Aisyah's
Tespects

Now Aisha was in the house after bathing Adam and Eve. Adam was on his stomach while Eve was playing her doll. Aisyah looked smiling because her daughter's son was a henchman. Suddenly the phone rang. The name of Nisa who called him, Aisyah immediately shifted the green button.

" The Asalamualaikum"

" Greetings of Ayesha"

" Why are you, morning mornin' call?" ask Aisyah wonder.

" Ka Nisa is positive, the test is two-striped" Nisa said enthusiastically. Aisha was surprised.

" Are Nisa pregnant?, thank God"

Aisyah seemed pleased.

" Thank God, the day of the waiting day is coming. Ka Usman must be really happy ya ka"

" Usman doesn't know about this, he hasn't come home" Nisa said.

" If you know for sure he immediately rolled on the ground because it was so happy" said Aisyah while imagining her brother rolling on the ground.

" Eh ka Nisa hang up first phone ya ka Nisa has not been shopping for lunch. But Aisyah, you keep it a secret first if you are pregnant, let's surprise later" Pinta Nisa.

" Ok ka, once again congratulations ya ka"

" Thank you Ayesha, ka Nisa close yes, asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum"

Aisyah put her phone back on the table.

" If my husband knows you want Usman to have another child, the crowd will tell me to get pregnant again" Aisyah grumbled.

* * * * * *

After school, Zahira walks with Syifa to the dormitory. Suddenly they met the mang Ilham who was grimacing holding heartburn.

" Asalamuaaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum" replied the mang Ilham while holding his stomach.

" Why do you think?, stomach pain?" ask Zahira.

" The stomach of Ilham suddenly heartburn arrived, but Ilham mang was hunting to deliver ketring" replied Ilham mang.

" Where is the Ratna bi Dewi?, tumben mang Ilham anther ketring?" ask Zahira back.

" Aunty and Goddess are busy in the cafeteria" replied Ilham.

" Yes, let me just the anther ketringnya, who does the ketring have?"

" Have Mba Nisa his wife ustad Usman" said mang Ilham.

" Oh have ka Nisa yes, let me just anterine mang there" Zahira volunteered.

" Is it not a hassle?" ask mang Ilham.

" It's okay mang, let me deliver, mang Ilham just go home"

" Well, thank you Ira, I'm sorry to bother you"

Mang Ilham also gave the ketring to Zahira.

"The Inspiration to go home first is no longer strong"

said Mang Ilham rushed away. Suddenly Ilham mang accidentally farted in front of Zahira and Syifa.

Tuuuu.

" I'm sorry Ira, Syifa, mamang keceplosan" said mang Ilham while running.

Zahira and Syifa closed their noses.

" Ilham's fart stinks" Syifa said.

" Hmmm, smell. It seems like I'm the only one who farts like strawberries" Zahira said until Syifa frowned. Then Syifa swiftly put her foot down while holding Zahira's forehead.

" Why are you checking my temperature?" ask Zahira.

" I'm just afraid Ira has an angel's forehead, where there are no farts that smell like strawberries" Syifa said.

" You won't find a fart that smells like strawberries because only I have one. And now you go home because you Ira want to go to Nisa's house first huh, you dare to go home alone?" ask Zahira. Syifa also nodded.

" good"

The Goddess arrived.

" Asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum"

" You guys are home?" ask Goddess.

" It just so happens that there is a Goddess, I want to go to her house ka Nisa first want to nganterin ketring. Ka Dewi anterin Syifa to the dorm first. Asalamualaikum" said Zahira as she passed away to his house Nisa.

" Greetings waalaikum" replied Dewi san Syifa.

" Come on Syifa, I'll take you to the dorm"

"Mom can I ask you something?" syifa.

" What do you want to ask?" said Dewi while confirming her daughter's hijab that was slightly tilted.

" Said Ira, ka Ira's fart is a strawberry, if mother's fart smells what?" ask Syifa curiously. The goddess immediately knitted her forehead.

