ANTIQUE NURSE
Swordsman

Missed giving Kevin the last file he did. Friday was supposed to be his last day of internships. But due to the busyness in the office, the girl had to extend her internship one more day.

Kevin read the file given by Miss. In his heart he recognized the dexterity of longing in doing all his duties. Hardly ever did the girl make a mistake. Kevin's messy job is helped by his ability. It's just the one Kevin can't stand, the mouth that doesn't stop babbling.

“This is your last day of internship?”

“Iya sir.”

“You've started college again?”

“Not sir. Maybe early next month because the campus is still busy with maba.”

“Then can you not be my secretary again one month? Until now I have not received a replacement secretary.”

Longed to pause for a moment to compose the right words. This was the most awaited day for the past two months. Ending his apprenticeship here was his most anticipated thing. His life will return to normal without interference from the refrigerator running.

“Sorry sir, I can't.”

“Why?”

“I want to go home sir. My brother wants to start planting again, so I want to help you abah.”

“Bantuin ngabisin gentong rice abahmu means?”

Longing to take a deep breath filled his lung cavity which was instantly void after hearing Kevin's annoying speech. Although his brother often said that he was the cause of the rice barrel in his house quickly ran out. But still not willing when the taunts came out of the mouth without his boss' filter.

“Bapak actually want to ask for help what would you like to fuss?”

“Who asked for help?”

“So dad asked me to be a gaffer again one month into the future.”

“What do I say please?”

Huufftt.for heaven and earth's sake want it to feel like I'm gagging the mouth of the refrigerator running. Needed but not admitted. Miss looked at this man in front of her with a haughty look then she steadily replied.

“Sorry yes sir I can not and do not want!” Miss immediately turned around the body.

“Oh yes already. Previously if you were willing I would give you a full salary as a secretary plus three meals a day.”

Miss quickly flipped her body then pulled the chair in front of Kevin's desk. Enthusiastically Miss began to respond to her boss's remarks. His hands were criss-crossed on the table, the twinkle of his eyes showing an air of elegance.

“What did you say? Please repeat sir.”

“Ngga no rebroadcast. I'm sure your ears are still clearly heard and your brain is still good at recording what I said earlier.”

“Ish just to repeat what is difficult, stingy anyway.”

“You are a really drama. Ask to be repeated, whether it is a football re-broadcast.”

“Iya. yes. yes sir.”

“Iya what? It is clear by the way.”

“Iya I want to be the secretary of the father for the next month.”

“Good. Tomorrow I won't see you in black and white. Wear the right clothes because you will often accompany me to meet with clients outside.”

“If my work shirt doesn't have a pack. Most clothes for college, it's also mostly jeans. The rest is negligee. Time yes I to the office use negligee hihihi.”

Miss giggling herself imagines herself going to work wearing the national dress of the mothers. It's been imagined Kevin's head will certainly be horned, even on his buttocks may grow a tail. Kevin leaned his back against the back of the chair. His hands were closed with his eyes staring intently at Miss.

“Udah laughs it?”

“Yes has been very sensitive, again PMS yes.”

“Come with me now.”

“Where sir?”

“Ngga need to be noisy. Stay with me!”

“Yes I'm afraid sir if you don't know the purpose. One time father will sell me to happy om-om who has a distended stomach, bald head, short, items, live again.”

“If they have a distended stomach, bald head, short and black, they also think about it if you offer to make it a sugar baby. Small shrimp, bawel, eat a lot, his mouth smells jengkol again.”

Miss gaped hearing all the plagues about her coming out of a creature named Kevin Sanjaya, exactly like the name of the double badminton boy Indonesia. All that Kevin said was true. Except for his mouth that stinks. Because not every day the girl eats food that tastes like beating Padang rendang, for those who like of course.

Not wanting to prolong their argument that Missing knew the edges would definitely not win, the girl chose to follow Kevin who had come out of the workspace and into the elevator.

“Pak, that's your name U. Kevin Sanjaya's. U stands for what?”

“Kepo.”

“U it could be Udin, Umar, Usman. Aah I know, U it stands for Ujang right? Hahahaha... Mr. Kevin who coldly menggeleparin two-door refrigerator turned out his real name Ujang huahahaha..”.

Kevin turned his face to the side. As much as possible, he still showed his cool face. If the girl knows her full name is Ujang Kevin Sanjaya, her pride can be scattered.

All this because midwives who add the word Ujang in front of his name when making a certificate of birth. When he asked his mother's name, before mentioning Kevin Sanjaya's name, Kevin's mother called first Mang Ujang who was their personal driver. As a result, the word Ujang carried over to the birth certificate.

Worse, both of his parents were unaware of this. Because they only focus on the date of birth and their names as parents. They only realized when Kevin graduated from Elementary School. The word Ujang appeared on his elementary school diploma before his name. Kevin's parents did not intend to take care of the name change because they were lazy with bureaucratic affairs. Let's just say the word Ujang is a talisman pinned for his son.

The elevator doors open, blowing Kevin's daydream. He rushes out of the elevator and then to his car parked in the basement. I miss following him from behind. Kevin directs the remote car to the black Pajero and then enters it, followed by Miss.

“Where are we going sir?”

“Stay follow aja use a lot tanya.”

