That boy is my wife!

That boy is my wife!
R.I.P Bird


Is this how it feels, missed the retarded? Pretty annoying and makes me unable to crumple.


Anjirlah, yes I immediately baper and hit the arrow of romance cupid universe? Just because of the words of that demon boy who said, 'kangen'.


If so, it's not just the eyes. My heart also needs to be checked by a doctor right now. Come on, Fer, wake up! Your age is not suitable for kasmaran like ABG children who are excessively bloated.


Just keep it up, want to flip over though. My heart cannot be compromised now. Already so, my eyes also can not be brushed from earlier.


Why, gini anyway?


"Om Ferdi, can't sleep yet? What do you want Jiya to be in?"


I heard Jiya's voice right near her ear, reflexes turned around. Unfortunately, because of that my forehead and Jiya's eel, accidentally clashed violently. Makes us grimace compact later.


"Ouch, sick! Om Ferdi intentionally well, want to make jidat Jiya benjol?" says angry.


I'm still busy rubbing my own forehead. There was no intention to respond to Jiya's brawl.


Enough of my heart is not because, do not make my head dizzy also today if you can. My inner.


Jiya who I feel ignored. I saw her shift her sitting position. Then, the boy walked up to pick up a mosquito racket that was deliberately hung, next to the wardrobe. To bring him back to bed.


"Make what?" ask me suddenly kepo.


The demon boy looked into my eyes cynically. Still angry like it, because the jidatnya jedotan with my forehead earlier.


"Make a badminton play! Yeah, kill the mosquitoes, Om. Time yes, I don't know," replied Jiya, although with a hurry.


"Why did you bring it here? Watch out, if you cry later, because you get a hand."


As fast as lightning Jiya's head shook steadily. "Yes not dong. It's pro hehehe ..."


I who heard the answer could only shake my head. It's a wonder, but this is Jiya.


"As much as you do," I reply at last.


The plan is I want to justify my lying position first before continuing to sleep. But suddenly, both of my wrists were blocked by Jiya's hands.


"Don't move, please." Jiya suddenly gave me command, looking over from head to toe.


"Why? You didn't intend to rape me, did you?" I said somplals who instantly got a free plot from the rese boy.


"Sw! Jiya saw a cockroach flying towards Om Ferdi."


"Kecoa?"


Jiya Head immediately nodded steadily. "Yes, big and now ..."


Suddenly, the boy hung his words. Then, the look in his eyes that had been mediocre, now turned serious and pointed straight at the bottom of my stomach.


Kontan only, I who was stared so directly wrong behavior. At once wondered inwardly, about the look on Jiya's face that suddenly changed.


At first I didn't realize, until I felt something moving on the surface of my boxer wretch.


Well, apparently the cockroach perched so casually there. A place that should be the determinant of my future.


"Ji, you won't .." I stopped when I saw Jiya lifting the mosquito-killing racket aloft.


That's it, his eyes were so scary. And bloodthirsty.


To be honest, I want to get up and hurry away. But cockroaches are one of my biggest phobias.


I saw Jiya smiling horribly at me. "What else you want, if not to eradicate. By the way Ferdi, sorry yeah. This time please let your bird go hahahah ..."


Brak!


"Don'tkkk!"


After that I really don't remember anything else, other than my world that was slowly beginning to darken.


I don't know what time I woke up. I thought I was going to die just like that last night, after Jiya had unhumanly hit my back until I fell unconscious from fainting.


Sure, when I opened my eyes. The sunlight was already so hot and very disturbing to the eyesight. It made me squint a few times, to adjust the intensity of the light entering the cornea.


In addition, the fragrant smell from the stir fry in the kitchen has also been smelled to my room. To get the worms in the stomach to protest, to ask to be given rations immediately, because last night I forgot not to eat.


With such a heavy move due to the blow from the racket last night. I slowly walked down the stairs, though with great difficulty.


At the last step of the stairs, I saw the demon boy helping Momi cook. Errata, Jiya helps nothing but to put Momi's finished cooking on the dining table. The rest, the rese boy just became Momi's chatmate during the cooking activity was not finished.


"Loh Ferdi, why is your path not so like that of a circumcisionist?" ask Daddy, who suddenly emerged from the living room.


Suddenly, Jiya and Momi immediately turned their attention to look at me who was still standing on the last steps.


When asked what does it feel like? Genuine, feeling my virginity last night was forcibly taken.


"cn ... That ... "


Suddenly my brain is black. Especially when Daddy looked at me with narrowed eyes, full of suspicion. The one in the next second instantly changed with a thin smile that was so mysterious.


"How many rounds last night? Daddy's childhood was weak until it couldn't work. What's the need, Daddy gave me a strong drug?"


Uh! Instantly my spirit felt out of my nose upon hearing Daddy's words just now.


Really, it's frontal sir! Honestly, Ferdi is not strong. Auto got this bad mental. My mind screams.


Meanwhile, Momi and Jiya were even scattered in front of the dishwasher sink. Fiks anyway, for a moment I felt like a stepdaughter who was bullied.


"Don't tell me Ferdi's scream last night was because ..." Momi did not continue her words and instead did not spin around.


So funny, the woman who gave birth to me was unconscious shedding tears.


If glimpsed the same film producers ala-ala flying ads, maybe my story will be titled 'Suffering of the Children of the Obstructed Bladder'. And surely, there will be a commotion among mothers.


Duh, what a vow.


"Couldn't be Momi with Daddy his mind is not constantly lead to it. Last night Ferdi got a disaster, so the road is difficult like this."


"Attomans?!" scream Momi same Daddy compact. Their once cheerful faces were now in shock upon seeing me.


"What pilgrimage? Why are you?" ask them again.


Quietly, I glanced towards Jiya who started to fidget beside Momi. Already so, the face of the rese boy was very high because he was so afraid of the possibilities.


Smiling at the rancid, I intend to open my voice. But, Jiya suddenly stuffed my mouth first with the tomatoes she was holding.


"Yes, last night we were brother***-***!" the screams of the boy kept us all surprised.