Smart Boy Child Maker Khamar
Dragon Killer Sambal

“Assalamu aleikum yaa Aki Bintang” shouted Silang loudly loudly in the canteen court. Suddenly all eyes glanced in the direction being called. Star, a shabby student with her hair straight away felt uneasy with the call. Some of the women who took a glance were just small giggles as they passed. Stars can tell what they are thinking. “Yang kayak is what Akhi.” says

“What the heck are you Lang! just be ashamed. Shouts shout.” Reply to the Star after Gilang was close enough to him.

“Ha ha ha, Sorry dech, again pleased. ‘Kan to meet Kiky.”

“Ya is there! Why should the stories the same I” response Star is still upset.

“Yaa. you temenin me” reply Gilang relaxed.

“Nak aja, since when do I agree!”

“Jiah! So Rangga has not told the same story You” said Gilang who was as surprised as Bintang.

“Eh, that's it, Rangga!” Gilang called his best friend who was heading towards them.

It seems Gilang and Rangga have indeed promised to meet in the courtyard of this canteen, without including Bintang in their plans. Gilang and Rangga already know their best friend Star. Monthly remittances make Bintang do not have many options for lunch. The campus canteen is the one that is his subscription.

“Ga, you haven't told the same stars that you guys met me today with Kiky?”

Rangga casually spoke to the Star.

“Bin, now we plan to meet Gilang, meet Kiky” and then face Gilang. “Already, Lang! I just said.”

“Aahh.. crazy you yes..” reply Gilang senewen.

“Just relax... Stars will want to, really! Yes ‘Kan Bin. You come with us ‘kan.”

“Come on Bin, help me. I also when you ask please deliver a letter to Ratna, do not refuse” said Gilang polo-ass. Kontan only Rangga was uproarious to hear the word Gilang.

“Ah, lontong is the same you, who like so I say help” replied Star.

“But ‘kan, the letter reached Ratna” said Gilang defended himself.

“Already, do not need to be discussed” said Rangga. “Sign up to treat us, Bin.”

“ Then it's different again the story” welcome Bintang sumringah.

“ He he he, you are indeed my best friends. Easy to read what you want. Whatever it is, if there is a deal. Take it easy, brothers, I know the delicious new Padang Restaurant. Sambal chilli ijo, beeeuugghhh. The seller gave him the name Sambal Killer Dragon. You said you were strong eat spicy, Ga. Sambal this if it is true you are strong eat it, lift my hat the same you.”

“Hayuuukk.. who was afraid” replied Rangga accepted the Gilang challenge.

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“Astaghfirullaah.. swear.... really bad!” Rangga said cut into pieces his breath. Of course, greeted with a satisfied laugh by Gilang. Although it is not certain Gilang laughs or grimaces. Star is self-conscious not to participate in a cockroach contest to eat chili like his two friends.

“What I said.. shhhh.. haah... sshhhh... haah.. steady ‘kan” Silang comments while wiping the sweat on his forehead.

“Lang, he said he wanted to see Kiky. When?” ask the stars

“Kok so you're the spirit, Bin”

“Yaa .. I ‘kan can not stay here for long. There is a promise with children PAS.”

“Sich should have come. The promise is here. But just send a message, he said a little late” replied Gilang casually.

“ You are crazy! You want to meet Kiky with the look of a kayak like this, the spiciness of a kayak like this, actually you are seriously not sich the same Kiky” said Rangga who had begun to become inflamed. His students in this one romance never understood how to appreciate women.

“Ya seriously! But ‘kan what's wrong if also while enjoying this delicious food.”

“Ber also sich Ga, besides if later the tongue Gilang kelu, can not talk in front of the Kiky, he has a reason. Spiciness!” sambar Star.

“Hmm ..hmm ..hmm” muttered Gilang while nodding approving the words Star. His mouth was still full of boiled cassava leaves. “Indeed there is no hope these two friends of mine when it comes to women” thought Rangga.

Gilang's mobile phone rang. Right after Gilang put in the last mouthful of rice he added the third. After cleaning his makeshift hands with a napkin, Gilang reached into his phone from his pocket.

“Wahh... said Kiky in a moment he arrived. We wait for him in front. He said he had eaten. You guys go ahead first. I pay first” Gilang said to his two friends.

Before long they were sitting in the front seat of the restaurant. Look at the cars that come in.

“You made my self-esteem just fall Lang! Hang out here like a parking attendant” protest Rangga.

“Sabar, soon Kiky arrived. I'll take a piss first. Because of the spiciness earlier I mostly drink.”

“You said he's coming soon. If he arrives but you don't have how” asked the Stars.

“Awhile, just there, kok” said Silang while pointing bush beside the parking lot.

“Iihhh .. Very dirty sich you Lang! Inside ‘kan there is toilet.” Rangga.

“Lateness!” Sahut Gilang while heading directly to the bush.

And it's true. Shortly after Gilang disappeared behind a bush, a sedan stopped in the parking lot. A woman wrapped in a neat veil, tall, got out of the car.

