My Senior Brother Is Too Steady
Chapter 34: ‘Eternal Life Simulation’
'‘**Is there anything going on between this beautiful Senior Brother and Senior Brother Youqin too?’
Li Changshou's only official Junior Sister, Lan Ling’e, sat cross-legged on a meditation cushion, in front of a short table in her rapids hut. In his hand, he held a teacup containing hot tea. He seems to be thinking hard.
He glanced towards his left, where his Youqin Xua Ice Mountain was sitting. He sat with his eyes closed as he meditated, waiting quietly for senior brother Lan Ling’e to appear.
Then, Lan Ling’e glanced towards his right. There, her Aunt Jiu Jiu fell on the table and snored softly, looking like she had not slept for a long time.
The atmosphere became a little awkward.
‘Why are they all looking for Senior Brother? He had only been to the Northern Continent once to look for herbs. Now, the two female cultivators noticed him? If Senior Brother follows the next Priming Meet one year later, wouldn't I run out of seats in my house?!’
Lan Ling’e sighed in her heart. He did not understand which part of his older brother was interesting. He was very careful and afraid of death. ‘Why do girls besides me like it? Moreover, the person to my left is the brightest star of our generation of disciples.
‘After some thought, however …
‘Senior sister Youqin is indeed very beautiful. Even when he was meditating, he looked charming. If I were Senior Brother, I wouldn't be able to resist his charm.
‘Eh, that's not true. Senior Sister may just like ..’
Lan Ling’e turned her head to the right once more. Aunt Jiu Jiu fell on the table.
Lan Ling’e looked at the copper mirror behind the door, and inevitably placed her forehead in her hands.
‘I might be able to be more mature in the future. Maybe.’
Other than her elder brother's problem, as the owner of this thatched hut, Lan Ling’e felt that she could not let the atmosphere become more awkward than before.
“Senior Brother Youqin,” said Lan Ling’e, smiling slightly. In a soft voice, he asked, “What brings you to our Little Qiong Peak?”
Youqin Xuua opened her eyes and replied in a gentle tone, “After I returned to the mountain, I was punished and told to stay in seclusion at Heaven Breaking Peak to reflect on my actions. I didn't get the chance to come here and thank Senior Brother Changshou. I just came out of my meditation today and realized that I had been serving my sentence. With Master's permission, I came to Little Qiong Peak to thank Senior Brother Changshou.”
Lan Ling’e could only tilt her head. “What did my Senior Brother do ... to get your thanks?”
“He saved my life,” replied Youqin Xuanya, pursing her lips gently. He lowered his head slightly, but Lan Ling’e saw a slight spark in his eyes that was like a treasure. “She did that twice at the time.”
Lan Ling’e blinked.
Her expression on Youqin Xua's face was similar to the one on Lan Ling’e's face every time she looked at the copper mirror and thought of her elder brother!
‘Bibi-Tuan Jiu has already given me great pressure. Now, his Youqin Xua seemed to fall from the sky!’
Once again, Lan Ling’e placed her forehead in her hand. His compassionate heart cried out in frustration and anger. From time to time, he also felt a deep sadness. Suddenly, his whole body felt bad.
‘I have to win Senior Sister by any means as soon as possible to avoid sleepless nights ..’
“En? Yes little one, what are you doing here? ”
Jiu Jiu suddenly stuttered as she sat down and rubbed her eyes.
Youqin Xuanya respectfully repeated what she just said. As he did this, he stood up and bowed towards Jiu Jiu. He just sat back down after he got permission from Jiu Jiu to do so.
After which, Jiu Jiu turned to face Lan Ling’e. He pouted and then yawned. Finally, he asked, “Did the large array at the back have been disabled?”
Lan Ling’e replied, “Not yet, Aunt-Master Jiu. Senior Brother seems to be refining pills or cultivating. I sent him a voice transmission earlier to call out to him, but he did not respond. ”
“Good. We've arranged the time to refine the pills .. Maybe he's understanding something. ”
Jiu Jiu turned to face Lan Ling’e, and then glanced at Youqin Xuanya. As if suddenly recalling something, he smiled and said, “Luckily Little Ya is here. Ling’e, let's play it!”
