
"Tolip, please extend the time we are here." Tio.
"Loh, boss but right..."
"Tolip, I just found a doughnut for paijo. Cook it off just like that."
"But..."
"Tolip, I'll give you a bonus of 100 million plus don't love 20 goats. Your father likes to breed, right?"
"Bos why switch professions to be a bribe anyway?"
"Tolip, men are the ones who are the bribes."
"Bribber?"
"Yes, because we're going to bribe the depths of love." Pekik Tio's.
"Boss, I think it's better the boss doesn't have to drink any more whipped herbs."
"Wh, why?"
"Boss is going crazy." Tolip said as he left Tio.
"Tolip, Tolip wait." Tio ran after Tolip.
"Wait..." Pekik Tio while pulling Tolip's hand.
"Boss, let go of my hand."Tolip.
"Not until you listen to me."
"What else?" Pekik Tio's.
"Help me shake her."
"Boss has gone crazy, every day that is discussed shake continuously..." Pekik Tolip's.
"Yes, that whipped jamu has poisoned my mind. I want to keep shaking his heart."
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"Mutias.."
"Yes mbok?"
"Mbok think you should stop selling herbs. Let the mbok sell."
Mutia who had just finished arranging herbs into a container that she used to sell traveling herbs, stopped her activities and looked towards Mbok Sumi.
"Mbok, Mutia doesn't matter if you have to go around selling herbs. After all, we will sell real herbal medicine without preservatives and MSG. So guaranteed healthy."
"It's not a problem, it's just that you're afraid that you're selling too long, later..."
"Be calm, I'm a taekwondo lo mbok champion."
Mbok Sumi smiled, she was very happy because Mutia so knew how to cheer someone up.
Mutia, the third of 3 children. She's Mutia's brother already has their own family and goes to a different city together with her husband.
A few years ago, Mutia's parents decided to move to the city because Mutia's father was getting employment contracts with several large companies that required her to live in the city.
Mutia also lived in the city until later she heard the news that Mbok Sumi had fallen ill.
Because Mama Mutia's sister was going to visit her husband's family, making Mbok Sumi no one to take care of her. Finally Mutia returned to the village and replaced Mbok Sumi who sold shaken herbal medicine.
It had been a few months, but Mutia felt that the village was so quiet that she was reluctant to return to the city.
Moreover, after the mother told him that Mutia would be introduced to the children of her mother's friends.
"Sir, if you continue to be here then what about the continuation of the matchmaking story that will be done by your parents?" Mbok Sumi.
"Let only those who make the match. Who wants to be married."
"You sure?"
"Yes. This man is not a time of old where children are betrothed by both parents. Now it's an age where children choose their own partners on the basis of love."
"Yes, eat love until it's full." Kekeh Mbok Sumi's.
"Hehe.." Kekeh Mutia's.
"There's nothing wrong with you meeting the man you're going to be betrothed to."
"Yes, it's just that Mutia feels uncomfortable if the matter of a soul mate must be sought by parents."
"Then don't take this as an arranged marriage. Let's just say, it's a meeting of two families who intend to forge a cord."
"If it turns out that Mutia does not match the man chosen by Mama and Papa how?"
"Son, didn't both of your parents say that if there wasn't a match between you, they wouldn't force it"
Mutia fell silent, she then recalled about the conversation with her parents who said that they would meet Mutia with her mother's best friend's child.
"It's already Mbok. for now Mutia does not want to think about it. Mutia wants to go on sale first."
"Yes already.."
Mutia started carrying the herbs and walked out of the house.
"Bak shake..." Shouted Tio.
Tolip struck his own forehead as the Boss shouted to Mutia as a whipped mama.
"You again, what's wrong? want to get shaken again?" Pekik Mutia's.
"Let's know, I'm the expert at whipping." Mutia said with a smile.
Well, I've matched him.'ve come straight on the gas alone. Paijo.
"Bak shake?"
"Yes, mas?"
"You want, if I shuffle it?" Pekik Tio's.
"Oh my God, the boss of the cave why so stingy." said Tolip.
"Can..."
"Really?"
"Yes.."
Tio smiled triumphantly as he did not expect that his offer that was just a fad was immediately taken seriously by Mutia.
Tio thought about the eggplant dipped in dough donuts. While what was in Mutia's mind was that Tio offered to shuffle the herbs.
"You're seriously allowing me to shuffle yours?"
"Yes." Yeah."
"Where?" Ask Tio.
"Yes here, where do you want to shake, cook, do you want to shake inside?" Pekik Mutia's.
"Well, it's better inside so nobody's gonna know." Tio.
"Boss conscious boss." Tolip Whisper.
"Mas, if you shake it inside, people won't know that I'm selling herbs anymore."
Sret .... !!!!
Tio who had been in the world of whipped imagination was instantly aware.
"This, want to help you beat right, I just happened to have not had time to shake all the time." Said Mutia while giving Tio a few bottles of herbs.
Tio immediately turned his head towards the tolis as if to say why Mutia gave him a bottle filled with herbs.
"Your jamu's suit?" Ask Tio.
"What does the boss want?"
For a moment Tio fell silent before he finally realized that his mind was thinking too far about the word shake.
"Yes yes, I'm sorry." Tio.
"Boss, after this we have to learn about the word shake." Tolip Whisper.
Tio continued to shuffle the herbs while looking towards Mutia.
Real pretty. The top is beautiful, especially the bottom?
Heh paijo, if you think it's not perverted mulu.
La keep me what should I be? isn't it my job to think about perverts.
Yes, yes, too.
It was quick to ask if the beautiful girl already had a shaker.
"Bak shake."
"My name is Mutia, mas."
"I'd rather call it a whipped mama."
"Why?"
"Because you keep shaking my heart and my mind." Tio said without blinking and breathing.
"Cock your face is not red anyway, mbak shake?"
"Why does my face have to turn red?"
"And I just mengombalin you."
"Mas, capital dreadlocks will not make you full."
"You know, I want to sell first." Mutia said as she got up from her seat.
Quickly, Tio held onto Mutia's hand.
"Special for today, I'll buy all your herbs."
"What's? but why?"
"I'll give you a shaker. I know, you don't have one yet, do you?"
Jebret !!
Tolip fainted hearing Tio who was getting crazy because of the jamu shake.
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