Now Or Soon U Mine!
9. T^T forced

"Lo Halu what is the Bar? You obviously want to marry Akilla." Dean snorted softly.

His arrival to his best friend's house even ended in unreasonable curses that seemed forced. Just now he entered the Haryata family mansion, he was forced to pull into the room. Eits, not to do the no-no (though he had time to think so) because the look on Bara's face showed different things. The man looked confused mixed with annoyance.

"Gue no boong, feeling yesterday I was 18 years old. I still want to, yesterday I spread rumors about Malika–"

"Akilla" errat Dean.

"Well yes, Sakilla" Dean just turned the eyeballs hearing Bara again mispronounce the name. "Perinin he was angry until his own best friend got sprayed. But when I wake up, why am I ringed?" cerocos Bara without pause.

Dean lowered his round glasses slightly. "Lo wasn't taking the wrong medication, was he?"

Bara clucked in annoyance, "gue seriously!"

"Who's kidding, Su'ep!" reply Dean's anxious. "Udah deh, do not care yesterday you are still in High School and now it's two-headed, essentially you have to live your life now." Dean's talk at the end. He could no longer hear the outpouring of Bara's heart that stretched everywhere.

He opened his mouth ready to speak. But he found no reason to deny Dean's advice. Does he have to live his life changing without ever imagining it? Life that doesn't make sense. How could he marry the girl he hated yesterday? Oh no, the girl he hated five years ago. After all, there was indeed a point in Dean's lecture. Not far off with Mamah Dedeh.

There is no way he continues to deny that time passes too quickly, where five years feels one night only. People will think of it as crazy.

"Lo really bro, I have to live whatever happens!" he insisted without any hesitation.

***

"Haha! I did not expect Bara Adnan Haryata ever wear a pink dress plus lope-lope ribbon, let alone long hair! Ahahaha! Similar to girl bet anj*r!!"

Akilla's laughter filled the room. His phone now shows a childhood photo of Bara he stole from the family album. So many pictures of the disgrace of Bara and dressed like a cute and beautiful little girl.

The owner of the disgrace stared lazily at Akilla while propping his chin on the side of the bed. He waited until Akilla was exhausted from laughing. But for a long time he waited, the girl did not shut her mouth. Collapsing was already his determination to move on with life no matter what the situation was. This condition was worse than his old life.

Oh yeah, actually, from the morning you wanted to ask Akilla something about the extraordinary oddity that made her five years older. He was sure that he was not the only one who had that short time.

"Gue wants to talk seriously!"

His words are not understood. Akilla was still busy laughing, occasionally wiping away the clear liquid in the corner of his eyes. Roll around on the bed while holding her aching stomach, mostly laughing.

Five minutes passed, his laughter began to subside. "OK-okay, so what did you want to say?" tanya Akilla interspersed with her laughter that was still not over.

"Today we're still in High School, right? How are we even getting married now? In his twenties."

Akilla drew closer to Bara, sitting next to him. "Hmmm, yes. How is it that my husband? Oh yeah, I'm still mad at you!" Akilla folded her hands and turned her back. He forgets the trouble that happened to him at school, because Bara spread strange rumors about him. Especially the look of mercy from Yura that forced her to emit excessive emotions so that her friends also felt the release of anger.

Hmmm, how are your friends now?

"Gue is also still angry about you spreading our photos!" Bara followed the crab while, pursing his lips, imitating Akilla's attitude to him.

Akilla's eyebrows are linked, "I told you it wasn't me!! Lo so people have said yes, mending I chat with stones rather than the same lo. Your head is harder than a rock!"

Bara turned her head, "lo don't miss? If you like it, I say it! Don't use it that way, I'm disgusted to see it!" he said he was raising the volume of the sound.

"Udah, we are going to discuss strange events. Why even discuss a problem that is no longer important?" Akilla breathed out. The man in front breathed. The girl was right, there was no point in her continuing to debate the matter that had passed five years ago.

"Well, five years feels one malem. I'm good too. My brother who died in an accident, is still alive...?" Bara remembered strange things that he should not have lived.

"Don't..." Akilla hung up her sentence. Makes her curious, "don't what?" he insisted impatiently.

Bara's eyes are rounded. Huh huh? Die off? Is he really dead? He did not expect heaven to be like this. But, if this is the afterlife, why are her parents here as well? Aunt Nofi? About Panji? Dean's? Has the world ended?

"We're not dead like that" murmured Akilla as if talking to himself.

One of Bara's eyebrows shot up, asking for an explanation. Instead of answering, the girl punched her nose hard. Until he groaned in pain. "Aw! How is my nonjok?!"

"No, we're still alive. The proof is that you still feel sick" he blushed plain-faced. Not a single bit of guilt hurt him. Honestly, his nose hurts a lot from the bumps. Not that he was whiny, but that was the reality, and he did not expect Akilla to attack him as suddenly as before.

"Yes, what should we do?" asked Bara who was still rubbing her sore nose.

The long haired girl looked over. "We have to pretend to be a married couple."

"No way!"

"So you know, we're gonna be considered weird and kicked out of this house!"

"My parents aren't that nice!"

"Instantially, nyokap you got a photo of your childhood."

"I-iya anyway... Then I asked for a divorce!"

"Lo's crazy, we've only been married for a month. Divorce playtime, you think this is prank for pansos?"

"No matter, I think three lo!"

"Bac*t you, want to put your family face to my family?"

"You know..." Bara racked his brain looking for arguments again. But it seems that his brain never rotates, he found no reason to get out of this dangerous zone. "You know, I'm gonna be fake husband lo..."

***

"Wouldn't! You sleep on the couch!!"

"This is my home, you are!" A pillow just floated up against Akilla's body. Paid worth it again by a pillow bolster attack.

Just five minutes passed about their promise to work together in this strange world they accidentally visited. "Where are the boys and girls!"

"Cowok's a girl leader, guys are scared of girls? So the world says?" the pillows continued to float like bullets shooting at their enemies. The difference is, the foam is not painful.

"The girl is so glorified, if the boys don't want to give up, what does the afterlife say?" avenged Akilla who dodged from Bara pillow attack.

"Take the afterlife, you want to go there more quickly?!"

"What else are you doing? Was the war this morning not done yet? I'm not invited anymore?" Radka went in with a file in her hand. Take a little teddy bear on the shelf near the door.

Instantly Bara threw his pillow in any direction. "Well, I'm staying in your room, right?" issued a persuasion. Acting cute, Akilla felt nauseous seeing that face. Saw a horse's ass, he thought.

"Loh, why?" tanyanya. The newlyweds should not be far from the couple. I thought I was fighting to separate the beds. "He's sleeping like a broken radio, noisy, let alone his hands can't be pinned."

"What's? You want to sleep in your room?" Mrs. Haryata came because he heard the conversation of his two children. "Can't do it, pamali!"

Bara immediately pursed his lips together with the lowering of Akilla's shoulder.