Aisyah's
The cuisine of Zahira

Aisha and Riziq went to Salamah's house while pushing Adam and Eve's pram. As usual Aisyah always took Riziq wherever they went.

" Le, I miss going to the garden" said Aisyah.

" I'll go there"

In the middle of the road they met the Ulli ustadzah who was carrying something black.

" Asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum"

" Where are you going?" ask Ustadzah Ulli while stroking her cheek Eve.

" We want to go to Umi's house" replied Aisyah.

" I'm sorry Aisyah later if you meet with Zahira, say my thanks to him" said Ustadzah Ulli.

" Thank you for what the ustadzah?" aisha did not understand.

" So early this morning he came to my house and volunteered to help me make breakfast" Ustadzah Ulli said.

Aisyah and Riziq had exchanged lyrics, they could hardly believe that Zahira dared to come to his house Ulli ustadzah.

Riziq's face was already flushed from embarrassment.

" I will later convey the ustadzah" said Aisyah.

" I'm sorry about Ira's attitude" Riziq said.

" It's okay maybe he's still unstable" replied Ulli's ustadzah with a smile.

" Oh yes, there is the rest of the food, Ira happens to cook a lot, this is the original cuisine made by Ira, who knows you like it" said Ustadzah Ulli.

Glug.

Aisyah swallowed her saliva, she could already imagine how the taste of the cuisine made her sister-in-law. Aisyah also received the food.

" Thank you ustadzah" said Aisyah and Riziq.

" I go first asalamualaikum" said Ustadzah Ulli as he passed away.

" Greetings waalaikum"

" Leeeee, your inherited behavior, this is a disgrace to Le, he clearly explained the approach to Yusuf's family" Aisyah said. Riziq was already growling annoyed at his sister.

" Zahiraaaaaa, if I see you hanging on a tree, you're embarrassing me, you're flirtatious like your sister-in-law" Riziq said. Aisha instantly squinted her eyes at Riziq.

" You're calling me flirtatious?, aren't you talking wrong Le, you're flirtatious, you're always teasing me. And in fact Zahira looks a lot like you she's more mature than she is. His flirtatious attitude also decreased from you" said Aisyah.

" We will continue again, later I need to talk to the snot boy" Riziq said as he pushed the baby carriage. Aisyah followed.

Arriving at the house of Umi Salamah.

" Asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum" replied Umi Salamah. Umi Salamah was immediately swift to hold Adam. They also sit in front of the house.

" You bring what Ayesha is" point Salamah at the bushel that Ayesha carries.

" Oh, this is Zahira's cooking" replied Aisyah. Because curious Aisyah also tasted the cuisine of her sister-in-law.

" So wonder if the cuisine is good" said Aisyah while putting the food into her mouth, suddenly her eyes widened when she felt the cuisine Zahira that did not taste good. Riziq just frowned seeing his reaction Aisyah, he already knew what it was like after seeing the mimic of his wife's face.

" Oo Oo" Aisyah immediately ran into the house because she could not stand the taste of Zahira's cooking. Ayesha vomits in the bathroom.

" Oo Oo Oo"

Suddenly Usman heard the vomit. He immediately smiled happily.

" Thank God, after a long time I waited Nisa finally craved too" said Ustad Usman who thought that the one who vomited was Nisa. He knocked on the bathroom door.

Tok tok tok tok

" Nis, Nisa you are fine, you must be pregnant Nis, mas happy if you are pregnant again" said Ustad Usman who is now standing in front of the bathroom door. Aisyah could not hear Usman's voice because of the sound of taps. Because there was no answer, Usman began to worry and worry about Aisha whom Nisa thought. Ustad Usman went straight into the bathroom.

" Dear you okay?" ask ustad Usman.

" It's okay Le" replied Aisyah who thought it was Riziq. When Aisyah looked at her face, they were shocked and screamed at the same time.

" HUUUUUUAAAAA" (Aisha)

" HUUUUUUAAAAA" (Ustad Usman)

Without aba Aisyah immediately took the dipper and then hit her on the head of her brother. Because Aisyah did not know that it was her brother.

" Aduuuh" said Usman while passing out of the bathroom.

" Haha, what was I hitting on Usman?" Aisyah. Nisa who heard their screams in the bathroom immediately approached her.

