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79. Equally crazy

"We talk inside, sir, let it be good" said Gugun. Mbah Yahya nodded immediately.

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Ceklek~

Gugun widened the door of his apartment when they arrived. The two entered together and he closed the door again.

"Don't you want coffee?" tawar Gugun's. Without a doubt Mbah Yahya is already sitting on a single sofa.

"Yes. Black coffee without sugar" said Mbah Yahya.

Gugun nodded, then stepped into the kitchen. Seeing that, Mbah Yahya immediately rubbed his agate. Then close your eyes while talking.

About 5 minutes, there was a sound of footsteps. It was Gugun who came with two cups of coffee. To Him and Mbah Yahya. After that, he presented it on the table. And Mbah Yahya slowly opened his eyes.

"What are you sleepy about?" gugun asked confusedly while looking at Mbah Yahya.

"No. I'm picking up peanuts, Gun, make a snack. Isn't there?"

"I bought it at the stall first, sir."

"If you buy at a stall you don't have to!" mbah Yahya. His words stopped Gugun who was about to step up.

"Why really? The beans in the stall are good, sir."

"It's no good problem. But the fear is long. I want to talk to you quickly. Come sit down." Mbah Yahya patted the long sofa beside him.

"Oh, yeah." Gugun nodded then stepped towards the sofa, then sat there.

"Tell me first why you went to the police station? Your business with Rama is done, Gun."

"It's okay, sir. But I went to the police station to have other business" replied Gugun.

"What other business?!" ask Mbah Yahya kepo.

Gugun sighed, then grabbed a cup of coffee on the table and sipped it a little. He is tired today. Already busy with the affairs in the office, plus dealing with Tuti.

"It's about Rama's personal assistant, sir. I was forced to report him to the police because he was so insolent to me" he said in an upset voice. There was still grudge in his heart, given what Tuti had done to him.

"How insolent? Not that Tuti said .. You want to harass her?" Mbah Yahya was astonished.

"So, sir, I've been single for a long time .. but not gay!" gugun. Mbah Yahya's words seemed to offend him. 'What the fuck is Tuti bencong? Already complaining continues to slander me again. Crazyhead!'

"What does this have to do with faggots, Gun?"

"Well, why are you suddenly slandering me? Even though Tuti is big-breasted .. but I can still tell the difference, which is male and female. Lagian ... her chest must also be silicone," hardik Gugun.

"No doubt, but I'm one hundred percent sure he's a man. But she's obsessed with being the woman who injects silicone!" gugun was sure.

Nowadays, women are turning into men. While men turn into women. Therefore, Gugun to think Tuti is LGBT people.

"But Tuti is a real woman, Gun." Although Mbah Yahya often sneers at Tuti as a woman so-japan, but actually he did believe—if the girl was really a real woman. Rama is also unlikely to lie, as he always defends Tuti whom he considers to be his younger sister.

Gugun. From the expression of his face it is clear if he does not believe what Mbah Yahya said.

"I'm honest, Gun. If you don't believe .. just ask Rama. Tuti worked with him long enough and there's no way Rama's hired a hick."

"I'll prove it myself later, when he's called by the police and checked, sir," Gugun said. "Then, what was the purpose of your coming here? What do you want to talk about? What about Rama?"

"I'm here to talk to you about Tuti. And I want you to be honest, Gun. Is it true ... do you intend to harass her?" Mbah Yahya stared fixedly at the face and eyeballs of the man in front of him. He wanted to look around, Gugun's answer was honest or not.

"So instead of me saying, if I am a normal man, then I have no intention of harassing him at all, sir!" gugun is what he is.

"But when you first met, why did you just unbutton your shirt, Gun? Want what?" ask again.

"That's because I want to peek at the top of my chest, sir."

"Why be snooped? And why peek at him when there's a Tuti hitchhiking?" ask Mbah Yahya. He had to weigh in on the opinions of both of them. Maybe he can give you a way out. So that Gugun is not being dragged and Tuti does not go to prison.

"That's because I accidentally saw her big chest. Naturally also in my opinion .. I wonder the same shape of his large chest while he is a man. Then, my reflexes peeked at my chest, while thinking about how could ... male be injected with silicone?!" This is not a question, Gugun will wonder.

"Continue meeting the two, why did you give Tuti the same suit?"

"Lho, I met Tuti only twice, sir," said Gugun. 'And the second time was yesterday, when he said he wanted to see me but we had a fight."

"What do you want to do is keep him from tearing up the shirt?" guess Mbah Yahya, Gugun nodded.

"I want to stop him because I want revenge, because the first time I met him, he had punched me, sir. And about the torn shirt .. It's because I reflexively held it. I'm afraid he ran away before I taught him a lesson" explained Gugun as he was.

Mbah Yahya was silent for a moment. Hearing the explanation from Gugun and Tuti, it could be concluded if they just misunderstood. However, now that he felt confused, how to resolve this misunderstanding?

"Gun, it looks like you and Tuti just misunderstood. You'd better meet me at my house. We are willing to take the path of peace" advised Mbah Yahya. Maybe that way, everything can be straightened out.

"I don't want to." Gugun shook his head quickly. He will be firm on his stance let alone have Tuti reported to the police. "I know, you said that because Tuti was Rama's personal assistant, right? So you defended him." Gugun. "Originally you know .. He punched me twice and slapped me once!" gugun firmly then touched his face. The bruise is still there even though it looks a bit faint.

"Let me treat you later, Gun. Or I'll buy her a powerful ointment to cure her."

"It's not a matter of cure, sir. But this is about self-worth." Gugun patted his chest and looked as if he was starting to get emotional. "Even though I am not a rich man, someone cannot be arbitrary to me. It's good that I got punched but just keep quiet, if I still accept once. But this is twice and once a slap. It's been coming in from the violence!" emphatically.

Mbah Yahya massaged his forehead. Suddenly he was dizzy. 'I think both of them are crazy. Everything just misunderstood. But the one who wants nyantet and the one who wants to report to the police. I have worked both of them for a long time!' grumble Mbah Yahya with a cobbled heart.

...You guys agree on the fact that Om Gugun is fooled by Tuti? 🤣Atau kepengen with other women, Gisel for example?🙈...

...Please answer the comment, yes! Whatever advice you guys I received because I myself still confused 😆...