Diary of Old Ojol
Bag. 9
To create Opa, Happy is simple To be able to see Oma as healthy as the day before, and to be able to see her Cherry Smile back.
That is why, all remaining loyalty, sincere affection, with all heart, and, all soul, Opa will pour out all.
Yan important Oma can come back cheerful.
Next day.
Quiet. sepiii.. su... eeee..
It has been a joke for the miss Orderan.To the extent of their words: "Have forgotten the ringtone when the order entered it how.. ?"
To be honest for Opa, the order's ringtone came in, or, call someone on the side of the road and ask :
"Sir can nganter me to anu?!!, sorry hp I anuuu....". when met on the road when ngebid.
Both Opas later and miss.
That is why, no need to be surprised if the ears focus on the phone, when on the road and the eyes of Opa jelalatan, look left, right, exceeding angkot drivers who are looking for passengers outside school hours, look up, office hours, or people shopping hours in the market.
Paraaah men!!! , tp that's the latest fact.
Not infrequently Opa hang out in the store, intermittently check the rest of the internet quota, hoping to be made in the next few days....
understand Opa package save only a few Gb for a month. wkwkwkwk.
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Unique experience with CS..
Naaaaah because it has expired, then Opa brave experience story with the customer who made a little grimace howaaaa gituuu !!!.
Dapet nganter young mami bring cute toddler cute ngggemesin, both mami and her son.
From the beginning the little guy was a bit fussy...
a few moments later Opa just found out, it turns out the little guy has a stomachache.
"Sir, ask for help if there is a stop Indomaret, yes, this is my son asking for a pub". Pinta CSs.
Not yet had Opa agreed to his request, again he said :
"Sorry, sorry sir a bit spout can..?!. This little guy's already pub in his pants..".
Indeed, several times found the super market requested, but unfortunately was on the road.
"Yes sir, if you just go home, it's close to home anyway". Her request.
Short story .
Arriving at the goal :
"Ma'af yes sir unintentionally, but it's been troublesome father". He said while looking at the bike seat, then a little confused and feeling guilty. It turned out that the seat was wet and there was a splattered anus.
"Aduuuuh. ma'aaaaf.ma'aaaaf..wait a minute sir...!!". A moment later Cs brought a bucket of water and a washcloth and soap and rushed to wash the seat of the Opa motor.
"It's okay, let me be the holy later at home, anyway my back pants hit too".
When Opa came home he gave a red sheet of paper, it seems that he was like money, although Opa tried to refuse, but the red sheet of paper was inserted in the Speedo meter bike, where Opa glued the phone.
Heeeeeeeemmmm, sometimes receiving more windfall is not always easy, sometimes have to go through a process that is beyond reason and has never been dear before.
wkwkkwkwkwkwkwkwkkw..
Advice from Opa personally, make Ojol driver.
It would be nice if at Speedo meter a motorcycle that uses ngebid mounted string kayak have Opa.
So even if we're ashamed to receive more money from CS, he can narrow it down.
Haha.ha..ha.
Trying to provide the best service possible, with the pairs of faces as sweet and as sincere as possible.in the hope of satisfied customers.then the Almighty opened the heart of Costumer to share his fortune to the old driver, who was, either only in the form of thanks, or a tip as a thank you.
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"Thank you sir, already willing to malem want to nganter my order. later the tip through gopay yes !!!". Said CS.
Because so often heard this word, then Opa immediately replied :
" Thank you boss, no need to bother²... I just happened to be tipped the same beautiful 100rb as soon as I got this order". Said Opa with a smile then parted.
Not yet had time to starter the motorcycle, hp sound teeeeet again, dapet McD Kebo iwa, nganter to Raya Batu merjan. Well this is the first time it can, since Opa plunged into the world of protrusion.
Not a matter of order, but a new experience with his cs that is a little strange but real.
As usual if driving him malem, not hampered by congestion, so. set.set...seeeeet.
The pajero sports car, stopped in a fairly large street alley, the lights were on, the engine was on, the engine was also turned on, like a truck that again stopped on the side of the road when the driver stopped eating.
The pajero rider rushed down. His face was pale, his body was in cold sweat.
"Thank God you came quickly". He said a little nervous.
Seeing that Opa was confused as to what to say.
CS immediately opened the order while struggling, picked up a drink, and then gulped it several times.
"Sir, please take a moment" he asked.
He rushes to open the car door, picks up something, and stages it in front of his car.
"Sit here sir, my friend for a moment, I was deliberately double messages so we can hang out together".
Opa is still confused to see his behavior, yaa.
What Opa understood, he seemed confused, depressed and afraid.Opa just did not know the problem.
The two of us, sitting cross-legged on some kind of mat made of finely lacquered rattan.
While eating voraciously Sandwich, he greedily told me with still a little look frightened.
"I've been stuck here two nights" he said.
Opa increasingly did not understand what he was saying.
"Untuuuuung his father immediately came. My shadow in the car two malls did not dare to come out. pitch dark and creepy.. New street lighting lights on, when the father came just now",.
Increasingly clueless as to what he meant, Opa ventured to ask.
" What happened to her until she was so scared..?!".
He tells the length, width, beyond Opa's post in the gojek Group on fb.
He wants to go to Tanah Lot, because he does not know the way then he opens a google map.
Feeling that he had stopped for a long time, he finally opened the door.
Unfortunately, after he realized it was not passing on the highway, but the path, deserted. Unfortunately again according to him that the road is only fitting with his car, even turning back, or just retreat can not.
His confession.
"Where was the car.?!" Ask Opa.
"Lho is here..?!. Said he was insistent.
" Mad, Mas, if now the position of the car is not on the path. It's a village highway, can be used by truck in the direction. It is not narrow &, if only used behind the car, it can still be". The Opa explained.
"I swear sir, 2 days I saw it like a forest !". Said confused. His face looks like a frightened man.
" Yes, now try to call a traveling companion, tell him to pick it up now".
"Geez sir, I've contacted them hundreds of times.. ".
" Yes, I believe it, but now it's normal, who knows how to connect"
"Still do not believe me, sir gojeknya. Mr. gojek try to contact my friend".
Hpnya. Then try Opa look.
Indeed, hundreds of times he tried to call, but the number to which this number is..?!. 876546543567866433. 546464743342578888, 1111100009998766, 88765775435788, and hundreds of obscure numbers are connected.
" Who can most contact whose phone number... ". Ask Opa.
"My beautiful dream.my girlfriend's number.. ".
" Hello, can you talk to my beautiful dream.? ".
" I'm sorry about who this is, I'm using my guy's phone ".
" Yes right, this please pick him up he said he had been lost 2 days not knowing the way home".
"DON'T KIDDING SIR.. MY GIRLFRIEND JUST 2 hours ago..!! ". The tone of the girl.
" Patience mbak, I'm Sherlock AjjjA, mbaknya here I can not explain, I'm just a motorcycle taxi driver who tried to help him. ".
Covered the phone, then contacted via video call.
" Em the masnya yesterday stuck here date brp..?!". Ask Opa to make sure.
" Tgl afternoon May 15th, which for sure I was stuck here 2 nights.. earlier before I ordered good tgl 17, means now tgl18 morning..!!".
"hehehehehehe.. It is now the 16th of the morning.mas!!, not the 18th".
It is really a mystery to Opa. whether this mas is indeed lost, or a dream when he breaks, or is brought by a sacred mahkhuk to the supernatural..
Wis Opa did not dare to say for sure.
What is clear, CS order good nyantol to Opa and Opa finish with no shortage of one.