" Fart ka Ira fragrant strawberry, if the mother farts mahangakak chicken" replied Dewi while inviting Syifa to continue the journey to the dormitory. Syifa stopped her steps until the Goddess stopped her steps.

" Why Syifa?" ask Goddess.

" Mom squat first" pinta Syifa.

Although astonished, the Goddess was crouching before her daughter. Syifa immediately held the forehead of the Goddess.

" Mother's forehead looks like an angel like her forehead to Ira" Syifa said until Dewi scrunched her forehead.

" Hanging out with the old seleborr long Syifa's brain shifted too" grumbled the Goddess in heart.

* * * * *

Arriving Zahira in front of the house Umi Salamah, he immediately knocked on the door.

" Asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum" replied Umi Salamah as she opened the door.

" There's Ira"

" It's umi I want to nganterin ketring order ka Nisa from bi Ratna" said Zahira. Umi Salamah also received the rantang ketring.

" I'll call Nisa in a minute"

" Nis Nisa's order for her arming has come" cried Umi Salamah. Nisa came looking for something.

" Duh tespeknya fell where yes, must have fallen on the way time went to his canteen bi Ratna" Inner Nisa.

" What are you looking for, Nis?" ask umi Salamah.

" It's okay umi, uh ketringnya have come yes, thanks Ira, the money has been loved by bi Ratna when ka Nisa message earlier" said Nisa.

" Yes, yes, I have come home first yes, asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum"

Zahira walks back to the dormitory, arriving at the road he finds his test subject Nisa who fell. Zahira also took a large test.

" This is what?" said Zahira while turning the thing back.

" What is this thermometer device for body temperature measurement?, try akh"

Zahira had put the testpek in his pocket, but he felt difficulty because of his long dress.

" Difficult to put in ketek mah, must be in the mouth"

Zahira also entered half the testpek his mouth, suddenly he felt nauseous.

" Oo Hueeeks"

Zahira vomited.

" The thermometer smells of pee" murmured Zahira. Ustad Usman arrived with Ustad Soleh.

" Asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum"

Instantly Zahira immediately hid the prospect behind his back, but it was too late for Usman to see Zahira hiding something.

" What are you hiding?" ask ustad Usman. Zahira shook her head.

" Liar, I saw you hiding something behind your back" Ustad said.

" Man, you don't bother him" pinta ustad Soleh.

" I'm kepo"

" No, this is mine. In part, said ka Riziq, the person who is going to be gray on his head will grow suddenly" said Zahira kekeh.

" It's very trite of you, indeed you want me to die curious, later who will give you additional tutoring" said Ustad Usman.

" It is it, I love it, but again yes this is mine" Zahira said while giving the test to Usman. When Ustad Usman received the object, his eyes suddenly widened violently.

" Athaghfitullah alazim IRAAAA, this is yours?" ask ustad Usman while raising his voice level.

"It's mine" Zahira said.

Ustad Soleh was also surprised when he saw the two-striped testpect.

" Abaghfirullah alazim Ira, who did this to you? ask ustad Soleh.

" Do what?" zahira asked not to understand.

" Is it Joseph who did this to you?" tanya ustad Usman was firm and fierce.

" Man, you don't suudzon so to Joseph" said Ustad Soleh.

" Why should you take Yusuf's ka?"

" Who did this to you then?, don't you tarnish the good name of the pesantren yes"

Zahira looked frightened especially he did not understand the direction of Usman's talk.

" Man, don't you ask too hard, Ira looks scared"

" But he has tarnished the good name of our pesantren" said Usman a little angry. Zahira looked frightened until her eyes began to look glassy.

"Actually that crazy one who the hell, I what the two of them" inner Zahira.

" Ira I asked who did that to you?" ask Soleh gently so that Zahira does not fear even though he is angry.

" Doing what Ustad Soleh, I really do not understand" said Zahira.

