One Night Special
God, Help!

Ah, God, help!

That is how every day Heinry's heart grumbled in his heart. Really, he wanted to get away from his very strange wife!

It had been since morning, his wife followed wherever Heinry went. Shower, wear clothes, breakfast, drive a car, work in the office, lunch, work again, ketoilet, drive a car, and fortunately the toilet was in the workroom Heinry did not need his wife to come to the male-only public toilet. Can you imagine if that happened? Perhaps, germs that are heartless creatures will die from tired of laughing at Heinry!

"Heinry, why can your duster shrink when it doesn't react? Actually, I've been curious a long time, but just remembered seeing you pee just now." Amy asked with a look on her face that was so relaxed as if the question had no meaning and Heinry would feel nothing.

Huh!

Heinry tried to waste her breath before she began to answer. He also tried his best to smile because he did not want to make his wife go berserk like yesterday.

"Because, if I stand still, it means I need a woman's hole all the time. You don't want me to be like that, do you?" Heinry answered and smiled again while deep in the heart, hopefully the answer did not upset his wife.

Amy screeched belittling Heinry's words just now and said, "What woman's hole? There is, yours cannot stand with another woman. Well, if you can, tomorrow it will surely be yours that will not be able to live forever" Amy said casually.

Ughhhh! Goddamnit!

"Is that so, baby?''

Ah, indeed I've never been right so it's better that I don't have much to say! Inner Heinry was upset.

"By the way, tomorrow I'm going to the salon for massages and more, you have to accompany me there until it's done huh?" Amy Pinta.

Heinry again forced his smile even though in his heart he was huddling with annoyance.he really did not want to accompany his wife in the salon, because it would definitely be very boring. Ah, he found an idea!

Heinry looked at his wife with an unkind look and said, "Darling, you know that there must be a lot of women in the salon? Would you mind if I went inside and saw another woman using a minimalist cover? After all, I am a very loyal man. Do not let these two eyeballs can see the beauty of the woman's body,"

Heinry didn't finish saying what she wanted to say, Amy's already chipping away like this, "No problem, you want to see another woman's hole also won't have such intentions right? You can relax and enjoy what you see, I let it!"

Huh huh?

Heinry was completely speechless not knowing what else to say. Indeed, only God knows how soon he wants the cravings to end and Heinry promises for heaven and earth, and the universe, that he will not want to have any more children! Ah, if the child is a burden to the present generation, then to Heinry is, cravings are the real burden of life!

"Oh yeah, I'd like to buy some lip balm and some vitamins for my eyebrows and eyelashes. Later, accompany me and help me to try first, will you?"

Huh huh? What else is this? That is, he will be made a model of lip balm and also vitamin feathers? Lord, may he really listen to how much Heinry is suffering right now, and may God end that very strange cravings.

In another room.

"Upsss, my legs are slippery!" Lorita then looked at Jhon and smiled as if nothing had happened.

Jhon let out a rough breath, turned to look at Lorita with an annoyed look then said, "Quickly get up from my lap! I'm not your mother who has to hold you, walk the right way and do not use high heels!" Said Jhon shouting angrily to Lorita who Since morning so much behavior.

I don't know, which surely Jhon knew very well that Lorita had just pretended to fall! Time yes, every time passing near him always make a tantrum?

Lorita smiled sweetly, she tried to get up but unfortunately, Lorita had briefly pressed her butt made Jhon's under there feel something so it started to react.

"Basic fucked-up! Just rise up why so many styles?!" jhon's protest was impatient so he encouraged Lorita's body to rise immediately and do not linger nearby.

As soon as Lorita was in a standing position, Jhon looked back at Lorita with an annoyed look and said, "Suddenly slipped, lost balance, slippery legs, limp feet, sore feet, sore feet, Why have legs if your legs are so difficult?! Donate your legs to a chicken that has only two legs instead of hands!"

Lolita sighed, looked at Jhon while blasting her lips and said, "Why are you so fierce? Every time you talk to me you hate me so much, remember! don't hate me too much, hate and Love is thin, it's thinner than toilet paper."

Jhon looked at Lorita with his lips that seemed to tremble withstanding the immense resentment and then said again, "Which one of you judges that hatred can turn into love? Don't tell me, you used your ankles to look at it and judge?"

Lorita chuckled at Jhon who inexplicably spoke more and more like that, Jhon looked very sweet and also cute.

Jhon was stunned to not believe seeing Lorita who actually laughed indistinctly like kuntilanak who had just won the lottery.

"Lorita?" Call Jhon.

"Yes baby?" Lorita replied and then smiled sweetly again.

"Please, go to a mental institution and get your mental health checked out." Said Jhon with a look of his face that looks clear but also impressed insulting.

Lorita was not at all offended, she continued to smile and said, "No doctor can nourish the mentality of people who are in love."

Jhon let out a rough breath, then smacked his chest slowly several times while trying to calm himself down. For some reason, talking to Lorita felt like she wanted to squeeze Lorita's mouth, kick her ass all the way to the planet Pluto. Ah, or it would be better to kick her up to the sun so she burns out and there's no such thing as Lorita, that bitchy female monkey!

"Lorita, right now I really want to work seriously. Please, please leave this room once and never come again until my work is done. If you need to, don't come here again forever!"

Lorita screeched then looked back at Jhon and said, "Where can I do all that? Later, if you die because you miss me so much, I will also live a life full of regrets, you know,"

John couldn't stand it anymore, he banged on the table as he looked at Lorita and said, "Well, and don't come back here until my work is done! Or else, I'll do everything I can to send you to the Amazon jungle, and let you become a piranha fish handler!"