Captain Tom
For Lawyers

"Papah bring you lawyers" said Papah Hadi.

"Lawyer? make what?" ask Maudy.

"You want to move forward without a lawyer? they could be playing with the law." said Papah Hadi.

"How are you being played? it is clearly wrong to still be glued. Anyway coming here is a waste of time, but let alone those who spend a lot of energy" said Tomi.

"Bang, right Papah said. We use lawyers, our time without lawyers" Maudy said.

"OK, if you want that."

"The father has contacted his lawyer, it will come with Alfa" said Papah Hadi.

"So Papah's ready?" said Tomi.

"Yes, that's where they come" said Papah Hadi.

"Assalamu'alaikum" said Alfa gave his greetings.

"Walaikumsalam." reply to the three.

"Where are your acquaintance's lawyers?" ask Papah Hadi.

"Hi.. everyone." said a beautiful woman.

Papah Hadi and Tomi, shocked at who came in. Alfa could only show her fearful face, and instantly gained a gaze from Tomi and Papah Hadi.

"Where is Bang Tomi?"

"Good." said Tomi.

"Why are you taking Mona? I asked the lawyer of your acquaintance."whispered Papah Hadi.

" He's abroad, this is Mona's team" whispered Alfa.

"I've learned about Brother's case, love problems?" mona said as she glanced at Maudy.

"Yes" said Tomi, turning her face away.

"I replaced Mr. Bobi, because he was abroad.I also experienced, never won a serial murder case."

"Yes, I know too." Tomi chirped.

"Thank God you remember" Mona said.

"What do you know about this aunt?" ask Tomi.

"Know dong dear, we are ex-fiancee." replied Mona, and immediately get a sharp gaze from Tomi, Alfa and Papah Hadi.

"What does this mean? Yes, intentionally, to make me angry. Love the lawyer even his ex Bang Tomi, om Alfa too. Already know his ex, don't want dong. Rather than an ex, it's better without a lawyer" Maudy said.

"The Father doesn't know dear." said Papah Hadi.

"Sama, Om doesn't know either" said Alfa.

"Mona, sorry. Instead of us using your services, I better not use the services of a lawyer anymore" said Tomi, staring at Maudy's face that looks upset.

"Why? you guys want to use another expensive lawyer? if I can be free." said Mona.

"Free? do you work without a stream? I'm not stupid, free in the sense of quotes." said Maudy.

" Bang Hadi, isn't he your brother's son? it's not wrong, you marry your child to an older man" Mona said.

"Mona, don't lengthen anymore huh. Tomi and my son are already his soul mate, sorry yes we do not use your services" said Papah Hadi.

"Bang Alfa, if it's not clear, don't ask me to come here" Mona said.

"I don't know, I don't think Mona is you, uh it's you" said Alfa.

"Ok, I'm saying goodbye. I say goodbye, as a woman who was once disappointed by a weak man like Tomi" Mona said standing up.

"Aunty, what's weak? the proof on the bed he was strong, weak what? Aunt must be jealous, huh? because the former aunt can young leaves, the wrinkles are still in use. Plastic surgery, he said a great lawyer, a lot of money can not afford plastic surgery, do not - do not spend money to pay for loans online yes, to buy skin care is very sorry."

"So, Tomi...!! teach it's the mouth." Mona said straight away.

"You're the Alpha, making the lions go berserk" Tomi said.

"What did Abang say? raging lions? try saying it again!! "

"Yes a raging lion" Tomi said.

Aaaaaaaaa

"It hurts...!!! " shouts Tomi.

"If I was a raging lion, my gorilla brother went on a rampage" Maudy said, slamming the door of his room.

"You're Alpha, because you brought Mona. Good thing he didn't talk that no. If he talks to others, it can be serious" said Tomi.

"Father does not come - follow" said Papah immediately stood up.

"Where are you going?"

"Go home, while looking for a lawyer again" said Papah Hadi.

Alfa smiled while scratching her head that was not itchy, Tomi woke up but prevented by Alpha."

"What?"

"Way wife, because - because of you, I will sleep outside. Come home, I want to seduce Maudy."

****

"Yank, dong already. What's wrong is Om Alfa, Abang's time in cuekin" said Tomi.

"Sorry Bang, I'm still upset to see the face of my ex-Sister, it's just Mona, not yet another ex."

"Ngapain anyway, discuss him. That's the Alpha just making trouble."

Hoover. hoek..

"Yank, you're nauseous?"

"Babbrother's son was angry, so nauseous near his father."

"What's Yank?"

Hoover. hoek...

"Tuh, so torture gini. Sana ah, than added nausea, mending Abang out of the room deh."

"Yes, brother is out."

*****

"Yank, eat." said Tomi who was preparing dinner.

Maudy came to see, the table had sweet sour squid, salted eggs, and crackers. Maudy sat down, and just stared.

"Why?"

"When to cook or buy?"

"Cooking, there's still stock."

"You musty conch."

"Don't be like."

"Bang sate keong, if you want to find and masakin."

"Where to look?"

"The back of the crater."

"Night - gini night?"

Hoover. hoek..

"Tuh, if I deny nausea Bang. Brother's son is angry his mark, hunted than I vomit - vomit constantly."

"Tomorrow, not to be seen."

Hoover. hoek..

"Ah.. yes, the same child her mother continues to fend for." said Tomi, while Maudy chuckled.

****

"Tomi, don't look. Must be looking for a rice paddle" said Alfa who helped find.

"Have not protested much, count - count your mistakes" said Tomi.

"There are also frogs, if you want I've got 3 frogs."

"There to eat you, hunt to find."

"Yes this is looking for." said Alfa.

While at home, Maudy ate with sweet sour squid and salted eggs. Until everything is gone, Maudy without sinning goes straight to the bed.

"Hoooaaaaammmm really delicious cuisine, about the taste of Bang Tomi jagonya. I'm not sure I have a husband like him, all-around. Why not just from the first yes, marry Bang Tomi" said Maudy with a smile.

****

"Lumayanlah, get half a bucket" said Tomi.

"There are eels too, all right." said Alfa.

"So ah, amused I see eels. It has been cut even, still moving, especially when in love the feeling of orange juice so as not to smell." said Tomi.

"But delicious loh, especially in balado seasoning. Eat the same warm rice, um. yummy." said Alfa while fantasizing.

"Mending if this snail, help clean up."

"Whoever gets pregnant, who bothers the neighbors."

"What are you talking about?"

"Somewhat, this is a nice eel at satay."

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