Diary of Old Ojol
Bag. 10
Personally, Opa does not know..is guaranteed to have been all sophisticated like this, whose name "that's" is still hanging around.
According to the horror film², arau the beliefs of the ancients.. such goods out of the jum'at malem, kliwon, ato malem friday again.
There was a strange experience, happened a mallem a few weeks ago, when Opa ngalong.
Nganter food in a villa that does not need Opa to say his name. Once at the destination, Opa telep cs but long time not lifted .... ... may not be finished, still more exclamations.
Yes already.. Opa wait for AjjjjjjjA, because Opa is aware and has been young.
After some time, without a word, without a real figure, only a shadow approached Opa, reaching for the food that Opa brought.
Suddenly, Opa was aghast, but the shadow soon disappeared...
Opa looked left, right but did not look biased light was reflected off the surrounding lights that can reflect the shadow, even if there are people around Opa.
Heeeemmmmm, not Opa goosebumps, or is afraid after seeing the shadow... In his heart Opa said...: "Malem sunday kok haunayangan..?!.. Try if it's on the river bank..heeeeemm will Opa make a subscription to fishing malem-malem. because there must be a lot of fish.. wkwkkwkkwkkwkkwk".
A few moments later... CS out.. take his order.
aaaaaaah.perhaps Opa often watch horror movies yes.so get carried away by Dweh.
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Many and often temen², friends, brother Ojol ask Opa, either through WA, or through Massage... ..
Nothing else and not far from the question of how to "Account can GACOR".
In theory, Siiich Opa has a myriad of "How to "yes, the theory that Opa got from the elders, the temperature, and the advice of drivers whose accounts are super gacor, the, then Opa noted more than 100 sheets of A3 size paper,... ... ..
as test material :
(although 3 months in a row² all theory results are nil )
As a good, friendly, generous and not arrogant Opa, the name of science, must be shared with anyone in need.
Because panjaaaaaaaaang, wide and reaching 200 pages, then every time someone asked..
heeeeeeeem.. directly Opa copi paste AjjjjjjA from the writing that Opa saved.
One time somehow, it turns out that Opa shared to temen.
Not a theory that accounts can be gacor, though,
except,...
opa diary that discusses how to relieve the emotions of the first wife, when we are with the 3rd wife...
yaaaaaah.punched the secret that Opa has kept secret for almost 20 years.
wkwkwkwkwkwkkwkk......
many are also urgent because of curiosity. Opa said AjjjjjjjjjjA, if it is just a mere essay, aka fiction....
Mending we pursue incentives yuuuk... sukur² if we can long trip. so 4 points alone can be nominal exceeding the minimum target.
Opa did not rest first because Opa part shift malem.
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When Open hp, mean mo update status. there is a massage of old temen that Opa is familiar with in fb.
"Opa send no WA now GPL"
Shortly after Opa sent..
"Opa, try to send a picture of a landscape painting that there are many children playing water in the river and no rek ya". Said brief.
" Ok. ready.. ".
He was one of the fb team who had read Opa's post, when Oma first entered the Hospital, underwent surgery to install slang on the kidney.
When Opa send photos as requested + Opa include orchid painting he immediately reply :
" Okey . I take both, and send them both. Wait, no one sends the address... "
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Lebaran this year is the most special day, exhausting, and full of surprises.
A day 40-54 trips a day, it has happened often, and has often been exhibited by the gacower², (is a term for drivers who always get more jobs than others), (is a term for drivers who always get more jobs than others), gojek's favorite account.
But what you want to tell this opa, really more impressed and more make the heart of Opa pounding, like the waves of the south coast crashing coral.
The first day of Lebaran, that night, suddenly heavy rain, although cloudy, even it was uneven.
Yes already, the opportunity to go home and rest, which is sure Opa felt all over this body feels excessive tired, unlike the previous day².
Important note !!!. This tiredness, not because Opa has completed the abundant Order, but because of something else.
Arriving at home, Opa slipped his feet on a wooden bench where Opa used to rest, while sipping a warm coffee made by his beloved Mimi. mak supuuut..!!!.
I don't know how long, Opa rest...!!!.
Suddenly Opa kepengen open the gojek application, want to make sure how many trips are completed, kok this body feels bruised, sakiit all over the body, tub has been scraped by the entire Indian village.
waaoooooo, how shocked Opa!!!
None CS, which does not give tips.even tips at least 50k. CRAZY REALLY !!!.
But Opa was not too impressed with it, especially the first night of Lebaran, at that time.
Precisely Opa impressed with this one CS, until this story Opa wrote.
Here is the story :
Dapet gofood, order Mcd some items. At CS place he said this:
"That's what I ordered for you ". He said in a soft, pretty, friendly voice. A moment later he continued speaking.
" Paid it with gopay, didn't you.. ?!".
Not yet had Opa reply, CS Beautiful continued to speak.
"So sir, I want to ask for help!!!, but don't worry about not giving more fees"
For some reason, it seems Opa was hypnotized by his soft voice, hospitality and motherhood that made Opa unable to say a word.