" Oh my God, why ?" nisa asked worried because her husband was now complaining of pain while holding his head back.

" Some hit me in the head with a dipper, but who was it, you were here, and Umi was in front, astaghfirullah alazim, do not be in the bathroom was dedemit. He thinks I'm afraid of him" Usman said.

" If you are not afraid why you scream and run scared" led Nisa.

" Hey, I'm just surprised. Remember, being surprised is just as afraid as it is different"

" But your reaction is the same" Nisa said in a scornful tone. Slowly Nisa entered the bathroom. He fell silent when he saw Aisyah smiling bitterly at him.

" I'm sorry" Aisyah said in a whisper.

Nisa returns to meet Usman in front of the bathroom.

" O Allah, you are right, there is a dedemit in the bathroom" said Nisa pura pura fear.

" So you saw him?"

"Hmmm"

" Astagfirullah, I take the prayer beads first, I will fight it, I will imitate the style of Adam in the film HYPAFIK 2" Usman said as he passed to his room to take the prayer beads. Nisa had giggled without a sound, as well as Aisyah. He thought when else could prank his brother that super duper sucks. After taking the prayer beads from his room, Usman finally met Nisa who is now standing in front of the bathroom door.

" Where is the dedemit" said Ustad Usman who is now ready to read the holy verse. Before entering the bathroom, he took a frying pan and took it with him.

" What's the frying for?" ask Nisa.

" To knock his dedemit"

Nisa was immediately shocked, she was afraid that her husband would beat Aisyah with a frying pan.

" Don't use the frying pan, Adam in the movie Munafik did not use it, he said you want to imitate it" said Nisa while taking the frying pan from the hands of Ustad Usman.

Slowly Usman entered the bathroom. When he was about to attack arrived he was surprised to see Aisyah who was smiling at him.

" AISYAAAAAAAH" growled usad Usman. Aisyah is just a whiny. He came out of the bathroom and stood next to Nisa who was holding back his laughter.

" Oh so you guys pranking me?" ask ustad Usman while growling annoyed.

" You want to go to hell, right?, especially you Nis. Don't be a bad wife" said Usman.

" You see Aisyah my head you get with a dipper indeed I sangkuriang" said Ustad Usman as he ruffled his waist.

" But mas if not wrong sangkuriang it is not in getok use dipper but use rice coils" replied Nisa.

" Don't defend Aisha"

" What the hell is a storm?" ask umi Salamah.

" It's Aisyah noodles, my head is in the shade" Ustad complained.

" Just leave it, let your brain straight do not slide anymore" said Umi Salamah.

" Ha ha ha ha" Aisyah laughed in laughter at her umi speech. Instantly, Usman immediately gave a piercing look at Aisyah. At that moment Aisha was scared.

" Kabuuuuuur" Aisyah ran away from them.

" It's a mas do not get angry constantly, do not want to go to the garden, ka Soleh has departed" said Nisa reminded.

" Athaghfirullah, I forgot, yes I went to the garden first, asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum" answered Nisa.

In front of the house, Usman ustad saw Riziq who was holding Adam and Eve.

" Ustad won't go to the garden?" ask ustad Usman.

" I'll catch up" replied Riziq. When Usman wanted to go he saw the food that Aisyah had brought.

" Who's Rantang this food has ustad?" ask ustad Usman.

" Have a Union"

" Why not eat it?"

" We have eaten" replied Riziq. Hearing Riziq's reply, Usman smiled.

" Rejeki anak Soleh, the fortune of a pious husband, the fortune of Usman ibrahim husen who is handsome and charismatic he he. The food I brought yes ustad Riziq" pinta ustad Usman. Riziq nodded.

" Thank God, I have not eaten yet. Thank you ustad Riziq. Asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum" replied Riziq. ustad Usman had gone to the garden while carrying a bushel of food. Riziq suddenly remembered.

" Athaghfirullah alazim, the food was made ira, the uni aja eat the food immediately vomit, can be imagined how it feels" said Riziq who now stands to tell ustad Usman, usman has gone a long way.

" Duh peril, ustad Usman can be poisoned" murmured Riziq.

Soon Riziq and Aisyah went to the plantation. Adam and Eve slept and were guarded by the Umi Salamah. They joined hands to the plantation. Ustad Usman and Ustad Soleh stared at their arrival.

