Captain Tom
Kitchen Affairs

"Om.. take off ih...!! " Shouted Maudy, while still wanting to reprimand the three women who talked about her while at the minimarket cashier.

Tomi immediately put Maudy in the car and closed the door, Tomi immediately entered the car.

"Of...!! "

"Whisper, don't be embarrassed" Tomi said, turning on the car's engine.

"Om that know?"

"No idea...!! "

"Eat her, don't drag me, before I punch it all three girls."

"You why the hell? your trivial problems are big - magnify them. Don't make a fuss, in public." Tomi said.

"Om, the problem is they're talking about us. It's automatically offended."

"You know what, what are they talking about?"

"Not knowing."

"Eat it, if you don't know don't be pretentious.If so, I let you. You can, you're in jail."

"They talk ugly, like funny."

"Once again, forget that one. We're almost there, get into the dorm."

Maudy enters the Military Dormitory complex, where she lives in the Dinas house with her husband. The car stops right in front of the house, with a moderate yard, and is not as spacious as its home page.

"Down" said Tomi.

Maudy comes down, and Tomi drops Maudy's suitcase. Both said Maudy, seeing a little boy staring at her. Maudy smiled, but the little boy instantly meant entering her house.

"Get in." said Tomi.

Maudy came in, saw that there were chairs in the house, and Maudy opened the first room, which Tomi had made the main room.

"This is our room" Tomi said.

"Our room?"maudy.

" Our room, whose room?"

"there will be two rooms, Om the next room."

"Maudy, where - where it is, a married couple sleeps one room, one bed, one blanket. Our time, from the beginning of marriage to moving house, split the bed."

"Kan Om knows, I slept his spinning, feet on his head, head on his feet."

"Don't use excuses."

"Well, if you don't want to, I'd better go home."

"Where you go home, who is there too, you will stay put to sleep with me."

"Yes already, but this is my bed, my power. Not Om's place of power, if you want to sleep on the carpet in front of the television or second" said Maudy immediately lay his body on the bed.

Tomi, just shakes her head to look at her wife's behavior. When Tomi put his wife's clothes in, Maudy just tilted her body, while looking at her husband who was putting one by one her clothes.

"Om, that's in a small place in a suitcase, it's all sacred clothing."

"Yes, I know." Tomi said as she opened her.

"Eh.. What do you want, Om?" maudy asked when she found out, Tomi opened the zipper.

"You move it to the closet."

"Don't, it's good to hold it." said Maudy, getting up and getting out of bed.

"This is a sacred item, if Om one touch can be possessed."

Tomi approaches Maudy, until Maudy returns her body. Tomi has both hands, as if she wants to hold the front of her wife.

"What's this?" maudy asked with a look toward Tomi's hand.

"You mean, by holding this right?"

"Ih. base battery - perverted battery, go there." said Maudy while pushing Tomi's body to get out of the room.

"Maudy...!! " call Tomi.

"What's the matter Om?" said Maudy, who was coming soon.

"Masakin boiled noodles, Om is replying one by one message" said Tomi.

"Om guess what helper I am? eat her there's a maid, let someone cook, someone wash." said Maudy, and make Tomi who had focused on her phone, now staring at Maudy.

"You think the wife's job is relaxing - just relax? the wife also serves the husband. Like cooking, providing food, preparing her work supplies, not just receiving monthly money from her husband."

"Om married to me, her goal is to be a maid huh? if the intention is to find a maid, do not me dong. I've never been in the kitchen, let alone holding a knife."

"Keep, what's your job?"

"Eat a meal, drink a drink, everything is provided. Lah here's the time, have to cook yourself."

"Don't tell me you can't boil water."

"Don't boil om water, just turn on the stove, I can't."

"Follow me into the kitchen" Tomi said as she slowly pulled Maudy's hand.

***

"You know, it's called a kitchen" Tomi said, shaking her waist.

"You should get acquainted with the inhabitants of the kitchen. There's a stove, plate, bowl, glass, pan, pan, dish rack, magicom, spatula, knife and much more, you know yourself as they."

"Om thinking I'm stupid" Maudy said.

"Say you don't know the conversation, do you tell them to know."

"Om this is crazy what yes, I have to meet one by one the same as before, om said that. I have to say this. Hi. plates, hi. bowls, hi. pans, Om this is not taught to be a madman yes, I want to laugh om hahahaha. "

"That's not what Maudy means, om you learn to cook while knowing the names of the inhabitants of the kitchen."

"No ah, fear that Maudy's hand is broken."

"Ok if you don't want to cook, you do the job of washing, sweeping and mopping."

"Sorry Om, if you get soap for washing and mopping, my hands are hot."

"Astagfirullah o Allah, I am the unlucky crucifixion, have a wife can not anything." said Tomi, rubbing his face violently.

"Eat it, there will be a slogan tuh, meticulous before buying. Yes, this is an example, people who are not careful to marry people's children forcibly." said Maudy, who I reply to every remark Tomi.

****

Maudy kept staring at Tomi, who was eating boiled noodles. Tomi who pretended not to see, Maudy who was staring at him.

"Om, for napa." said Maudy.

"Of..!!" call Maudy back.

"What the hell?" said Tomi.

"Hungry."

"Take it yourself, just told you not to."

"Om handsome, Maudy's stomach is already a concert. Later if the ulcer, Maudy relapses continue to be sick, Papah Maudy cry."

Braaakk

Tomi breaks the dinner table, and Maudy is shocked to hold her chest. I'm in the mood to eat Tomi, feeling no taste anymore.

"What did you say? your ulcer relapses, Papah you cry. Whatever, it's your pain." said Tomi, and continued eating again.

"Evil..!!" maudy immediately walked towards the kitchen.

"I prove, if only I could cook boiled noodles. Now, we cook to eat alone. Look out, if Om tells me to cook, don't expect Om to get into the kitchen."

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