Captain Tom

Captain Tom
Piqued


"What are you doing, Maudy? eat first, it's cold hunting rice as side dishes." said Ms. Rina.


"It's nook, I'm waiting for news from Bang Tomi. This is his son, in the stomach is struggling - he wants to hear his father's voice."


"Your son is in the belly, or do you want to hear his father's voice?"


"Yes, my grandmother, after all it has been 24 hours since departure, she has arrived, really not yet told me. That's a man, really far from a wife."


"Really why Maudy? he got there boro - boro want how - how. Come - come he has to report, take care of this it, sort out - clean up the place to stay."


"Next month on vacation, one month I'll be there."


"As far as you go, ilfil is now bucin. Weird have one granddaughter."


"Grandma talk what?"


"Somewhat, it's a less spicy sauce."


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"Geez, until I forget not to tell Maudy. He must be angry, not to mention. Until many chats and calls came in, ah. ng hang his phone, because - because the mistress until the message 2000 missed calls 3000, how the phone does not hang." said Tomi.


Tomi walked over to the table, there was a house phone. And Tomi immediately called his wife, the call was connected.


" Hello."


"Hallo darling."


"Abang, where the hell is it? from yesterday I was waiting for news from Abang, chat not read, phone not picked up, ears Deaf brother what, until chat 2000 , 3000 missed calls why not picked up? You want to be naughty there, right? wait for next month, I'm on semester break, I'll go there."


"Naggomelnya already? how to reply, mobile phone to hang, because - because you send messages until 2000 , 3000 missed calls.It also uses a landline phone, wants to call you, even the phone is dying just as hot. Anyway Yank, Brother here will not be naughty, as depraved as that brother, still remember there is a wife, although sometimes annoying."


"What! did you say I was a bitch?"


"That's not what it means."


"The nyebelin tree."


Tut's...


The phone is turned off unilaterally by Maudy, and when Tomi tries to contact her again, Maudy's phone is off.


"Oh my God, having a wife is not much is okay, even the three are god-level. How to have a wife of two, can - I can be shot on the spot."


Tomi then contacted Kirana, because Kirana's house is not far from where Ibu Rita lived, the call was immediately connected, and the sound of Kirana who was like waking up.


" Hello Kirana."


"What's the matter Om?"


"You go to Grandma dong's house, give your cell phone to Maudy."


"Why not phone, Maudy's number, or Grandma's just Om. Why should I, lazy I cross his path."


"Oh my goodness, Kirana, your house is only ten steps, just crossing the street. Please, you give me the number, Om can't sleep, if Maudy's mad at Om."


"It's none of my business, Om, which obviously I'm lazy to go out, phone to grandma.'


" Geez, having a cousin to this one is the same, like Maudy. Please, I give you a pulse."


"Kirana Island is still a lot."


"Transfer the money."


"How much?"


"100 grand."


"Bring the same father also in love 100 thousand."


"150 grand."


"500 grand, if you want. If you don't want to yaudah."


"Ok.deal, send me your account number."


The phone is disconnected, Tomi immediately transfers money to Kirana. Up to 30 minutes no phone call from Kirana.


"That's a kid, lie yes. It's already 500 thousand, not even a phone - phone again. Just watch out for you Kirana, don't report to your father."


****


"So far, let him wait. It feels boring and annoying waiting, now change" said Maudy, along with Kirana who was eating big using money from Tomi.


"But you're responsible, if you get angry Om Tomi - angry, it's your fault. If I am trustworthy, but you are not trustworthy." said Kirana, while eating ramen order.


"Just calm down, be safe" Maudy said.


"Every day, your husband transfers to me. Pretty loh, can make a meal - eat like this."


"But it looks like it won't be anymore. Because now, he doesn't trust you anymore."


"Yes because of you, it's not my fault."


"It's Kirana."


"Why?" kirana asked frantically, when she saw Maudy holding her stomach.


"My stomach mules." answered Maudy.


"This is because of your husband, he swore my oath, you are affected."


"I swear, it hurts."


Brooooottt.


"Ah. relieved."


"Ih.. slovenly you, even fart." said Kirana while covering her nose.


"It's Kirana."


"What else?"


"It looks like Bablas is farting."


"Well, how is dong? we're here to take an online taxi. Anybody wants to, get some shitty passengers in their pants."


"Ah. please dong." said Maudy.


"Karma knows, ah. make it a hassle."


*****


"Bang, please dong." whine Maudy.


"Yank, what the hell are you? time to ask for help with brother. You just call Kirana's father kek, or call who told you to take her home. Partly you it, fart can be with the same BAB anyway, should your fart remote is set. "


"Ah.. Brother, Kirana can't call her parents, she's out of town."


"Abang does not want to help, turn pooping in the pants call, the turn was matainin. Brother can't help, because Brother is not a superman who immediately comes bring you home, and does not have a doraemon door, which is also the door of the house."


Tut's...


"Well, I'm dead." said Maudy annoyed.


"We're on foot" Kirana said.


"You don't pity pregnant women."


"Only 2 kilos, count - count sports. If you don't shit your pants, we'll take a cab online."


"Just go, walk."


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