" The one who made you this way" said Oustad Soleh while showing Zahira the prospect.

" Maybe the intention of Soleh is to think of Ilham, it was Ilham who made me come here to find the thermometer" Zahira said.

" Mang Ilham" Zahira replied slightly.

Ustad Usman and ustad Soleh were immediately shocked.

" APAAAA, MANG ILHAM" cried ustad Usman and ustad Soleh.

"Astaghfirullah"

" So the inspiration that makes you two-bodied" grumbled Usman. Zahira immediately frowned.

" Inalilahi, forgive your servant, O Allah"

" When did Mang Ilham split my body in two?" ask Zahira in my heart.

" You take care of Ira, I want to move on to Ilham mang, how dare he touch a little girl who is worthy like his granddaughter" grumbled Usman.

" All call ustad Riziq and ustad Rashid" pinta ustad Soleh.

" Hmmm"

Ustad Soleh invites Zahira to go to the house of Kiyai Husen.

Ustad Usman had walked a bit running towards his canteen bi Ratna, angry and disappointed to see on his face. Arriving there.

" Asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum" replied mang Ilham, Dewi and bi Ratna.

" Mang Ilham you come with me, you have to take responsibility for all your actions" said Ustad Usman with a little emotion making everyone speechless confused.

" Ustad Usman, if you are tired you should rest first" Pinta Dewi.

" I'm not tired Wi, but I'm angry"

" What do I have to be responsible for?" ask mang Ilham.

" Mang Ilham do not have to pretend not to know, mang Ilhamkan who has impregnated Zahira" said Ustad firmly.

" Athaghfirullah alazim" said Bi Ratna, mang Ilham and Dewi.

" What do you mean ustad, why are you accusing me of impregnating Ira?" ask mang Ilham.

" It seems like there is an ustad misunderstanding" said bi Ratna.

" Zahira himself said that it was Ilham who had done that to him"

BRUUGGH.

Instantly the Goddess fainted after hearing the speech of Usman.

"Allahu akbar" bi Ratna immediately approached the Goddess who was lying on the canteen floor.

" Wi, wake up Wi" said bi Ratna while stroking her cheek sniff Dewi. While the mang Ilham just stood while digesting each speech uttered by Usman.

" Wi had time for you to faint in a gripping situation like this" grumbled Usman.

" Ustad, please help Dewi" pinta bi Ratna.

" Bi Ratna don't tell me to hold the Goddess, I really am not strong" Usman said.

" But pity that the Goddess is lying on the floor"

" Bi compress, compress his forehead Dewi pake money" Usman ustad gave the idea. Bi Ratna immediately frowned.

" Come bi, take the money and hold the temple on the forehead of the Goddess"

Bi Ratna rushed to fetch 2,000 money in a can of money storage.

" Pa, why did you become a mannequin like this" said bi Ratna to the mang Ilham who had been silent like a statue. Bi Ratna directly attached the 2,000 money to her forehead Dewi.

" Ko didn't wake up" said bi Ratna.

" Aibi is just a 2,000 note, so Dewi did not wake up, try to stamp the 100,000 note, Dewi must have realized immediately. Usman slowly took 100,000 money from his pocket and immediately stuck it to his forehead. Instantly Dewi woke up and immediately took the money and put it in his pocket.

" It's immediately conscious"

" Mang Ilham come with me" pinta ustad Usman.

" Ustad, there must be something wrong, it is impossible for my husband to impregnate Zahira" said Bi Ratna.

" You guys come along first, we'll musyawarkan"

Ustad Usman, mang Ilham, Dewi and bi Ratna went to his home kiyai Husen. Do not forget to also contact Riziq and Ustad Rashid.

Arriving at his home kiyai Husen, Zahira hugged Umi Salamah while crying.

" Asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum"

Bi Ratna immediately rushed over to Zahira.

