
Lu Zhanke had no choice but to compromise. "OK okay. Don'tdon't move. I'll change it myself."
Bringing clothes to the dressing room, he seriously wondered if the couple's cell phone chain was too excited for Ai Changhuan, causing him to buy everything that fit.
When he opened his black T-shirt, the corner of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.
The front of the shirt was a bowl of rice that read: Just do the dishes, don't eat.
The back of the shirt read: I feel my wife is Mengda! (Note: very adorable)
Why would someone buy this weird T-shirt?
Reluctantly, Lu Zhanke changed his clothes. Then, he came out, directly trying to cover himself. Ai Changhuan had changed faster than him and was already waiting outside.
He saw Ai Changhuan's T-shirt also had a picture of a bowl of rice in front of him, but it read: Just eat, don't wash dishes.
She glanced at him, and then she was a little embarrassed. “It's my first time wearing a couple t-shirt, and it feels like looking in the mirror.”
Unfortunately, Lu Zhanke, who was extremely grim, was inadvertently pleased with his words, and he no longer put on a flat face. He grabbed her shoulder, asked, “You like it? Are you happy?"
Ai Changhuan nodded. "I like it so much."
"Come on. Let me see what you have on your back. ” Lu Zhanke pulled Ai Changhuan closer and saw the words on the back of his shirt: I am his wife.
I feel my wife Mengmengda, I'm his wife.
It seemed like it was a question and an answer, but he was confused. “What does Mengmengda mean?”
"That's how I am." Ai Changhuan made an extremely cute expression and raised her hands above her head, bending into a heart shape. "It's so funny."
Lu Zhanke seemed to understand it a little. He wondered why people today did not speak normally. Should they talk like this to have personality? But he wouldn't say these words. He did not want to look old and outdated.
Taking a deep breath, he brought Ai Changhuan back into his arms. “Can we go home now?”
Ai snapped her fingers. "Let's go."
In fact, he wanted to buy a couple bracelet and a couple necklace. Unfortunately, as a soldier, Lu could not wear the jewelry, so he gave up.
However, the pair's jerseys were enough to challenge Lu. He saw the smile of his feet, but he only liked to see when he was obviously reluctant but still had to do something. That's very funny.
When they returned home, they met Yang Anxin and Pei Mu. When the couple saw Lu and Ai, they paused for a moment and then burst into laughter.
Lu Zhanke was embarrassed. He was expecting this reaction. Before they went home, she had proposed to change clothes, but her request was mercilessly rejected by Ai.
Ai Changhuan was very happy, and he kept asking Yang Anxin, “How? Pretty, right? Was it a good match?”
“Very...fit,” replied Yang while wiping away tears from laughter. Then, he could not help but laugh anymore.
Pei Mu also laughed for a long time before he could barely contain himself. Then, he patted Lu on the shoulder and said, “Yes, that's good. Very young, energetic, and creative.”
Even though he said this, he immediately laughed, and the laughter was extremely exaggerated. You can't help but be annoyed at him.
The sound of laughter shocked Song Shizhang and Du Yucheng who had just passed by.
When Song Shizhang saw the excitement, he immediately came and asked, “Lao Pei, what's up? Did you find money on the ground?”
Pei could not speak while laughing. Ignoring Lu's completely stiff face, he pointed at Lu and laughed.
Song Shizhang turned around and immediately rejoiced. He walked in a few circles around Lu. “Yes, it's pretty trendy. Is this a couple's dress? You two are really fashionable. What's this saying? One is 'just eat, don't do the dishes, ' and the other is 'just do the dishes, don't eat.' This is really a natural couple.”
Ai Chang smiled. "What's that? That look good? Zhanke was disgusted by the outfit and refused to wear it.”
“No, no, it's not ugly at all. It's so beautiful that you two have to walk around the camp in these jerseys. You two will definitely be the most beautiful scenery.” Song looked like he wanted to see the world fall into chaos.
Lu was initially dissatisfied with the clothes, but hearing Song Shizhang's sneering tone, he immediately narrowed his eyes and sneered. "Do you have clothes like that?"
“...” His words were as cruel and as sharp as a knife, and Song was soon defeated. “You, you, don't bother me. I'll have it soon, um, soon.” Somehow, that sentence was extremely insecure.
Pei also came out to help Song. "Lu, please don't tease her." Song was moved, but just as he was about to speak, Pei Mu said, “He is already quite pitiful. We shouldn't bully a bachelor like this. ”
So Song's words of gratitude stiffened in his chest, and he almost vomited blood.
