My Senior Brother Is Too Steady
Chapter 24: The Perfect God Does Not Work
Clangs!
Clangs!
In a quiet afternoon, the thin and delicate mountain protective formation of the Immortal Du Sect covered the land.
A series of rhythmic blows echoed throughout Little Qiong Peak—mountain which was much shorter than the others.
In the forest five kilometers north of the three thatched huts by the lake, a huge tree shook with each blow.
A young woman stood under a tree. He wore his training clothes, which were embroidered with orchids and grass. Her hair was tied with purple silk. Right now, he was swinging his huge axe nonstop. However, she looked very graceful.
With clenched teeth, this young lady spoke with ‘salam respect’.
“You won't let me use the power of Dharma, what if my protruding muscles grow on my legs and arms?! I am a female cultivator! Really. and you said you'd see me come in. Where are you?! You have returned to meditating! Hmph, stinking Senior Brother. I will uproot you, break your trunk and branches, cut your roots and leave no blade of grass! Ruin!”
The crack!
The old tree swayed slowly, before finally falling to the ground, scaring away all the birds in the forest.
Suddenly, he heard a voice behind him.
“Are you .. Ling’e Small?”
Lan Ling’e jumped up, holding her axe. Soon, he became cautious. When he landed on the ground, he turned around and looked at the person hovering in the air. For some reason, he looked familiar.
The immortal woman sat cross-legged on a ten-foot-long wine gourd, and wore a filthy-looking hemp outfit. ‘D * mn, her ram suit looks like it will tear at any time. Oh, so that's Aunt Jiu Jiu!’
Lan Ling’e quickly put down her axe and cupped her hands to salute Dao to Aunt Master Jiu Jiu. In his mind, he recalled some greeting models that his elder brother had taught him. From among them, he chose the most appropriate one and softly said, “Muridmu Ling’e greeting Aunt Master Jiu Jiu. Your disciple's cultivation is low, and I'm not welcoming you fast enough. Please forgive me, Auntie-Master. ”
“Do not worry, do not worry. Do not stand on ceremony,” replied Jiu Jiu. Soon, he developed a fondness towards the martial nephew standing below him, who was polite and courteous with his words.
Jiu Jiu stored her large wine gourd and jumped down from the sky.
“Is your Senior Brother here? I searched him.”
“Senior sister should cultivate,” replied Lan Ling’e gently and obediently. “Bibi-Master, may I invite you to come in and wait, while I ask Master out of seclusion to greet you? This simple house always fails in showing hospitality. Aunty-Master, please forgive us. ”
“Ai, don't bother. I came just to look for your Senior Brother. Your teacher will ascend to eternity. Let him stay in seclusion, and don't bother him. ”
Jiu Jiu waved her hand, and then turned around to observe her surroundings. “Little Ling’e, what are you going in for?”
“This is a cultivation method. Aunt-Master, I have embarrassed myself in front of you. ”
Lan Ling’e's reply came quickly and naturally. However, he felt confused inside.
‘For what is this Martial Aunt looking for my Senior Brother?’
The cultivators enjoyed a long life span after ascending to immortality. There were also many cross-generational Dao pairs in the sect.
The martial aunt who stood in front of Lan Ling’e had a beautiful face and a full figure. Although she looked unkempt, she was naturally beautiful, and also had great potential.
‘More importantly, Aunt Jiu Jiu had an expedition with Senior Sister before..
Lan Ling’e immediately became wary. The gears in his mind were spinning, as he thought of a way to find out why Jiu Jiu was here.
However, before he could speak, several waves appeared on the ground not far from him. Li Changshou's figure slowly appeared. Then, he cupped his hands and bowed to Jiu Jiu.
Shortly after, Jiu Jiu and Li Changshou sat cross-legged on either side of the short table in Li Changshou's thatched hut.
Jiu Jiu had come to give Li Changshou his reward for this Prime Meeting. At the same time, he brought Jiang Jingshan's gift of gratitude to Li Changshou. Two Dharma treasures were placed on the sorting table.
Li Changshou did not stand up at the ceremony and accepted the two of them.
