The Dimension of My Own

The Dimension of My Own
Natural handsome


Ujang looks lethargic, he looks like he is not powered. Its upper body just sprawled on the table with an almost empty view.


Sophia: "Oh, Jang.. If you die, not here.. Bother."


"Who's dead, Sophia Ma'am? I still want to live."


Sophia: "Where do some people want to live but are lethargic like that.."


Sally: "There is, Mom.. Here's proof.. I'm." I'm." (Pointing to himself then lying lethargic again.)


Sophia: "Oh Jaang.. It's so sorry for you, Jang. Today, your order coffee does not need to be paid. You're the spirit dong.." (Try to entertain Ujang.)


Ujang: "Yeah.. Is that right, Mom? Don't pay today?" (Back cheerful and full of spirit.)


Sophia: "Yes.. No need to pay today. You can pay tomorrow."


Instantly the cheerfulness changed with a flat facial expression, Ujang so gawked at Sophia's words.


Tag: "Isn't it free, Sophia ma'am?" (Ask.)


Sofia: "Where is it free. If you don't pay today, there is.. Kan, can be paid tomorrow."


Tag: "Ha ha, funny.. Sophia mom funny.. Ha a.." (Somber laughter with a flat and lethargic facial expression.)


Ujang fell back on the table. This time he began to contemplate looking at the cup of black coffee nearby. He began to feel troubled about his fate.


Tagged: "Bu Sophia.. How come I'm always rejected by women, huh Ma'am?"


Sophia: "Yeah... You're not talking to dong every day."


Ujang: "Bu Sophia must be mocking again, right? It's a joke that I'm ugly, isn't it?"


Sophia: "That's not what it means, Jaang.. Very sensitive you Jang.. Yes.. You every day ngaca dong, let's add that.."


Ujang: "That's what, ma'am?"


Sophia: "Yeah.. That's.. Let's be more patient.."


Ujang: "Yeah.. Sophia's mom is so cruel.. Instead of being entertained, even scammed."


Sophia: "Grand.. Don't get me wrong, Jang. Actually you're a big deal, you know."


Ujang: "Yeah.. My services are great, huh? Dumplings.. I didn't know I had a great service either." (Return excited.)


Sophia: "Yes.. If there is no ugly person like you, then there is no handsome person.."


Ujang: "Yes too.. But... ..."


Sophia: "Try if the ugly person doesn't exist?"


"Nobody is handsome.."


Sophia: "Well... If there's no handsome guy?"


Ujang: "Yes too.. I must be handsome."


Hearing that, Sophia immediately snarled..


Ujang: "Kok that barrage, ma'am?"


Sophia: "No dear, in this world if the handsome is just like you. Hiii."


Jams: "Waduh.. How cruel you are, Mom. Let's not be a real handsome, imagining being a handsome to the whole thing."


Suddenly Sophia stalls the arrival of an unknown guest. It was Agus who was confused looking for the location of his teaching friend Faiz's house. He lost his way and chose to stop by Sophia's stall first. Agus casually sat down at an empty table and ordered a drink.


Agus: "The hot tea is one, ma'am." (Request order from his seat.)


Sophia: "Yes.. Made it first, yeah."


Sophia immediately left Ujang who had just been battered by the words of Sophia. Ujang who saw there was a new face that he did not know before, made the instinct to secure his territorial area to rise. Without a second thought, Ujang quickly went to the table of the person he did not know and sat face to face.


Tag: "Jiang." (Give me a little smile.)


Agus: "Just like that." (Reply to that smile.)


Tag: "Sorry, annoying. My name is Ujang. I'm a security guard in this village."


Agus: "Oh, yes.. I'm Agus. I've just been transferred to teach at that school." (Pointing towards the school as seen from their place.)


Agus: "Yes.. Actually, I was asked in the post too."


Ujang: "Guru sir taught what, if I may know?"


Agus: "I teach Saint."


Ujang: "Yeah.. The science that makes slimming drugs, huh?"


Agus: "No.. Ahaha.."


Ujang: "Medicine strong?"


Agus: "Not really.. Ahaha.."


Ujang: "Continue what medicine, dong?"


Agus: "Mom.. What is medicine? Saint is not so, Mas Ujang. He studied nature using rational and empirical methods. This Ujang is just there. Ahaha.."


Jams: "Waduh.. Then, the children of today are smart, sir Guru?"


Agus: "More or less like that, Mas Ujang."


Ujang: "Saint that can make ugly people so handsome, Master?"


Agus: "If Saintly, can."


Ujang: "Yeah.. Teacher should have said he couldn't, dong.. Where there are ugly people so handsome."


Sophia then came up with a cup of hot tea. Sophia seemed to be smiling to herself at the conversation she had just heard.


Sophia: "This sir, the tea." (Putting the tea onto Agus' table.)


After putting the tea, Sophia became a geleng to while holding her waist because of Ujang behavior.


Sophia: "Oh Jaang, Ujang.. What the hell are you doing? It can be said, even shak. How do you want it?"


Ujang: "Absolutely Miss Sophia believes that I can be handsome?"


Sophia: "Yep.. If that's. yeah.. That's how.." (His eyes glanced to and fro.)


Ujang: "Bu Sophia is not sure, let alone me.."


Agus: "Mom.. Yes, I can, Mas Ujang. Stay the problem is that, Mas Ujang want to use artificial ways or natural ways."


Ujang: "Gee... I can be handsome naturally too, it turns out." (Looks happy.)


Sophia: "Natural handsome.." (Seeing Ujang while smiling widely because of holding back laughter.)


Dang: "Well, Sophia's mom is cheating on me again, I guess."


Agus: "Saint himself has proved the existence of genetic changes that continue to develop over time. A simple example is the genetic process that occurs in the modern human race. The ancient human race had a small brain volume, until the birth of a modern human race that has a much larger brain volume. If you follow the principle of changes in genetic development naturally, if you follow the principle of genetic development, then the race of ancient humans may take tens or even hundreds of thousands of years more so that the volume of the brain could be the size of the volume of the modern human brain as we see today. But unlike the case with the Prophet Adam, he experienced a leap that should take a long and long time in a short way. He was named the first modern man. The scientists concluded that it can only be done by genetic engineering."


Jams: "Waduh.. My brain is starting to tone up, Mr. Teacher."


Agus: "Well.. Tell you what, Mas Ujang.. Do you know the Prophet Yusuf?"


Ujang: "Yes, you know, Mr. Teacher.. The most handsome prophet."


Agus: "Well.. The charm of the Prophet Joseph was obtained through a genetic leap.


Ujang: "Genetic leap?"


Agus: "Yes.. The cohesiveness that should only be obtained through a very long time process, but for the Prophet Joseph engineered his genetics so that the handsome man can appear faster before the right time."


Jams: "Waduh.. The point is, it's gonna take a long time, okay?."


Agus: "If ancient man still looks ugly, then the more the age, the more it will look good, the better, the better, the better, until the time of man today."


J: "Why not?" (See protest.)


Sophia: "Ujang, you are patient. Actually you are handsome.. It's just the wrong time.. If you go back to ancient times, you must be considered the most handsome person, Jang.. Considered a God's Dribble, it is.. Son of God, is.. Or something, it's Jang.."


Ujang: "Yeah.. Listen, Ms. Sophia said, it's like there's some spicy sweetness, is that it?"


I want to be beautiful and brightly colored.


Oh, myGod.. Realize it.