Lan Ling’e asked gently, “Bibi-Master, play what?”
Jiu Jiu's eyes seemed sparkling as she replied, “The game we played with your older brother last month! Didn't you say that it was an item ordered from Little Qiong Peak?”
“Well, of course, we can. Please wait a moment, Aunty-Master.” Lan Ling’e tapped her finger gently, causing the short table in front of her to shift towards the entrance. A huge space suddenly appeared between the three women.
He took out a clean beast skin from his Dharma storage artifact and placed it in front of the three of them. On the beast's skin was a long path that led through the clouds. The path of the cloud is divided into small boxes. There are also many peaks and large pools around the road.
Lan Ling’e asked, “Do you want to play, Senior Brother Youqin?”
Youqin Xua hesitated for a moment as she looked at ‘map’, not understanding what it was for.
Jiu Jiu suddenly spoke from the side. “It was made by Little Changshou. That's very interesting.”
After hearing this, Youqin Xuan immediately nodded and said, “If it's Senior Brother Changshou's job, allow me to be included.”
“Senior sister, please see the rules. They are written here.”
Youqin Xuua looked at where Lan Ling’e pointed and looked at the familiar handwriting. He read the rules in a soft voice.
“Towards Immortality, also known as ‘Eternal Life Simulation’ or ‘Monopoly Abadi’…
“Participants must place pieces of the wooden game representing themselves at the starting point of the eternal path. Throw the dice and move your pieces of wood along the way according to the number displayed on the dice. Each time you land, various events will be activated on the path to immortality.
“In the beginning of the game, everyone will have 300 spirit stones. This will be represented in numbers. The first person to reach the end of the road wins. If one of the participants wanted to end the game early, the person with the most number of spirit stones would win.
“Remember: do not use your sense of immortality or spirit to check various treasure chests. You are also not allowed to use your Dharma power to control the dice.”
By the time Youqin Xuanya finished reading the instructions, Lan Ling’e had already prepared a treasure chest of various colors beside her. There were many square cards in each treasure chest. Each crate also has all kinds of labels.
Afterwards, Lan Ling’e picked up three pieces of the game, each with a different color. He placed them at the beginning of the road and then took out a six-sided die.
Then, the game began.
Youqin was thinking, ‘Where have I seen something like that before?’ At that moment, he felt confused.
Jiu Jiu smiled and said, “We will play one round, and you will understand, The other! Come on, come on, let's get started! I'll roll the dice first!”
Lan Ling’e immediately stopped Jiu Jiu. “We have to play ‘Rock, Paper, Scissors’ to determine the order of throwing dice.”
Youqin Eightua looked at her bouncing Aunt-Master Jiu Jiu, and then at the serious-looking Lan Ling’e, who had just lectured her Aunt-Master. He felt uncomfortable, but he kept following Stone, Paper, Scissors to decide who would roll the dice first …
He won!
Youqin Xuaan got the first turn. He threw the dice and got five. Then, he held onto his wooden game pawn and advanced five steps on the path in the clouds, before seeing the words under his game pawn.
“You performed very well while clearing the sect staircase. The sect elders reward you with 20 spirit stones. ”
“Senior sister, you can write ‘+20’ on the back of your current spirit stone count!”
“Oh, alright,” replied Youqin Xuanya, while following Lan Ling’e's instructions. He began to understand the rules of the game.
Jiu Jiu picked up the dice and blew into his palm before throwing them carefully.
When he saw the number three on the dice, he immediately smiled. Then, Jiu Jiu moved her piece of wood forward three steps, landing on top of a square with a purple pentagram on top.
“Quickly, give me the purple treasure chest! I will choose a card, I will choose a card!”
Lan Ling’e handed over the purple treasure chest, as Jiu Jiu grabbed and fumbled. Immediately, he took out a wooden card.
“Good stuff, good stuff!
“Ling’e, your turn! Throw dice! Give your Aunts a big golden pill!”
