ENTANGLED IN THE LOVE OF A WHIPPED HERBAL SELLER
Want you what?
Brake !!
The door of a room in the company known as PT Kondominium Bergigi Sharp, or commonly in short PT KBT, was forcibly opened by a middle-aged woman.
The woman was seen stepping in to a handsome, charming man, who was already focused on staring at the laptop at his desk.
Tollipop. The man who became the secretary of the CEO of PT Kondominium Bergigi Sharp, immediately lowered his head and was about to rush out of the presidential room, once the middle-aged woman had arrived in front of him. However, the woman gave the code to keep him in place.
"Tio !!." Ketus The middle-aged woman whose name turns out to be Kanjeng Mami Nurul Mukmi. Just call me Nurmi. Not a Mummy. Faraway..
Unfortunately, a man named Tio. Tionaldo Farenhet. The CEO of PT Kondominium Bergigi Sharp was too focused on his work so that his ears were a little short and did not hear his name called by Kanjeng Mami.
"Woy, tadpole boy!"
"Horses lumping kejumpur times." (Read it at super speed)
Grandma peot's coming again..
"Don't curse potato wedges. I am your mother, the mother who gave birth to you. Do you know if this mother has been complaining to you for 9 months. Not to mention, you always make Mom nauseous vomiting and tingling. Now, don't be as sweet as you are."
Tolip could only help but laugh, although he honestly wanted to laugh while rolling on the floor.
"Woy Mbokani."
"Eh, who are you really? kanjeng Mami's son Nurul Mukmi or Mbokani?"
Tio scratched his head, while staring at Tolip before they finally opened the conversation through telepathy of mind.
Heh Tolip, this is the big-ass granny why come here?
Young master, show a little bit of your courtesy. That Big Madam is your mother.
Alright, fine. What's the matter Mami came?
I don't know young master either.
Hadheh. Toll, Toll. You know what it is.
Seeing Tio and Tolip looking at each other and putting up suspicious facial expressions, made Kanjeng Mami emotional.
BRAK !!
"Balding tuyul." Spontaneous Tolip.
"Katak shakes." Tio.
"What are you doing?" Ketus Nurm.
"Nothing else to do." Tio.
"Njeh First lady. We're not doing anything. Just testing the ability of whether our eyes can send out automatic signals." Tolip said while bowing his head.
Kanjeng Mami's gaze then turned to look at Tio who returned to focus on his laptop.
Brake !!
Nurmi forcibly closes the laptop in front of her son.
"Mommy, this is a limited edition laptop. I bought it in the stamina workshop. How is it broken?"
"Tio, Mami is here to talk seriously to you."
"Serious mode is starting, tok pyar..." Lirih Tio's.
"Okay.. ouch, ouch..."
Nurmi who was annoyed by Tio's behavior immediately answered her ears.
"Fate fate, if I think I continue to feel like a stepson." Watered it again.
"Sontoloy. What do you want?"
Tio turned his head to the right and left before his gaze looked at Tolip.
"Whose sontoloyo?" Tio asked Tolip.
"I don't know."
"Mommy, there's no such thing as a sontoloyo here." Ketus Tio's.
"O Lord, give the servant patience to face the child of the servant who is like this lack of stamina." Pekik Nurm.
"Tio, Mama's talking to you instead of talking to sontoloyo why are you looking for sontoloyo?"
"Well, it was Mami herself who said sontoloyo."
"That means you, tadpole rice field."
"Are there rice tadpoles?" Chortle Tio.
Brake !!
Nurmi once again kicked the table.
"Mommy, actually want Mami what the hell. Come come slam the door, will pity it if it hurts. Keep sipping the laptop. Now table. What do you want mom?"
"The one who should ask like that is mommy. What do you want?"
"Guit." Lirih Tio's.
"WHAT?!!"
"Copy Mami, coffee."
Heh Leech Female. Don't curse, I'm horrified.
"Tlio."
"Yes mam?"
"You want what?"
Lah, I told you that I wanted to shake. Keep asking.
"Ehem.." Tolip's voice resuscitated Tio.
"Mommy, can be made clear what is the meaning of Mami's question?"
"Tio. How old are you?" Nurmi asked with a long sigh and tried to gather all forms of articles of patience.
"20 years."
"20 batokmu. Old virgin, you are 30 years old. It's time you waded the household ark like your two brothers did."
"Mommy. It is natural that Mila and Kak Nina are married. A woman does not have to find a job. Because basically a woman has to stay graceful and let the men who are looking for money."
"Yes Mami knows, but you also have to have a woman."
"Easy. Doang woman, right?"
"Tlio."
"Mommy, Tio's gonna bring Mami a girl. What does your mom want?, bahenol? a snot?"
"Jeez Tio. Anyway Mami does not want to know, if within 3 months you do not bring the prospective daughter-in-law Mami come home. You must marry Maemunah."
"Mami's friend from the ndeso?" Tio was surprised.
"Yes. Why?"
"Yo don't want me."
"You don't want to be a woman?" Ask Nurmi.
"Pffl..." Tolip tried to hold back his laughter so as not to make a sound.
"I mean Tio doesn't want to be the same woman as Ndeso Mami."
"Loh, why? although the village woman but still a woman too?"
"No. Tio's allergic."
"Keep what you want?"
"Yes, city lady. Cook yes, Tio whose handsome until it penetrates the 4th sky is juxtaposed with the village woman. Yeah, doesn't suit Mommy."
"Again, the village woman tends to be more loyal and more loving to her husband later."
"Mommy, the village woman must be kuel, deki, can not dance. They must be out of date."
"Same with Maemunah. She's a pretty, nice kid, white skin, Ayu's face, long hair. Anyway it's appropriate to be mami's daughter-in-law." Nurmi said with a smile if she remembered her last meeting with Maemunah.
"Why don't you marry Maemunah."
"Smprol basic. Tomatoes eat tomatoes, can't." Ketus Mom.
"Just give me 3 months to bring my daughter-in-law to come home. Otherwise, Mami and Papi will marry you to Maemunah."
"Wait, too, Papi?"
"Yes dong, because Papi is also fascinated with Maemunah."
Trings ....
Kanjeng Mami's phone is ringing...
Nurmi read the message and a smile appeared on her face.
"Who did you get a message from?" Tio asked the kepo with the face of her mother who originally put on a serious face, now became meek.
"Kepo is just a child."
"Bucin base." cried Tio as he peeked at Nurmi's cell phone.
"Mami I swear you got the acute bucin virus." Nurmi said with a smile looking at her phone and came out of Tio's room.
"Well he came back, came alone, went home unattended. I'm kayak jelangkung." kekeh Tio.
"Young master, what made the big madam suddenly instantly smile and beaming in series?" Tanya Tolip who also felt kepo.
"Hmmm, Tio said an eye and tried to recall some words that were successfully recorded in his memory."
"Mama, let's shake."
Uh..
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