My Senior Brother Is Too Steady
Chapter 38: Nothing Will Happen If We Remain Uninterrupted
**Pff…
Pfft…
Whenever they reach a new segment, it is actually a good habit to check the emergency exit if they are going to stay for a long time.
Just like the Bai Fan Hall Immortal Du Sect, there were two side doors and a back door separated from the main door. In addition, there was also a small directional moving array formation, which not many people knew about. The array formation should be placed in the Sect Leader's seclusion place.
Li Changshou is still a brat. When he went to Bai Fan Hall to get his monthly allowance with his Master for the second time, he had known about it.
The dragon race, which was a different race, had a conflict of interest with the other immortal sects over the region in the Eastern Ocean. Furthermore, the Dragon Palace was located on top of the array formation. No one knew if there was a killer array formation on the water lotus platform.
Therefore, shouldn't he be looking for an opportunity to escape during the crisis first?
Martial Uncle and Martial Aunt said nothing. There were a total of 11 disciples, including him, but only six of them took the fruit in front and ate it?
‘Where did all your habits go? You are all immortal seedlings. Does Immortal Du Sect take advantage or owe you all a debt? Or maybe you all feel uncomfortable because you do not eat grapes? Coughing. I'll go..’
The wine in front of a few Martial Uncle and Martial Aunt was only left with branches …
‘Forget. It has nothing to do with me.’
Li Changshou sat down properly, pretending as if nothing had happened. He closed his eyes and temporarily left the disciples from his sect.
He released his spiritual senses and started looking for the emergency exit here as he thought about his own matters.
While flying into the seating area, Li Changshou had roughly figured out the topography. Right now, he was analyzing the array formation elements on the water lotus platform as well as the possibility of exiting the place.
Although water could be seen everywhere here, it was clearly more suitable to use the Wind Escape technique to escape from this place.
First, because the Water Escape technique is slower. Li Changshou had just started cultivating over ten years ago and was more proficient in Wind Escape techniques.
Second, there are strong winds over the ocean, and—
Suddenly, such strength could not be suppressed in any way. It was the release of two shots!
It releases a strange smell, which instantly spreads, and a slight scent with an inexplicable sour smell …
It should be because he had eaten a pill to nourish his skin and stabilize his appearance the previous day.It was the scent of the herb to maintain his youthful appearance.
It was because the cultivator had not eaten the Five Grains yet. Their bodies had no impurities and were as clear as this grape flesh. As such, they would appear extremely extraordinary once they had impurities in their bodies.
However, this smell is rather.
Li Changshou opened his eyes slightly. He looked at where the voice came from and found that it was from an older sister.
This senior sister was sitting quietly at this moment. If she didn't grip the corner of her dress, nothing seemed to happen.
The two junior brothers beside him were awkward to the point that they did not know whether to sit or stand. Their lips then started to shake!
Actually, this is also a lesson to be learned.
Fortunately, the Dragon Palace only teased people and did not give them Gu's poison.
Since they were humans, who had never farted before?
Even though everyone had already started practicing Inedia at the Sixth Stage of Qi Refinement, they should have learned to control the impure gas in their bodies.
There were 27 people from the Immortal Du Sect. Currently, the eight of them had a change in expression, while the three of them let out sounds from the relaxation of their anus.
His Youqin Xuan suddenly stood up and hurriedly walked over to the two Martial Uncles, who had the most seniority here, before he said in a low voice, “Self Defense, you, You have been careless to only notice the small traps inside the fruit now.”
Li Changshou was completely helpless.
How could he feel safe with a team like that?
Such teamwork was not as good as her releasing two paper puppets …
It was better not to leave the sect in the future. After he returned, he would think of a way to deal with Martial Uncle Jiu Wu so that he would not cause more trouble for him.
Youqin Xuua raised her head to look at Li Changshou. Then, he bit his lips, and his face flushed red. He quickly rushed back to his seat and continued to close his eyes to bear with it.
He was actually still fine and only ate one grape like Li Changshou.
However, Li Changshou deliberately ate it and used her Dharmic power to bind to it so that the wine could release some medicinal effects within her body. Therefore, he just burped.
After which, Li Changshou spewed out the wine without anyone noticing, which Youqin Xuanya did not.
Soon, a dear friend got out of control.
Not long after…
Is that a chain reaction?
Yes, this junior sister's face flushed in embarrassment. He may begin to doubt life. After all, everyone had the impression that a fairy like her should be dignified and could not fart.
A few moments later…
She wanted to ask how hard her older sister squeezed her sphincter muscles to be able to let out gas with a melodious tone and tone!
Li Changshou could not help but lower his head and cover his forehead. He did not expect that he had the hidden ability to roast people.
He had no choice, as he was purely forced by the situation.
At that moment, he heard Martial Uncle say, “Note more. These fruits in front of your eyes contain some traps. The Dragon Palace wants to see us make jokes of ourselves. The wine was definitely not edible, and the wine beside it was also undrinkable. This wine is also brewed with such wine!”
The wine?
Since Li Changshou had never thought of drinking wine, he subconsciously ignored the quality wine in the glowing cup.
At the same time, Li Changshou instantly felt someone staring at him.
As he followed the direction of his gaze, he saw Martial Aunt Jiu Jiu trembling slightly as she sat down. His pair of large eyes looked at him for help, and he had changed from sitting cross-legged to sitting like a duck.
It is a personal habit, which is understandable.
However, why did Martial Aunt suddenly stand up and even walk?
