like to think that this child is still a child who can pinter like that, given to eat what he is like his father.


"Yes, use a car with pineapple. I also know that bonceng 3 can. You're rich in fish swimming"


Start his ngeselin.


"It's normal dong, I don't know want to use a car, it's considered a motor"


"Judah there, why are you still here, there get ready so that there will be men who lascivious also to you, let the singles continue."


Can you dengga the mas lo mouth is conditioned, who also wants singles continue! Partially if the payment is not food especially Chicken Geprek Bu Mantu, where would I help you now, mending me just lying at home. Enjoy the work holiday. Say me in my heart. Yes in the heart! Because I dare not do that.


"That's so damn good about it!"


I go to the house to get ready and go.


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