Yang Anxin said, “Seeing you two have such a good relationship, I feel relieved. How about coming to my house for dinner later?”
"Oh no, Sister Anxin, Zhanke said she'll cook because we also bought a couple's apron." Ai Changhuan held onto Lu Zhanke's arm tightly, his face sweet and happy.
“…”
“…”
Turning around to look at Du Yucheng, he shouted at him, and they walked together.
Du's eyes fell on Ai Changhuan's arm in Lu Zhanke's hand. She reluctantly smiled, nodded, and left with Song.
Pei Mu and Yang Anxin also went home.
After walking for a while, Du Yucheng turned around and saw that Ai had jumped onto Lu's back. Lu shook his head helplessly and walked into their house with Ai.
Du Yucheng clenched his fists again and again. He had already seen that the relationship between Ai and Lu was completely different, and Ai was getting away from him even more.
Lu Zhanke brought Ai Changhuan into the living room before lowering her down. He felt helpless. “Ah, you just refused to walk these few steps.”
Ai took off her high heels and put on the sandals she used to wear at home. Then, he breathed a long sigh of relief and flirtatiously said, "People's feet hurt when they walked for so long in high heels."
Lu. "...Who is meant by 'them'?"
Ai Changhuan glared. "Lu Zhanke, do you want to die?"
Lu Zhanke immediately took a step back. “Well, it's more like your normal self. What you did before was really scary. ”
Ai Changhuan glanced at him. “You are showered with tender love without realizing it. go cooking. I'm starving."
He stepped forward and pulled her off the sofa. "Together."
Ai refused to get off the couch. "I'm so tired that I don't want to cook."
"Faster for two people to work together." You dragged Ai into the kitchen. He followed her, thought for a moment, shook Lu's hand, and dashed out quickly. "Wait a minute, I'll get something."
"What?"
Ai Changhuan returned, holding a black and red apron. "This red one's for you."
The blood vessels on Lu's forehead appeared again. They take a good shower after eating. One was leaning by the bed reading the documents, and the other was lying on the bed looking at Weibo.
Ai Changhuan could not help but laugh when he saw her. “It's very funny. That's very funny. Why is this guy so funny?”
You turned around to see him. "What's that?"
Ai turned around and lay facing him. “Allow me ask, do you know what Bumingjueli is?”
“Bumingjueli? Whatisit? Is that idiom?”
“Bumingjueli means that even if you don't understand something, it feels really amazing. Then do you know what Renjianbuchai means?”
"……I don't know."
“Renjianbuchai means life is already so difficult, so we don't need to expose some things. Oh, Captain Lu, you are out of date, and you cannot keep up with the times. How can you chat? ” Ai Changhuan said with disdain.
Lu Zhanke put down the document, flipped over, and lay down, staring at Ai Changhuan. “I know where the most advanced and advanced weapons in the world are researched. I know the latest battle methods. I know a lot more than you know. Is it considered outdated? ”
“But I don't want to talk about weapons and combat methods with you. You won't have any friends, so you still have to go online more often to learn about the incredible world of the Internet.” Ai put down her phone, preparing to go to sleep. He yawned and said, "If you don't, you won't keep up with the times."
Lu narrowed his eyes, rolled, and pressed down next to him. “Does the Internet say what couples should do after they get married?”
“...” Ai blinked and said innocently. “Oh, this is a harmonious society now. How can anyone say that on the Internet?”
You touched Ai's face.
Ai Changhuan, slightly shaken, quickly pushed Lu away, and laughed. “Do not touch it. It's very itchy.”
“...” Lu had no choice but to stare at him. "Can you concentrate a little?"
Ai closed her eyes and said with a hint of embarrassment, “Sorry, I...it seems impossible..”.
You seem to be thinking of something. After a long time, he sighed softly and tucked Ai's hair in his ear. He said, “Don't be afraid. I won't force you. If you don't want to, I won't."
“...Sorry..” Ai feels guilty. He also knew that this kind of thing happened naturally. You're going to treat him like this because he likes her so much.
“It's okay, don't worry. Let it happen.” Lu Zhanke patted his back gently, calming him to sleep. "Sleep, sleep, there's still so much to do tomorrow."
"Huh." Ai Changhuan rested and fell asleep.
But he was obviously too naive. The next day, while she was still in her dream, she was forcefully pulled from the bed by Lu. "Ai Changhuan, get up."
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