Before Li Changshou could not even say anything, Jiu Jiu quickly rushed over like lightning and even placed her meditation pillow beside her, looking extremely regretful.
His gaze clearly said, “Sorry, Martial Nephew! I'll make it up to you after we get back!”
Martial Aunt Li Changshou sat three feet away from him, but her left hand was gently placed under the tip of Li Changshou's Daoist robe. Then, the tip of his Daoist robe began to flutter lightly up and down …
Following this rhythm, there was a sound produced from Jiu Jiu, who was sitting three feet away.
It was a dynamic rhythm.
The clam maid at the side tried not to laugh until she almost bit her lip!
Li Changshou pretended as if nothing had happened and could only murmur, “Not many people now. Let's prepare two noise isolation array formations here. The Dragon Palace should have no opinion on that. After all, we still have to discuss later on how to deal with the deployment of troops and the formation of the array of the various sects. ”
A female Perfect Immortal, who was eating wine in front, instantly caught the message. He said loudly, “Next we will discuss how to deploy troops and set up the array formation!”
Then, he used his eternal power to open the transparent boundary slightly above his head to unite the 27 people.
Martial Uncle, who had alerted them through voice transmission first, let out a helpless sigh.
“Quickly and take care of this problem! I'm serious here!”
Instantly, dozens of people had awkward expressions on their faces, and laughter began to remain.
Li Changshou glanced at Martial Aunt Jiu Jiu, who was close to him. He realized that the latter was looking at him with disdain as if he was saying that he was not meticulous.
His voice never stopped. The Daoist robe on Li Changshou's back fluttered up and down, up and down…
He looked up at the sky expressionlessly.
‘Small Martial Aunt, have you seen someone's clothes fluttering after farting?’
After all, it was a cacophony of drums and gongs followed by dead silence.
The figures landed on the seating area beside them. However, it was the representative team of the East Continent Jie School, the Eastern Carefree Forest Sect.
The two Perfect Gods leading the team even cupped their fists and saluted the Dao to everyone in the Eternal Du Sect. The two Martial Uncles right in front forced a smile and saluted Dao in return before everyone sat down.
After making sure there was no movement at the limit of the noise isolation, the Perfect Immortal of the Immortal Du Sect raised his hand to disperse it and said as if nothing had happened, “You 11, you guys, remember what I just said. Don't make any mistakes.”
After all the disciples answered in unison, Li Changshou replied, “Ya, Martial Uncle, I understand.”
Right at that moment, a sea breeze blew from the Immortal Du Sect to the East Carefree Forest Sect.
After the clanging sound, several young disciples from the other party swayed.
A little girl with bright eyes and white teeth had a change in her expression and shouted forward, “Third Martial Aunt, there is a demonic aura!”
An immortal woman reprimanded him with a smile, “Nothing to exaggerate. It's fishy smell from the sea.”
“There are so many Shrimp Soldiers and Crab Generals under this place, and there are clam servants on the side. This is the Dragon Palace. ”
There were a total of eight patient clam maids on the sides of both teams representing their sects. They emit a timeless light and pull themselves back into their clam shells. Eight pure white shells swayed.
Li Changshou secretly observed the reactions of all the sects with great interest and was able to obtain a lot of information from him.
For example, the Poisonous One was completely innocent. His neck became pink from embarrassment. He was actually still panting, trying to save himself from the calamity he had caused.
Martial Uncle and Martial Aunt who were over 1,000 years old were a bunch of clever old foxes. They remained unperturbed without changing their expressions.
Martial Uncle of the Eternal Du Sect sent a voice transmission to the other 26 people, “As long as we remain undisturbed, we can treat it as if nothing happened.”
All students adjust immediately.
Li Changshou retracted his gaze to scan everywhere. She looked at Jiu Jiu, who had returned to her seat and then turned her gaze to the large clam nearby.
Were these clam servants hiding because they were afraid of being hit?
Without the interference of the Primordial World, he began to focus on analyzing the circulation theory of array formations here and the fastest escape route for him during an emergency.
…
“The idle wind blew past the main hall, and I sang. I discovered the timeless forest of loneliness unconsciously, and wine cooked to wash away the emerald ripples. ”
In the white clouds, a short singing voice sounded. The new immortality of the Eternal Du Sect came back from their drunkenness.
Old Daoist priest Qi Yuan landed in front of all the older disciples and shouted. When he discovered no one was responding to him, he saw the young disciples, who were in seclusion and diligently cultivating. Then, he returned to his rapids hut in a staggered state.
Just as he was about to push the door open, Qi Yuan seemed to recall something and said with a smile, “I have been cultivating in seclusion for the past decade. I have never walked around Little Qiong Peak before. I have to enjoy the view everywhere. I temporarily guarded the legacy left behind. ”
Qi Yuan sighed softly and flew towards the nearby forest with his hands behind his back.
If this old Daoist priest took another step forward and pushed the wooden door in front of him, he could see the letter left on the table.
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Similar letters were not only placed on the table, but also on meditation pillows, beds, and somewhere on the roof beams he could see when he looked up.
Li Changshou was afraid that his master could not see them.
Li Changshou had also miscalculated. His drunk master did not directly return to his small hut…
The content of the letter was actually very simple. He congratulated his Master in reaching Immortal Ascension and then explained that he had been sent to the Eastern Ocean and would only return after about seven to eight days. Lastly, he told his Master not to go to the area behind this time. The newly built Pill Chamber nearby had many mazes and trap array formations.
Before he left, he had activated more than half of them**…