In the storage ring that Uncle-Master Jiang gave him, Li Changshou looked at the Dharma treasure hill and the spirit stone. His heart was filled with appreciation.
As he observed the Earth meridians of Little Qiong Peak earlier, Li Changshou was worried about the resources he needed to construct the various array formations. However, after receiving the gift from Uncle-Master Jiang, half of the problem was solved.
Li Changshou asked, “Bibi-Master, why don't you go to the Southern Continent?”
“Ai!” Jiu Jiu sighed. Listening, he slumped on the table. His eyes look dull. “I want to go and play around, but when I get back to the mountain, they question and reprimand me until now. I just got out of the Punishment Hall. I'm worried now. The elders have punished me with a three-year ban on drinking alcohol. Ah, they might as well tie me to the Lightning Conqueror Pillar to be struck for three years.”.
Li Changshou could not help but smile. Only then did he realize that Jiu Jiu Jiu's small Dharma wine gourd had disappeared. The sect elders must have taken it.
Just then, Lan Ling’e entered the house while carrying tea. When he saw this scene, he pursed his lips.
‘They look very casual. This Martial Aunt got along well with Senior Brother. There is something wrong with him.’
Lan Ling’e served the tea, and then brought her own meditation pillow to the side of her older brother. He knelt down and sat down obediently, and even deliberately placed his hand on top of his elder brother.
Jiu Jiu looked at this and looked at Li Changshou. “Eh? Changshou, your condition?”
“Nothing happened when Sister Junior touched me. I think it is because we have known each other for a long time, ” Li Changshou replied calmly. “When a woman other than Junior Sister touches me, I will start convulsing.”
“Coughs! Uhuk uhuk!”
Lan Ling’e started coughing uncontrollably. Her sad expression could probably be related to her attempt to try and hold back her laughter.
“Oh so.”
Jiu Jiu was not suspicious. He remained slumped on the table as he let out a languid sigh. Both of his eyes were still without light.
“Three years. How can I survive for three years? How can I go into seclusion without wine? How can I cultivate? I won't even be able to sleep. I will not have the energy to do anything. This bastard, Yuan Qing. Why would he have to arrange all this? He could have got himself in trouble. Now, I also have to bear the penalty of three years.”
Li Changshou frowned and pondered deeply as she rubbed her chin and sighed.
When Lan Ling’e saw this expression on her elder brother's face, she instinctively stepped aside and sat up straight. He looked straight ahead, not daring to say a word.
Every time his elder brother made that expression, he or his master would be used in his plan!
“Aunt-Master Jiu, why don't we negotiate something?”
“Hah? Negotiate what?” jiu Jiu asked tiredly.
“For three years Aunt-Master is not allowed to drink wine, if you cannot cultivate, why not come and build an array formation together with your disciple?” Li Changshou's expression was solemn as he continued, “As a thank you for your help, your disciple will help Auntie-Master brew three types of premium wines that no longer exist. Three years later, Aunt Master was able to enjoy it. What's more, you will get a drink that can replace wine.”
“Premium members that no longer exist? A drink that can replace wine?”
Jiu Jiu immediately got up and sat up straight. “What is it? Are you trying to bully me into doing the work for you for free? Let's be clear, I'm not good at array formations. ”
“Abi-Master, you only need to use your immortal strength to stabilize the foundation of the array formation and suppress the spiritual power,” Li Changshou replied with a calm smile. Then, he asked, “Bibi-Master, do you like drinking wine or tasting wine? Do you like the taste of wine or the feeling you get when you drink too much?”
“Er ...” Jiu Jiu said gently, “Both. I joined the sect when I was three years old. Coincidentally, my Fifth Senior Brother, who was assigned to take care of me, likes to drink wine. One time, he accidentally threw me into a wine barrel to bathe. Since then, I have been unable to take my hand off these items. If you really want to know, the taste of wine is important to me, but so is the floating feeling I get when I drink enough. ”
“Bibi-Master, please see this.”
Li Changshou pointed to the teacup in front of him. From within his sleeves, he took out a small jade pot. He opened the jade pot and stuffed a drop of light green liquid into the tea cup.
