Our Love Story's
Gobloques

Mornings should be cool, but this time it feels hot for the 11th grade IPS 1. Early in the morning they were treated to math lessons, lessons that made the discoverers bald on the spot.

Kai drew abstracts in his textbook, without even paying attention to the blackboard at all. He was afraid that his brain would be blown away if he had to see the X and Y who were like an eternal couple. There must be everywhere.

The first break bell rang, making the 11th IPS 1 student instantly sigh in relief.

"Well children, before ending learning is there anything you want to ask?" Mr. Rasul, as a math teacher asked questions while examining his books.

All quiet, they looked at each other.

"I'm Sir" Kai suddenly brandished his hand, making all of him look at her confusedly. Tumben a Kai asked. But they were grateful, as if Kai's brain began to progress even if only a little.

"Yes Rai, what do you want to ask?" ask the Apostle. Yes, his name is Rasul. But if you have given the task, the teacher sometimes cosplayed as an angel of death.

"All those people must be dead, right sir?" ask Kai.

The teacher frowned confusedly, what does mathematics have to do with death?. But he did not stop, he still answered.

"Yes, all beings will definitely return to their origin" replied the Apostle.

"So the Father of the plan when?" original, students 11 IPS 1 more ketar-ketir. It's more goosebumps than the shit that's at the end. Those who are vmules because of math, so add mules to the question of Kai who is like to take them to hell.

"My brain has been doing math, how hard it is again" lies rrrr, even though he did not pay attention at all, let alone participate in counting.

Unexpectedly, Pak Rasul even laughed crisply which made everyone dumbfounded.

"CHECK ME, CHECK!!. I CAN'T REALLY SQUIRM YOUR NATIONALITIES!!"

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Kai parked his motorbike in the garage of his grandmother's house that looked like a sorum. Their various cars and motorcycles lined up neatly there, making the misquen souls that saw immediately churn. Today she did go home to her grandmother, because Justin and his family had just come from Mexico

Kai enters the Aleskey Family home with wide strides, his mother's childhood home looks the same. There is no significant change.

"Wehhh there's kamprett!!" Kai sits himself next to the younger brother who is lying on the sofa. Rai clucked, he changed his position to sit on the hairy carpet because he was disturbed by the arrival of his twin brother.

"Prude the lo elahh" Raizel sullenly annoyed.

"KAKAKKK" the sound of a call from behind made Kai and Rai turn their heads. A little girl ran up the stairs carrying a little teddy bear in her hand.

"Jamillah" said Kai as he spread out his arms before finally hugging the 7-year-old girl.

"The name is Jemina goblokk, just change the name of the person!!. Want to make him red porridge?!" tukas Rai without taking his eyes off the phone.

"Everyone, both girls" said Kai indifferently. He was busy playing the little boy's hair in front of him.

"Hour, Daddy's with Mamy where?" ask Kai gently.

"In the room, do not know what to do" replied plain Jemina.

Kai's naughty brain wander. The guy shook his head a few times with a sliced face.

"Badarah si Om, already bangkotan still like to grow crops" he said while shaking.

Rai's eyebrows shot up by one, he turned to look at Kai in confusion.

"You mean?" tanyakanya.

"Well, don't be so innocent. It's planting, stocking up on that seed" said Kai sambio smiling pervertedly. Rai shuddered, his speech was insane. From the past, Kai's brain has never been real even though it has been in ruqyah 5 times.

"Who's sowing the seeds?" Kenzia suddenly came, making Kai a little aghast. His mother likes to make people hangers. Came not picked up, not sent home. I don't know his name.

"Umi, just ngagetin" said Kai while sniffing the chest.

"Umi, Umi, call the real one!!" hiss Kenzi fierce. Having a child has no stance. Today call umi, tomorrow call mami, uh the one she called dear but not so. #jiakhhh

"Yes, Umi. Do not get angry, the wrinkles will increase" said Kai while grinning the dog.

Kenzi's hand was raised, flicking his son's nose a little hard until the man grimaced.

"Sick Mahh" kissed Kairen as he stroked the tip of his nose.

"Rasain, the frog child must be called first so that his brain is stable" the mother no morality began to act. Ngatain his own son kayak ngatain mouse child.

"Ihh the Umi, if you want to do kayak ngatain adopted children. Padahalkan if Kai is a frog boy, it means Mama's mother is a frog"

Skunks

Kenzi could not answer. Really, too, but right....

"Cock me anyway

"Not protest. Want the fried ici?!" threaten Kenzi with a sly smile. That's Kai's favorite marmot. And it's a powerful weapon that can make that guy shut up.

"Akhh the Mama mahh" Kai chirped in annoyance but did not mind him standing still.

"Yuk Jam, come with the handsome brother to buy a garem" he asked Jemina. The little girl nodded with a big smile, she was most pleased with Kai. The ales are one, Kai is handsome.

They walked to the garage to pick up the bike. Jemina sat in front, this time Kai chose the motor matic.

"Hand hold ya" he told Jemina.

"Let's go!!"

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An hour had two other people of that age driving around. Until finally Kai kicked his bike on the side of the road.

"Jem, later if onty Kenzi nanya do not buy garem, answer me if the money is yes?"

"Kok ilang, the money was made to buy ice cream, Kak" said Jemina with a plain face.

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Kairen scratches his nape that is not itchy, difficult to compromise small children. He wanted to buy salt, but because the stall was closed he switched to buying ice cream at the store next door. Then suddenly the ranks of the thugs came, so inevitably the boy bought them ice cream for them. He also did not forget Jemina. He bought three ice creams at once and instantly ran out on the spot.

"Emang you want to be onty?, onty fierce. If the berserk mosquito likes to get out" Kai tries to scare.

"Eatya, do not tell the onty if the money has been made to buy ice cream. Tell me if the money's gone, okay?"

"Okay Kak" said Jemina.

"Don't get caught, it will be a handsome brother who gets the law"

"Okay Brother"

Kai smiled demonically, finally succeeding. It is not difficult to persuade a child.

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Kairen and Jemina entered the area of the house while walking in tandem.

"Well, where's the garem?" Kenzi is coming from

the kitchen immediately asked when it saw Kai had brought nothing.

"Can't buy Ma, the money is good" said Kai while putting on a relaxed face as possible.

Kenzi's eyes squeaked.

"What is ilanggg?" goda.

"Ilang Ma, if you don't believe ask Jem. Isn't that Jem?" Kai looked down at Jemina.

"Yes, the money is onty" said Jemina.

Kenzi's eyes poked deeper. He smelled lies from the mouth of his son.

"Where's the money Jem?" ask Kenzi.

"In the onty ice cream artisan"

gubrakkkk

Kai wants to go back. Moreover, his mother's writhing had a slanted smile, her stomach immediately mules instantly.

"Maap Ma, that's Kai khilaf"

Kenzi was speechless, his brain thinking about what punishment was suitable for his son.

"Because you've boong to Mama. As a punishment, you if you eat count how many grains of rice are on your plate. If you know the results report to Mama"

Kai's eyes bulged, this punishment what torture is anyway.

"ASAGHFIRULLAH UMMI!!!"