The Shy Duda

The Shy Duda
Forms


When he found out that his nephew was looking for a widow, Ustadz Usman immediately spread the news that a widow was looking for a woman with the status of Fadlan. Ustadz Usman has even given a registration form to be a prospective wife for Fadlan. Forms have been spread throughout the pesantren and surrounding areas. Several widowed women have signed up, who does not want to be his future wife Fadlan, the shy Duda who has a decent business, especially Fadlan is his first grandson Kiyai Husen. In addition to gardening and helping ustadz Soleh take care of pesantren, Fadlan also has a forniture business in several cities, but Fadlan prefers a simple life.


Ustadz Usman has been around, he accidentally met the twins Yudi and Yuda, of course, Ustadz Usman was about to give some of the form sheets to the twins.


"Assalamualaik."


"waalaikums."


When Ustadz Usman gave some form sheets to Yudi and Yuda.


"This is a form if you have a sister or a widowed acquaintance, please register with me." Ustadz Usman.


Yudi and Judah received the note.


"Ustadz Usman wants to marry a widow again?" Ask Yudi.


"Hey don't be so careless when you talk. This is a candidate for my nephew, the Fadlan."


"If we find a widowed woman, he continues to like the Fadlan mas, and vice versa, then we will get a gift?" Ask Yuda expectantly.


"Basic duitan eyes. Just ask for it to Brother Soleh. Do you have any female acquaintances of widow status?" Ask Usman. Yudi and Yuda fell silent and whispered to each other.


"Jud, the widowed woman we know is only Ms. Erni and Dr. Husna. Doctor Husna just died 8 months ago." Bisik Yudi's.


"You're right, Jud, but don't recommend Ms. Erni, we'll be atomelin ustadz Soleh, not to mention getting a tantrum from Miss Bos, habe hae her business. How if we recommend Doctor Husna, despite his age of half a century, but Doctor Husna still looks beautiful, let alone his daughter hi hi hi hi." Yudi and Yuda were still whispering to each other.


"Hey I'm even fucked. Pokonya if you have any acquaintances and he is interested in being Fadlan's wife, give me the form and tell me to write, you give it to me later. Let's just say that my niece is holding a bin sayembara audition." Usman ustadz.


"Every Usman's ustadz."


Ustadz Usman left the security post and met with Dewi and Syifa and their grandchildren (Bilkis and Zulfa).


"Assalamualaik."


"Mosur."


Bilkis and Zulfa immediately asked to be carried by his grandfather.


"Where are Mbah's grandchildren?"


Bilkis had been carried in the back while Zulfa was carried in front.


"What paper is that?" Ask Syifa.


Ustadz Usman gave the paper to Syifa and Dewi.


"If you have a widow's acquaintance, give her the form, the Fadlan's holding an audition to find her future wife." Usman ustadz. Syifa and Goddess are already gaping.


"Well, all of a sudden I want to admit to being a widow anyway." Said the Goddess while staring at the form. Syifa and Ustadz Usman have frowned.


"Istighfar Wi."


"Mother if you talk carelessly, if Muklis' father hears, his heart can be split into two ma'am." Syifa said protest.


"Remember the age of Wi. That's right your daughter said, if bang Muklis knows he can go on a rampage and boycott the rice in your house. You'll starve every day."


The goddess is pouting.


"I'm just kidding around with besan."


...***...


While with Yudi and Yuda after getting the form, he immediately went to the clinic to see Doctor Husna.


Arriving at the clinic, Yudi and Yuda immediately barged in while greeting.


"Assalamualaik."


"Mosur."


"Doctor Husna, we have per," they have not finished talking yet, Yudi and Yuda have taken a few steps back when they see Rania squinting her eyes while growling. The twins know that Rania is angry. Rania is still upset at the twins because she was bullied to get lost at the funeral.


"Yud, that's Doctor Husna's daughter who suddenly looks scary, seems like she's angry with us because we worked yesterday." Bisik Yudi's.


"It seems so Jud."


"Casual mba Rania relax first. We're here no need to be with Doctor Husna."


"Rania why are you acting like that to them." Doctor Husna said a little dislike.


"They were the ones who bullied me yesterday ma'am, the ones who got me lost at the cemetery at the end of the estate." Gerrutu Rania complained. Doctor Husna frowned and looked at Yudi and Judah until the twins were immediately embarrassed.


"Sorry yesterday we were just joking around. Mba Rania do not be angry, but if mba Rania wants to be angry, mba Rania is angry with ustadz Usman only, let him represent us." Yudi.


"What Yudi said was true. If you want to be angry with ustadz Usman only, God willing we are sincere." Connect Yuda.


Rania and Doctor Husna were already frowning at each other.


"Keep you guys here to do something, would like to do another guy ya." Accuse Rania.


"Idih mba Rania likes suudzon. Remember yes mba Rania the person who likes suudzon is sleeping hard to break loh." Yuda.


"I'm sorry Mr. Yudi is the same Mr. Yuda, what is the need to come here?, are you sick?" Ask Dr. Husna.


"Alhamdulillah we are healthy, only the doang wallet is again jubilant to be given Paracetamol stamp dollars."


"Look Doc, just met ustadz Usman, he gave a registration form to be his wife mas Fadlan, well by chance Fadlan was again nyari woman of widow status, yes anyone knows Doctor Husna interested." Yuda said. Doctor Husna was already frowning, while Rania was already smiling a meaningful smile.


"The shy widower was again the wife-to-be, his widowed sonny. Hi hi hi, it's funny if I do something." Inner Rania who is now starting to giggle noiseless.


"I'm sorry Mr. Yudi, Mr. Yuda, I am not interested in registering as his future wife in Fadlan, besides my age is 51 years, I do not want to marry again, I already do not want to marry again, I deserve to be Fadlan's mother, not his wife. So it's better that Mr. Yuda and Mr. Yudi leave here and find another candidate." Said Dr. Husna evicted subtly, actually he was a little annoyed, the twins might want to match her with Fadlan.


Yudi and Judah went home.


"Yes, we're home, assalamualaikum." Pamit the twins with disappointment.


"For we have a gift from ustadz Soleh Yud."


"Yes, maybe not yet."


Rania is chasing them.


"Wait for the reses."


Yudi and Yuda stopped their steps and looked at Rania with question marks.


"Call Om only mba, do not father, the impression we are very old yes, even though it is not very old." Yudi Protest.


"Diihi refused the old."


"What did Rania call us?" Ask Yuda.


"I want to sue you guys because you've dared to prank me." Rania scare. Yudi and Yuda have already exchanged lyrics


"Mba Rania pretty-beautiful and vindictive. Don't be so vindictive, get old soon."


"Sir, kidding doang. I'm asking for the form one." Pinta Rania's.


"Mba Rania is a widow?"


"Eh haphazardly. I'm still sealed."


"What's the form made of?" Ask Yuda a little surprised. Rania smiled with a smile.


"There are, not on the kepo yes, this is the business of women, who are men who only want to" said Rania. Yudi also gave me one of those forms.


"Thank you."


Rania walked back to the clinic.


"Mba, if it's filled later our love." Shouted Yudi.


"OK."


"That's about how Rania wants to do the same form?"


"I'm sure he'd like to give the form to his mother. I'm sure Doctor Husna refused because he was ashamed. Women are often shy of meow." Yuda said.