A moment later, a fragrant smell floated throughout the room. The drink in the tea cup turns green.
Li Changshou smiled and said, “Try it, Aunty-Master. See if you get the same feeling of floating. ”
“Oh?” Jiu Jiu blinked, picked up the teacup, and smelled the drink out of habit. He could only smell a light fragrance. Then, he lowered his head and took a sip. Instantly, his eyes lit up.
He raised his hand and downed the rest of the drink at once.
Jiu Jiu's face slowly turned red. A distant look appeared in his eyes, and he grinned helplessly.
“Good stuff...good work..”.
Clangs!
The teacup fell onto the table as Jiu Jiu slowly lay back down. He slowly adjusted himself on the ground, and then started giggling. Then he said, “Seventh Senior Brother, are you not ashamed? You stick to Sixth Senior Brother all day. Even after cultivating together for so many years, you haven't gotten any children yet!
“You all pair up one by one. Am I destined to be alone just because I am ninth? Hmph, once I become an Eternal Heaven, I will find some beautiful men to serve and massage me every day …
“Changshou small.. Never, ever, look down on your Master. Your master was very tough back then .. ”
Slowly, Jiu Jiu started to snore. He hugged his bed and lay on the ground, sound asleep.
Lan Ling’e asked curiously, “Senior sister, what is this?”
“Drunken Immortal,” replied Li Changshou using voice transmission. “It is not only meant to be a crippling agent, but also a good wine. However, it does not contain alcohol. Other than making one drunk, it had no other effect. I lost this at first.
“According to ancient texts, a long time ago, immortal beings who loved to drink all tried this immortal drink. However, they become very addicted to alcohol and swallow it at once.
“It is made in the same way as wine is made. However, while perennial fruits and grains are used to make wine, 32 types of herbs are used to make Drunken Immortal.”
Lan Ling’e asked anxiously, “Can you really make these three types?”
Li Changshou smiled and nodded. He glanced at Jiu Jiu, who was deep asleep, and thought of the Pill Chamber that he would soon obtain. Then, he sent another sound transmission to Lan Ling’e. “Do not talk three types, I can even make 13 types. If I had the help of a Refined Immortal, many things that I previously thought were impossible would now be achievable. Once the Pill Chamber was completed, it would be safer and safer. ”
“Alright,” replied Lan Ling’e, pouting. As she looked at her martial aunt, who looked extremely adorable as she slept, Lan Ling’e could not help but feel threatened.
So, two years later…
…
Clangs!
Someone kicked at the wooden door of Li Changshou's thatched hut. Jiu Jiu, dressed in hemp clothes, rushed into the house uneasily.
“Quick! Immortality Drunk and Beauty Charm this month…
“You're not in?
“Aiya, why are you refining pills again?! I just have to tie you to the medicinal furnace!”
Jiu Jiu stomped her feet and cursed softly. Then, he hurriedly turned around and jumped into the air, wanting to head towards the dense forest behind the straw hut.
However, he suddenly stopped himself. He tilted his head and stared at the dense forest in front of him, as he sensed a faint movement of spiritual energy. Black lines appeared on his forehead as memories of being trapped inside more than ten times over the past six months appeared in his mind.
If he had not known what was in front of him, he would not have been able to say that there were more than 28 bright arrays and 76 dark arrays inside. Moreover, there was an array of traps and labyrinths, all of which were connected!
“Where is the Gate of Life? Did I really help build this place?
“Is that here? That doesn't seem right.
“Is that here?
“Oh, yes! This array formation is extremely annoying!
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“Li Changshou, get out of here! Otherwise, I will tear down your entire house!”
A gentle breeze blew through the forest. Some trees swayed, as the flow of spiritual energy in the forest accelerated.
Li Changshou's hoarse voice could be heard blowing in the wind. “Cast formation has been canceled. Your students guard the furnace. It's uncomfortable for me to come out and greet you. ”
Jiu Jiu blinked and carefully advanced 100 feet. As soon as he made sure he was safe, Jiu Jiu stormed into the middle of the forest angrily.
There, an elegant small building stood quietly. Clear air flowed out from there, bringing a fresh scent to the entire forest.