"Near that, just a few corners there is an ATM bla.bla..bla..bla...."
in essence, this beautiful mother asked for help to get the money at the ATM with
nominal good.
Actually Opa not dare, tp mbak beautiful ayu, sweet, soft, whose fragrance is like a famous expensive brand perfume
Yes already, the name of windfall will not knocker. (Say for temperature ).
Short story :
Eeeeee.. ndilah, lha kok already 3 places the bridge all on the error.
"One more place, if the same error, yes it may be a promised tip mbak beautiful is not a windfall ". Think Opa.
Fitting in the corner at the gas station there is an ATM, which Opa can go to.
Along, the road during the failed ATM Opa nyari continued contact with mbak beauty, although indeed Orderan food that had not been completed.
Tumben²nya, his name ATM can do so long, even though only a few handful of people.
For so long, Opa could hardly stand it, and suddenly a loud noise, and the voice was familiar to the ears.
teeeeeeeeee...teeeeet,
Opa woke up. because there was an order in.
hehehehehehehehehe. it turns out. dapet CS Beautiful Ayu, soft, friendly, generous and beautiful at the ATM was just a dream.
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Open fb once the eye is literate, it makes Opa mandatory law. It could be said to be the breath of life.
If you do not breathe 5 minutes AjjjjjjA, it is closed. Likewise, if you wake up do not open hape.heeeeem.
Yesterday afternoon it was right awake, maybe the eyes are still half sleepy. Open fesbuk.eeeeeee.kliru application gojek.
Just realized if wrong, when hape sounds preeeeeeeeet... preeeeeeeet... preeeeeeeet..
teeeeeeeet.
Even though Opa has not been coffee..had not had time to go to the bathroom for the total. yesterday income how much...
(because if it is greater than the income.... Opa can be skinny dry .. wkkwkkwkkw).
As an old driver who is anti-cancel and anti reject orders, then Opa must run.
Good quality, nganter quite far. for size 8k.
"Anyway, there is a level house, white gate, paving road.. and kost²an at the corner. later just go up to level 2".
Pretty confused anyway, in addition to Opa just woke up, not yet coffee as well.. some of the same alley level 2 and fence all kost² there fence painted white color.
Soon, a slightly feminine young man approached Opa, he said :
"My host over there sir, his father must be confused huh.?!"
" Yo sir. My order is 2-packed beef chicken, lha this is just one fat chicken.. and the name is one.?!".
After Opa explained according to the new order he received with the explanation that Opa gave.
Short story :
After saying thank you, cs passed without giving the fare.
" I'm sorry, boss, the bill hasn't been paid yet..?!".
" I have already paid for OVO"
When he said so.. Opa is still not connected as well. if in fact, Opa wrong customer....
He promised to pay via Opa transfer and immediately return home.
Coffee in BC... Cs..yang earlier .. phone.if it turns out wrong take order.. because of the grob he ordered...
Forced Opa tlp call center ask for CS number and apologize . before Cs Report. danger right..?!!
beda got suspense. ato got PM. because of the carelessness of Opa.
It turns out.for Opa is Very DANGEROUS.kalo ngebid wake up yet NGOPI..
Between the rays of the sun, scrambling with clouds that often force cover the scorching binal of the sun.
Making the air change without uncertain, sometimes hot mixed with hot, and not infrequently the cold rain that flushed erratically.
Weather like this is what makes this old body condition feel tired quickly !!!.
That afternoon, tired can not be invited to compromise, although only a few trips were completed.
Bench belongs to an empty stall that somehow has not been used to sell on the side of the Singapadu T-junction road towards Bali zoo to be a place to unwind.
Opa take a bottle of water and a few sips of cold coffee bekel from home, as a relief of thirst, then it does not take long, Opa has fallen asleep.
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Apparently the sun began to lie down on the western horizon, which radiated live biased rays.
"Sir, sir... sir, can you send me no.?!!". Said someone right in front of Opa lying down.
Sontak Opa sat down, though the eyes still refused to be forced to look at the source of the sound that woke Opa.
"Sorry, I fell asleep. heeeeeem, if the message gojek through the application only". Replied Opa lirih, while putting on a hat.
"Lho I ordered gojek through the application, and did not see to enter the father application, try to open hp bpk..!!".
Hearing that, Opa immediately opened hp, it turned out to be true !!!. Opa just realized, it turns out that when Opa break do not turn off the application.
"O.sorry, I'm not horrified". Answer Opa.
"What's wrong sir, you ngkin the father is too sound rest, so there are no orders to enter".
Short story :
Opa tried to convince, that he should not be a message goride, bikan through the gosend.
"I deliberately ordered through the gosend sir, because from earlier I ordered goride can not², so I had to order via gosend".
The reason for the customer is not wrong anyway, the distance between the more than determined by the applicator.
"Yes, if I have to add the cost is okay sir ".Said.
Yaaah, as an old driver abstaining from cancel and abstaining from rejecting the order, finally... okelah!!, not bad, it has been long enough also Opa never get a long trip.
"Wait a minute can you?!, I spent this first, pity just enjoy". Opa said while showing a cigarette flame stayed several times suction.