Youqin Xua observed the wooden card carefully and saw the words ‘I also’ written on the front. There are two lines of words behind.
‘After all players in this round have their turn, the person with this card can choose to duplicate one of the advantages they gained in this round.’
“My turn! Hehe!”
Lan Ling’e threw the dice and got two. It was an empty box—she got nothing.
Jiu Jiu gave him a disdainful look, and then extended the wooden card to his Old Youqin, shouting, “I am too!
“What is this? It is rare to get such a card, but I only get 20 spirit stones from it.”
Even Youqin Xuanya could not help but laugh softly. Very naturally, he took the dice and threw them. This time, he triggered a random event. From the blue treasure chest, he took out a bamboo card.
‘Finding a Good Partner: You have found a Dao companion who will spend the rest of your life with you. You're having a wedding party. Other players give you each 100 spirit stones as a gift.’
Jiu Jiu and Lan Ling’e instantly whined.
Youqin Xuanya softly exclaimed, “Can I see the rest of her cards? Senior Brother Changshou is indeed mysterious and creative!”
Although they exploded with excitement, Jiu Jiu and Lan Ling’e had no choice but to stop the game. They poured bamboo, wood, copper, and jade cards from their respective boxes so that Youqin Xuua could see them.
There are 12 cards for each material, targeting skills, random positive events, random negative events, and treasures.
‘This looks like what...?’
‘I'm Too Depressed: You've encountered many difficulties in your cultivation journey. You are overwhelmed with sadness because you have to go through so many things to reach this level of cultivation. To cheer you up, the other players each give you 50 spirit stones.’
‘Epiphany: Forward one step.’
‘Tanggu: You are distracted by poems and songs, and end up yelling and dancing for too long. This delays your cultivation journey. You lose the next two rounds.’
‘Large Cheat Card: You activate the Big Cheat Technique and successfully cheat one target of your choice. You get 200 spirit stones or any treasure of your choice from this person.’
“Wait, wait, wait, wait! Is Senior Brother Changshou the one who made all this?” youqin Xuaya asked, surprised. The two women beside him could only nod in agreement.
“Stop looking, Xiaoya! Let's continue!”
“Yes, Aunty-Master. Your students have gone overboard. It is very interesting.”
“Pui, pui! See me! Haha, I have to pick another card! Appears, ‘I Also’!”
“Abibi-Tuan Jiu, you can't cheat.”
“I won't do it. Do I need to cheat while playing with both of you? ”
Slowly, the thatched hut was filled with laughter and jokes. The awkward atmosphere that was present earlier immediately disappeared.
It was evening.
Li Changshou had just taken another step forward in his cultivation journey after reading the Volume One of the Inaction Sutra. Slowly, he walked out of the forest.
He had been in the secret room the entire time, but now, he had his own aura solidified. No one could see his true cultivation level.
From afar, he could hear laughter coming from the straw hut. He expanded his spiritual awareness and found Youqin Xuanya.
‘Toxic... Why is he here?’
After some thought, Li Changshou quietly walked back to the Pill Room. The breeze brought a joyful laugh.
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He heard Jiu Jiu's loud and carefree laughter. “Ha ha ha! The movement to expose sexual violence to eliminate it! Your aunts will be rich!”
Laughter Youqin Xua is more restrained, but she whines uncharacteristically, “Ai, I'm really unlucky. Your student gets ‘Terganggu’ again. ”
Lan Ling’e, who appeared as the winner in this Chapter, smiled brightly as she said to the other two women, “I got ‘I Too Depressed’! Time to collect spirit stones!”
Li Changshou could not help but laugh softly. He activated the array formation outside and thought about having to set off towards the Eastern Ocean within a few days.
‘I will go and check my Dharma storage artifact again. With the help of Aunt-Master Jiu Jiu these few years, I have managed to produce some poisonous pills that can even kill a Perfect God. I'll handle this pill later and turn it into a powder or poisonous liquid. They will be more comfortable in battle. Although I do not need to use it this time, it never hurts to be more ready*.’