" Ira, auntie asked me, did Ilham do that to you?" ask bi Ratna. Zahira nodded. Zahira nodded because he thought bi Ratna asked if the Ilham mang made him come to the house of Umi Salamah to deliver the ketring.

" Athaghfirullah alazim"

Bi Ratna immediately approached the mang Ilham with a million disappointments.

" Egg father same mother, mentang mentang mother can not love offspring, father could impregnate Ira minors" said bi Ratna while crying a mouthful. Then came Riziq, Aisha and Ustad Rashid.

" Asalamualaikum"

" Greetings waalaikum"

Riziq immediately pulled Zahira with annoyance and anger.

" What are you doing, why are you humiliating me like this" Riziq said regretfully.

" Leee, you calm down first" said Aisyah as she let go of Riziq's hand which now gripped Zahira's hand.

" Is this your reply to me, after all I've given you?" asked Riziq in a level 9 tone of voice. Zahira just bengong do not understand.

" Ira, tell me are you pregnant?" ask Aisyah. Zahira just scrunched her forehead.

" No" Zahira replied firmly.

" Don't lie to Ira, you've been wrong to lie anyway" said Usman.

" I'm not really pregnant" Zahira replied.

" But the tests you have are two-striped. And you said it was yours" said Ustad Usman.

" Tespek???"

" Call you Aisyah look at the test?" aisyah Pinta.

" What's a telek?" ask Zahira.

" Pregnancy test, which was meant by ka Usman earlier"

Zahira also showed the tests he found it.

" This one isn't it?" ask Zahira.

Aisyah who saw immediately surprised to see the two-striped testespek.

" Athaghfirullah"

Aisyah directly glanced at Riziq. Riziq was getting angry.

" For the sake of Allah Aisha, mamang did nothing to Zahira" said mang Ilham.

" I found the thermometer on the street" Zahira said.

" THERMOMETER???????" say they are together.

" It's not an Ira thermometer, it's a pregnancy test" Aisyah said. Zahira was surprised.

" But it's not mine I'm just a nemu"

" Then why do you say that mang Ilham did that" said Ustad Soleh.

" I think you asked me why I could find the device, because I finished delivering the ketring in the message ka Nisa from bi Ratna" said Zahira.

" I had an upset stomach, and Ira volunteered to help me deliver the ketring" Ilham added.

" So you're really not pregnant?" ask Riziq.

Zahira shook her head.

" If you're not pregnant, then who's the prospect?" ask ustad Usman.

Nisa is out of the house.

" A lot of guests" said Nisa. When Nisa saw the tests Aisyah held.

" Aisyah did you find the test?" ask Nisa. All speechless.

" It's Nisa's ka?" ask Aisyah.

" It's mine" answered Nisa. Ustad Usman was shocked.

" Are you pregnant with Nis?" ask ustad Usman.

" Yes, I'm sorry I told you so late"

" Alhamdulilah" said all together. Ustad Usman immediately embraced Nisa as well as the Umi Salamah. Everyone congratulated. Riziq hugged Zahira.

" I'm sorry, sister"

Zahira nodded.

" Ira sorry about ustad. You are beautiful"

rayu ustad Usman.

" Now just say beautiful, just nagging" grumbled Zahira. Everyone apologized to Zahira for the misunderstanding.

Bi Ratna approached the Ilham mang.

" Pa sorryin mother yes, mother has misunderstood and accused the father who does not" said bi Ratna.

" It's okay ma'am, dear father and mother" replied Mang Ilham.

" Cieeeeee"

"Inget the same age" teased ustad Usman until Umi Salamah patted his shoulder.

" I'm sorry umi's joking"

" So, from now on you are ready to sleep outside, it seems my cravings are the same as the first cravings" said Nisa.

" Athaghfirullah alazim"

Everyone laughed at Usman.

" Why my fate is always ill-fated when it comes to pregnant women" Usman said.

" Not naas ka but ngenes" replied Aisyah.

" Ha ha ha" Aisyah and ustad Soleh laughed in satisfaction.