“EEhh... there, was there for a minute.” Answer Rangga clumsy. But his finger was pointing at the bushes

“ Why is he there?” ask Kiky confused.

“Eh.. “ Rangga do not know what to answer.

“Eh, knowin, this is my friend, Star.”

“Oh... Da... Assalamu alaikum, I'm Kiky. This is the Star that was left married ‘kan? Tell me a lot about you.”

The face of the red star went out hearing Kiky's words. “Fuck disappear.... Just watch out!” the stars in the heart.

Not long ago Gilang came. Only the way the road is a bit strange. Rather straddle like a person who tingling because of a day riding a motorbike.

“Oh.. Hi Ki, it's been a while?” greet Gilang, still with a strange expression. Not like someone who is waiting for his heart.

“Hai, Lang. Sorry yes! I'm late. I was taught to eat first. Sorry yes. We so ‘kan nyari panisangnya. Thank you very much, you already want to invite Rangga with the Stars, otherwise, where strong I lift everything myself.”

The star is getting upset with his friend on this one. Turns out he was invited just to be used as a porters. “Siannn!!! Watch out for you Gilang!” revenge Star in the heart.

“Eh... Anu.. it seems that it can not be today ‘deh” said Gilang. Rangga was shocked by Gilang's reply.

“ What you want sich, Lang. ‘Can pity Kiky.” Rangga Protest.

“Sini bentar ‘deh, Ga” said Gilang while pulling Rangga a bit away from Kiky, then whisper something.

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“What does a banana stem do, Ki?” Ask the Star who is trying to open a conversation with Kiky. But still the Star did not dare to look Kiky in the eyes for long. The star was afraid of the guts dimming all. Not being able to speak the next words.

“Not yet, Bin. My uncle wants to throw a garden party. He said he needed a banana stem for decoration. I'm just helping to find her. I myself have not imagined so what the decoration”

The star, who had avoided looking Kiky in the eye, cast his gaze toward his two friends during the Kiky story. Both are still whispering. Gilang then pointed to his crotch. Then Rangga's body jumped like a person who held back laughter.

“Ah... it was apparently” thought Star.

“My uncle is also a design graduate. You studied at Art Design ‘kan” ask Kiky on Stars. But the one asked was busy watching his two best friends. The star is still trying to convince her guess.

“Really! must be so” thought. He tried to repeat what the three of them were doing until before Kiky came. Gilang's hands were not really clean after finishing eating sambal. He just wiped his potluck with a napkin, because he was in a hurry to pick up the phone. Then. earlier he went straight to the bushes to pee.

“Yes! Definitely it!” the stars in my heart.

“Bin, you are studying in Art Design, ‘kan?” Kiky asked again half irritated at feeling neglected.

“Oh yes ... uh .. banana stem yes ... what to do .. I was wondering what your uncle wanted to do with that banana stem. Luckily Gilang took me. I can get free knowledge from uncle kamu” replied the Star. He didn't really listen to Kiky's last question.

“That's a lot to say to you. Just make this event he has also been planning for a long time. No patience, he is waiting for today”

keep the stars lying.

Rangga and Gilang then regroup with Kiky and Bintang. The star stared fixedly at Rangga. The star knows Rangga's ignorant smile. And Bintang replied with a cheerful smile sign agreeing with all of Rangga's ignorant plans.

“Hayuk Ki, we go. Come Lang, you drive, cook you the heart of the driven Kiky.”

“Wahh... Thank you Lang, thank you everyone. Yuk, to my car. But wait a minute, I'll take the bench behind him. A bit messy.” said Kiky while the road precedes the others to his car.

“How sich, Ga! Earlier you agreed that we said the same Kiky not so today” said Gilang after sure Kiky did not hear his voice. Rangga is just a crybaby. The stars laughed with satisfaction.

“Hua ha ha ha, rasain.. rasain.” says Star. “Mean it if the Prophet said do not pee carelessly it, obey! Ha ha ha!”

“Jiah.ok you even follow Bin. Uh. yes.. Bin, you said you had a PAS children's event. Tell Kiky donk, if you can't today” said Gilang pleaded.

“Newhat is it. I'll just cancel it. Where could I have missed all this” replied the Star.

“ Masyaallaah.. have the heart of you two.”

Rangga and Bintang laughed in satisfaction.

Then they saw Kiky waving a call to them.

“Ayoo... that Kiky is waiting” said Rangga while half pushing Gilang. Cross the road with a dragged step. The star directly pushed Gilang from behind. And they finally drove in such a position to Kiky's car.

“ Bin, hot, bin. Panaaass” lamented Silang.

Rangga and Bintang laughed in satisfaction. But both are trying to put on a facial look like the joy they used to experience in everyday life .

Kiky handed the car keys to Gilang. Rangga and Bintang then took a seat in the back. Once in the car, Gilang turned on the engine and immediately tried to turn on the AC. “Although not completely eliminate, but at least can slightly relieve the heat” thought Gilang.

“Oh, sorry yes Lang. AC is again broken”

Perfect! Shouting the stars in my heart.