
Having no other alternative, Chu Ting’er began to plan in secret. As the Emperor gave the edict of celebration, he persuaded him to send another decree! When the time came, he would take his son to take a look around, and whoever liked him, he would ask the Emperor to bestow a marriage to them. Riding the influence that Ling Xiao constantly gathered for the country, he would definitely make his son bring home a daughter-in-law for him that day!
No one who came to apply was no big deal, but even being rejected even after knocking on their door repeatedly was too offensive! What kind of shit is this? The Ling Family could be considered an extraordinary family clan, why would marrying their daughter into the family be something to be ashamed of? Chu Ting’er was truly furious! So he devised this terrible plan, thinking, “You all disagree, right? Good, then I will ask the Emperor himself to send an edict! Let's see who can still make a sound then!”
Ling Chen who was standing at the side spontaneously laughed out loud, trembling like a flower blown by the wind. Seeing the depressed expression on Ling Tian's face, he found it increasingly difficult to stop.
Ling Tian could no longer be depressed, to think that his own mother had turned into a stumbling block in his current path to remain single! It was really to the point that he planned to go to the Emperor and ask for a wedding award! Thinking up to this point, Ling Tian felt like banging his head against a block of tofu to kill himself! [1]
Little did he imagine that Chu Ting’er was actually as depressed as he was! That his own son really became a silk pant? Chu Ting’er really wanted to go public and shout that his son actually did not impose himself on any village girl, and he did not commit atrocities either, so how could he be a silkpants? Even the servant girl who had been clinging to her side like a shadow for the past ten years in her room was still a virgin, so where did the word silkpants come from?!
Is it because he always fights? But whose family children did not fight and fight in the capital? It shows how alive and normal my son really is! Defeat the prince, as well as the son of the official? It shows the talent my son has! It showed that the other children did not have the ability to fight with Ling Tian! If they have the ability, they are welcome to beat up my son! What a useless person, slandering a child by saying that he is a silk trouser after being defeated, pui!
Chu Ting’er could not help feeling angry from the bottom of his heart!
The way he looked at Ling Tian was also getting more and more boring. Marked by the name of silk pants, just by going to war, what can you expect to achieve? Can the battle bring you back to being a wife? It's okay if you want to kidnap a woman back. As long as you manage to cook raw rice, you will only bear the blow! However, where could the girl run as well? What he had done was irrevocable, the girl's family could only recognize this relationship! Beatings in exchange for a wife, are you harmed? You look like a gentleman, but your temptations can't even compare to your abusive father!
Sometimes, Chu Ting’er could not help but panic, and itch to remind his son repeatedly to find a suitable girl and aggressively push himself towards her! If not for the fact that he could not force himself to do that, he would have long since chased Ling Tian away with a stick to find a girl to tease!
What a shame! He was still the only direct descendant of Duke Ling! The only son of the great General Ling! To think that he couldn't even find a potential partner! And no one wants to discuss the topic of marriage with her! This, this was an epic funny scene, a situation that surpassed even the most absurd of situations!
Seeing how Ling Tian stared blankly into space, Chu Ting’er angrily for a moment, and ruthlessly aimed a kick at him, “Go and get ready, ask Master Qin to teach you how to recite some poetry! Remember, don't show your hooligan nature once you're out of the house! If things still don't work out this time, then your mother will break your legs!”
Chu Ting’er felt helpless. This kid looks like a soft strawberry on the outside, but is actually very tenacious! After being repeatedly beaten for half an hour, crying for his mother and father, he only took a nap before skipping around agilely as if nothing was wrong! No one knew how his muscles were made, unbelievably tough!
Seeing how his mother had come in full of smiles, but left in a fit of anger, Ling Chen beside him had long since fainted from stomach pains from laughing! Holding her small stomach, she continued to groan as she tried to hold back her laughter. Seeing his half-dead appearance, Ling Tian could only grit his teeth. He couldn't help but grab it and flip it over, placing it on his knees and giving it a plump but dashing ass two sound blows. A sharp and clear punch sounded like melodious music in his ears, and boy, is that a good feeling!
Seeing how Ling Chen looked like a pear flower in the rain [2], Ling Tian was surprised. Thinking quickly, he said, “Chen’er, what to do, your young noble now does not know how to cope with this, quickly help me think of an idea!”
Ling Chen was violently interrupted by him, and upon contemplating, tears were about to spill as a result. Thinking about the problem before, he couldn't help but smile once more, “Hmm, you can do whatever you want, he said, I just can't believe there are questions that my young nobles can't solve!”
Ling Tian let out a long sigh, looking dejected, “How things are now, I can only be careful on the wind!”
“Gege ..” Ling Chen naturally understood what Ling Tian meant by ‘throwing carefully into breeze’, and the bubbling laughter within him was unstoppable, once again rushing out. The sound of laughter similar to wind chimes echoed in the small courtyard, one could tell how happy the owner of the laughter was just from that.
Ling Tian's face darkened, looking as if a blizzard was coming as he said, “Go and ask Ling Jian, how much Ling Kong has he checked? A bunch of pig brains, it's been ten years and there hasn't been any progress in it yet! Tell him that if he can't finish this in 2 months, when he comes back, I'll personally give him the stick! Unable to vent his anger and frustration, Ling Jian naturally became his fist sack.
Actually the matter was not to blame on Ling Jian. The main part was that Ling Tian did not even put Ling Kong's father and son pair in his eyes anymore. As Ling Tian began to grow up, father and son became toys for Ling Tian to return occasionally. Recently, he had even sent the couple back to the northwest once again! Now that Ling Tian had only lost the list of names of the people conspiring with the two, he did not want to make them worry prematurely. This was also partly due to the fear that his grandfather was elderly and might not be able to take that mental blow. So he started dragging this matter out. In doing so, the victims were actually a father and son couple, as they were being played with until they felt like dead!
Ling Chen pulled his adorable body as he thought, “Poor Ling Jian, you have just become a punching bag for your young noble once again, good luck!” At the same time, a messenger eagle flew out from the small courtyard, turning in half before disappearing like a bolt of black lightning, disappearing in the horizon.
Countless thousands of miles away, Ling Jian, who was lying beaten black and blue, suddenly shivered uncontrollably!
Together with Ling Tian's helplessness, with Ling Chen's laughter, in the hope of silk pants in the capital, with the family's fear of daughters, General Ling's army finally entered the capital with victory.
The country was in excitement, all the officials came out to congratulate. Members of various associations of the princess, including sections of poetry, calligraphy, and art were also called to gather together!
[1] – What the author wants to convey here is a kind of joke, because to know or know it is soft so you can not kill yourself with it. It is a way to express stupidity or helplessness on a scenario.
[2] – It is used to describe the beauty of a woman.