" Tuh new lovebirds come, surely they immediately choose to plant a pedes pedes pedes" said Usman.

" What do you mean?" ask ustad Soleh.

" Surely they went to the chili garden, the flocking was very hobby to maintain the chili tree, but still fortunately only keep the chili tree instead of maintaining cabean. Because if that happens Aisyah must be raging and landed her flagship bogem, it is terrible" said Usman.

" Asalamualaikum" said Riziq and Aisyah as they passed through them to the chili plantation.

" Greetings waalaikum"

" It's true, they are indeed spicy hobbies" said Ustad Usman.

" Don't talk, I'll put the chili in your mouth" kinda ustad Soleh.

" Hmmm"

Riziq had watered the chili tree, while Aisyah had picked the red chili.

" Uni, you know why I'm so happy to plant and maintain a chili tree?" ask Riziq.

" Sure"

" What?"

" Eeeee because you like to play hot hot until your skin is burnt like an African" replied Aisyah with a laugh.

" Heei uni my exotic skin is not a charlatan" Riziq replied firmly.

" He he he"

" Oh yes, uni, have I included the criteria of your dream man?" ask Riziq.

" sthat mean?"

" You say your man is as good as the prophet Muhammad, as handsome as the prophet Yusuf, and as rich as the prophet Sulaiman as, am I of the three?"ask Riziq back.

" You are good Le, but not as good as the prophet Muhammad, you are not as handsome as the prophet Joseph, you are sweet, you are not as rich as the prophet Solomon, but you are Le's best husband. I love you, my leaning husband" Aisyah said, kissing Riziq's cheek. Riziq smiled as well.

" Is that all you're for?" ask Riziq.

" Because you are so adorable" said Aisyah as she chewed on Riziq's face until her hand accidentally rubbed her eyes Riziq. As a result, Riziq's eyes felt hot and poignant because Aisyah had just picked chili.

" Uniii my eyes" said Riziq as he fanned his pained eyes.

" Why Le" asked Aisyah in panic.

" My eyes are painful"

" Abaghfirullah, sorry Le I forgot my hand was out holding chili" because of panic, Aisyah also pulled her hand Riziq to meet her brother because there was clean water.

" Uni don't be quick to walk, I have difficulty opening his eyes" protested Riziq

" You hold Le"

Ustad Usman and Ustad Soleh were stunned to see Aisyah and Riziq.

" O Allah, I do not understand this lovebirds couple, had been playing with gang, now playing with geredan" said Usman while shaking his head.

" Kaaa please" cried Aisyah.

" You why Aisyah?" ask ustad Soleh.

" My husband's eyes hurt with chili"

" Athaghfirullah, you are there" said Usman while taking water with a dipper, after which Usman immediately pointed the dipper filled with water on his mouth Riziq. Instantly Aisyah immediately brushed him off.

" Why do you want to drink the water to him, the painful eyes are not his mouth" said Aisyah.

" Athaghfirullah I'm sorry Aisha I forgot"

After cleaning his eyes, Riziq, the four of them sat there. Because he felt laper, slowly Usman open the rantang he brought earlier.

" I'm a laper, but you don't ask, because the food is only one portion" said Ustad Usman. Aisyah narrowed her eyes as she stared at the food.

" It seems I know that rantang, but where is it" Aisyah muttered inwardly.

" Waha seems very delicious yes" said Ustad Usman. When Ustad Usman put a mouthful of food it mouth, and little by little he chewed.

"It seems like there's something strange about it" Usman's inner ustad. When he swallowed it suddenly his eyes widened perfectly, Instantly he immediately ran a little away and he vomited because he felt nauseous with the dish that tastes already not good.

" Oo Oo Oo"

" Abaghfirullah I forgot that it was Ira's food, I just ate it and vomited" Aisyah said.

Ustad Usman approached him.

" So this is what cooks the food of the slebor?, it deserves the cuisine is as messy as his brain" said Ustad Usman. Until Aisyah squinted her eyes, fortunately Riziq did not hear.

" But still mending just vomiting vomit is not poisoning, so be grateful"

" I can't imagine how the reaction of the Uldi and Azam ustad are when they eat Zahira's cooking" Aisyah's inner self.