ENTANGLED IN THE LOVE OF A WHIPPED HERBAL SELLER
Beatin, please

After finishing the meal, Tio seemed to be very excited to meet the lady selling the whipped herbs.

"Boss, where are you going at this time the boss is perfumed. Our schedule is still 2 hours away." Tolip.

"Come on. I told you and you made me meet that whipped jamu seller girl."

"Boss, boss. What a graduate school really is. Cook just don't know. Here, I'm the one who shakes." Tolip said while trying to take the bottle in Tio's hand.

"Eh, don't dong. Your hands are full of dust and sin. Your hands are not pure. So I'm afraid this bottle is contaminated. You better take me to meet this woman, let that woman show me how to shuffle this herbal medicine."

"The reason is, tell me you want to spread the charm." Tolip Lirih.

"After all, I have to hold that woman accountable."

"His boss is pregnant?"

"Yes not."

"Keep, why hold me accountable?"

"Look, my forehead is red because of that woman's hand."

"There's a spit."

Tolip finally went inside his room to prepare and immediately went to take Tio to meet the lady selling the whipped herbs.

"I'm not sure if she's home." Tolip.

"Why?" ask Tio.

"It's still 09:00, usually Mutia's 09:00 is still on the road to selling herbs."

"Name Mutia?"

"Yes, she's Sumi's granddaughter. You could say he was a prima donna in this village. Although many are also beautiful, there are even more beautiful than Mutia. It's been a model, too, but according to Mutia's most beautiful people."

"Yes is beautiful. I didn't expect there to be a beautiful woman in the village."

"Well I told you the boss, not all the village women are tacky and kampungan."

"Yes yes, I believe. Now is the house still far away, my feet already pegel nih from earlier you just take a walk."

"Well, how else, I don't have a bike yet. We're here to bring a car. In the village most of the roads are narrow."

"Tomorrow I'll send you 5 bikes. Take care, if at any time I come again here, so I can walk around the village by motor."

"Well that's Mutia." Tolip said as he saw the woman had just arrived at his house.

"Pale in love, ulam arrived." Tio.

"Tollipop.."

"Yes boss."

"You just wait here, yo." Tio.

"loh, why?"

"Have you waited."

Tolip eventually relented and he saw Tio walking in a handsome pretentious style towards Mutia.

"Bak shake."

"Eh, mas semprol. What's up?"

"Wow, this is very disrespectful. Cook these handsome gini called semprul."

"Well, yeah obviously. Wong thinks I'm a plus-plus herbal medicine seller."

"Yes, sorry. I was wrong."

"What's wrong, you came here?."

"So you haven't told me how to shake."

"Now, please shake it."

"What's the one that's shaken?" Ask Mutia.

Me, i... Pekik the Paijo.

Diem, don't be shy.

"Mas, how come you? what's the shaken one?"

"You're me, uh this jamu." Said Tio while showing the bottle of herbs.

"This is to. This is it."

Mutia immediately grabbed Tio's hand, and helped him demonstrate how to shake the herbs before drinking.

"May I sit down? tired also it turns out that shaking while standing." Tio.

"Yes, so tomorrow-tomorrow if you want to shake it sit down."

"If you can fall asleep?" Ask Tolip.

"So squat can be too."

"Whose name are you?" Ask Tio.

"Muti."

"Good name, pretty. I think it's the guy."

"This is new, right?"

"Runner." Tolip.

"Oh, the town guy who said he wanted to come blusukan to this village?"

"Mutia, my arrival here in addition to asking you to show me how to shuffle also wants to hold me accountable."

"I didn't hit you. Why hold me accountable?"

"You've already touched my head, and as a result my head got dizzy because of you."

"Yes, it's wrong to say no mouth, which means no brain pack."

"Hehe.. Mutia, will you shuffle mine?" Tio.

"meaning?"

"Ah, does that mean that you will forgive my words unintentionally?"

"Oh that, yes."

"Thank you, so now can I shuffle yours?"

Tolip who heard that immediately patted his own forehead.

"Fix, Mr. stress boss, because of the whipped jamu."

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Tolip finally brought Tio home from Mutia's house.

"Bye.. Mutias..." Tio.

Mutia simply smiled as she returned a wave of hands from Tio.

"Where is the sale?" Ask mbok Sumi.

"Surfing, as always." Said Mutia while putting the photos containing the herbs into the sink.

"I'm sorry, because you accompany the symbok here. You can't go to town with your parents."

"Whatever the hell, besides Mutia also likes to live in the village rather than live in the city. In that town, the guy was naughty. Cook dipping here and there. Even Mutia had seen a sausage go into a doughnut under the bridge."

"Haha."

"It's just laughing."

"What's wrong. But nduk, you also have to remember your education. When do you want to quit college? is it because you heard that your parents will match you to his best friend's son?"

"Not really, Mutia still did not want to leave the rural atmosphere. Then Mutia can do college assignments from a laptop."

"Yes it's up to you. Now you better take a shower and rest. Mbok wants to finish the cooking first."

"Yes.."

Meanwhile, Tio and Tolip were just doing his blusukan work in the village..

"Tollip, after this you must teach me the ways to seduce women. If you can, you'll come now with a fight teacher who can teach me how to be a man with a million dreadful words."

"But if it could be different from the others."

"If the boss wants a different fight than the others, the Boss can start it in anti-mainstream ways."

"That means dreadlocks while shaking jamu?"

"Didn't you?"

"Gombal while climbing a tree?"

"Kayak monkey." Pekik Tolip's.

"When you hang yourself?"

"Yes dong dead." Tollip

"Well, how do you keep going?" Ask Tio.

"Tolip give me an example.."

"okay."

"West I iron, you're electric. I can't live without you." Tolip.

"Oh that.."

"Yes, try now Boss thinks of words for anti-mainstream zombies."

"Ehem..." Tio was seen performing a sound test before he said the dreadful words he was trying to put together

"You are like nails, and I am the hammer. Where I'm gonna hit you so you're gonna blend in with me."

"Well, less interesting. Try again dong."

"Your mother, she likes to make cakes?" Ask Tio.

"Kok know?" Tolip said while acting like a shy woman cat.

"Yes, because you've shaken my heart."

"Well...."

Tolip who felt himself flying directly leaned on Tio.

The people around who saw it immediately held back laughter because they thought Tio and Tolip were a couple who were in love.

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