Along the way, the customer does not stop talking, and the discussion is only a matter of assessment of the girl he just saw.
The essence of what was discussed, it turns out that he had been disappointed several times by girls.
"His mother just broke up with her boyfriend..?!". Ask Opa.
With deep disappointment he told all his former² who had disappointed him, until² his voice beat the sound of vehicles passing along the road we passed.
Until² when stopped at a red light, everyone looked at him, but he did not care.
In a voice full of disappointment, he recounted, that all this time he worked, just wanted to spoil his lover, but all sia² and ended with a unilateral break of love, he said.
With a slight joke Opa tried to muffle his voice, but the style that Opa released was not able to make the sound of the customer to reduce its volume.
"Maybe the mas need a seven-figure flower bath from seven cities, and the bath at seven in the afternoon, let the girl be loved". Said Opa while laughing.
"sir, later when you arrive at the destination, please wait a moment yes, who knows my ex is not in the kost²nya". He said, patting Opa on the shoulder.
Opa only mangut².
"Actually, Siiich, make me prestige to take things that have not given the girl, then take it back, but my ex forced".
Opa did not try to find out what items he wanted to take to his former boarding house, with the hope that he did not increasingly become a story.
"Stop.stop..stop.that's there's that red scoopy motor spd.. " Said. A moment later he continued his word²
"It seems deliberately left to go with him, when usually today is off, or maybe he's the same as his new girlfriend again".
After picking up the motorcycle and checking the papers that had been left in the seat, he rode, and stopped right in front of Opa waiting.
Lama Opa heard the curhatan, finally Opa ventured to continue the task as ojol, even then because there is an order to enter.
As usual, pick up no less than 4km.
Because the road is not too crowded, Opa tancap gas wus.wiuuss. Up to. 25 minutes completed directly Opa tancap full gas..
" Hello.. Halllooo. paaaa.
..Sir, please cancel sir. I did not order his cooking, because my friend just told me if he all did not come today. hellooooo...paaak.. hallloo. please dicansel yes.. I can't niich.. helloooo.paak ..pak.. ". The customer said when he tlp.
Free Opa explained on the phone would not even be explained. After all, the goods have been ordered and stay nganter.
"yaaaaa. buuu.. hello. This on the street can not hear the voice of the mother... later yes.". Phone Opa turn off.
Many times the customer tel tp not Opa lift.
A few moments later Opa arrived at the intervening point. Immediately Opa phone back, it turns out Opa right at the door of the customer's yard. He went out and said :
"Lho, how the hell is this father.?!, right I told you over the phone that I was not a message and I asked bpk to cancel the order.?!. bla bla..blaaaa..blaaa". He said, long, wide, tall and a little annoyed.
"Look, ma'am, you couldn't cancel the order..?!". Said Opa.
"Then I asked my father for a backpack because I could not paaaaak".
"Mother can not cancel the order, because the order has been paid and stay anter, if you ask for a cancel before may still be able to mahuuu..!!". Clear Opa.
"Mother again.mom again.Mother looks me like my mother² apaaaa.kok call mom.mom ".
"Mother siiich beautiful, cute².eeee..Aunt..eeeee Sister...eee adiiik..eeeee not deng... shoot young siich, even kayak teen, just sorry. kanewetnya exceed granny² "Answer Opa slowly, but the customer heard clearly.
"So how this story is. I've been clear if the order has been dipick up it can not be cancel mbak beautiful ". Continue Opa.
"Don't have to seduce you sir, sy jg sprains and annoyed, the point is I'm not a message.. Point !!, after all no one eats ".
"sure, mbaknya do not want to pay the order, mbak never see a video that had virall, krn do not want to pay the order he ordered. yes. no problem ..mbaknya can jd famous like Indonesia".
"Emang siich, I will not be virallkan, tp at least later if there is an incident like this ditv, mbak will inget and remember, that his mother had once treated the driver ojol kayak on tivi or video that I could watch later "
The moment Opa stopped talking, Opa sipped a cold coffee on the bottle, then lit a cigarette.
"Kalo mbak dapet young drivers who are easy to ride blood.. waaaah mbaknya has been makakel²an, can² peed dicelana". Back Opa stopped talking for a moment, Opa loi costumer began to misbehave.
"Honestly yes mbak, if I 180 rb money I can find even though maybe a month new can be that much, but just tell me, let's not until it happens like this. That's AjjjjjjjjA kok".
"Yes, sorry sir, maybe I was laughing emotionally, because temen² canceled suddenly. Though I already prepared, dr in the morning and have cooked a lot of it. once again sorry sir, has made bpk emotions". Regretfully.
"Heeeeeeemm, my dr td feeling is no angry tone right..?!, what looks like I'm the sangar. so it's like a bloodthirsty driver..". Opa Canta.
The atmosphere has begun to be conducive not to use tense²-voltage kayak want war..
"Yes already, I bring some yes, same does not bring rice has been cooked a lot. eeeemm, a moment sir I take the money first". Shortly after, he came out.
"Sir, bring the rice and the side dishes as well yes.here no one eats.." Her request.
"Where do I take it.?!, I'm still working. Can be given a right-left neighbor ".
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