Missed to keep her mouth shut. He then pulled the belt, but the rope was slightly stuck until it was difficult to pull. Several times the girl tried to pull it but failed. Kevin brought his body closer and then pulled the seat belt rope with a single kick.

“Gini could not.”

“Enterrious sir.”

“You eat a lot of food? Time yes everything becomes dirt, not energy.”

Missed to hear it. For a moment they stared at each other without the two realizing the position of their bodies so close. Kevin's hand moved towards Missing's face making the girl hold her breath. With a single pull, he took out the ant that was walking on the girl's temple then returned his body to its original position. Spontaneous miss feeling the part of the face that Kevin touched earlier.

“What's the matter, sir?”

“Cotches.”

“Hah? No way ah, I don't know, good.”

“Keep if not what fleas? Small shape black color is near the hair, the time is dinosaur.”

Longs to feel again the part was touched, then target the skin of his hair. Groping is true if there was a louse that perched in his hair. Kevin gave a thin smile, so thin that the girl did not see him. Kevin's hand moves the gears and then presses the accelerator. Slowly the vehicle left the basement area.

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Miss still do not know where Kevin really went. For the welfare of his brain and heart, he chose to close his mouth tightly even though it felt itchy to ask. The girl followed Kevin into the mall and headed for the department store. He hung out in the section that displayed work clothes for women.

“Now you choose clothes to make to the office.”

“Make me sir? Eh bang, it's not working hours hehehe.”

“Iya, sprawl.”

Missed to look at the row of work clothes displayed neatly in front of him. His hands scratched his head. To be honest, he did not know what to choose. He never bothered about his appearance. The wardrobe is also more filled with jeans and t-shirts or shirts. At a time like this, he needed help.

“For so long,” grumbled Kevin.

“I really don't know bang, it's good that clothes for secretaries are rich what.”

“Jeez you are a woman from a planet where you don't know about fashion. Mouthful food in your brain,” Kevin tapped on the head Missing.

Kevin began looking through the clothes on display, took one blouse and matched it to Miss's body. Keep it that way until he picks five blouses. Then towards the long pants. He took five pieces with three different colors. Adjusted to the color of the blouse he took earlier.

“Nih try it first there. Later if you have tried one stel, get out first. I want to see what fits ngga.”

Missed carrying five clothing stels. Her tiny body had enough trouble carrying the pile of clothes that almost covered her face. He went into one of the locker rooms. Kevin is waiting in front of the dressing room. Five minutes later I missed out. Kevin tried to hold back the laughter of seeing the pants used Miss covered all her legs even the rest can be used mopping the floor.

“It's a good thing that your skin is white, try it black. Short, black, baffled, plenty to eat, life again. Any guy who wants to be with you.”

“Available aja bang To. I'm cute to know.”

“How tall are you? Don't be a meter is also still less than half an inch.”

“Enak! I 150 cm know.”

“One and a half meters aja proud. Fortunately, your body is thin. If fat I give you the nickname Your Swordsman.”

“What is the swordsman?”

“Short and blooming hahahaha..”

Miss snorting, there are just annoying words that come out of Kevin's mouth. The girl went back into the dressing room. Before long she came out without trying all her clothes.

“Cepet really try.”

“Ngga try, same size all.”

“Ayo.”

Kevin pulls up Miss's shirt sleeve, takes the girl to the cashier's desk. After paying for all their groceries out of the department store. Kevin stepped into one of the stores selling clothes from famous designers. His arrival was immediately greeted by the servant who had known him.

“Welcome sir Kevin, can anyone help?”

“I order one pair tuxedo yes.as usual black color.”

“Good sir, any more?”

“Can you please cut this kid's pants?”

Kevin gestured for Miss to give the grocery bag containing the pants to the waiter.

“Can sir. Let mba come with me to measure.”

“So you can find a dress for her 3 pieces.”

“Good sir.”

Missing to the back of the shop and into a room containing five tailors. The waiter said what Kevin asked. One of the seamstresses immediately long-footed miss. The five pants were directly done by five tailors so as not to take too long.

While waiting for the stitching of his pants to be done, the waiter invited Miss to choose a dress that was available. He gave input because Miss did not understand fashion at all. Finally, the waiter chose a blouse with a different model and color.

Finished with the business of clothes, Kevin invites Miss to the supermarket on the lower floor. He had to hurry because there was an appointment for dinner with his family. Kevin pulled a trolley and pushed it down the row of items on display.

“Choose the food you want to make stock in your hostel.”

“Truly bang?”

“Iya.”

“Asik,” quickly misses putting a variety of snacks into a grocery trolley.

“Blood of food aja cepet.”

“I hearder loh pak.”

“Pettings. All you buy for dinner there.”

Kevin pointed towards the corner of the supermarket that provided a variety of ready-to-eat foods. Miss of course nodded vigorously to four five. While busy choosing food, suddenly Missed was surprised by a familiar voice.

“Yes Geezer Rin. Since when did you become a pet om-om? So frustrated lo cut off Hendra to turn the bow?”

Miss looking at the girl in front of him who is holding a friendly hand Hendra, ex-boyfriend Miss. While the girl is a good friend Miss who has the heart to corner herself.

“Ya mending me dong. Look at him physically, he's better than Hendra. Especially in terms of wallets. If the same Hendra lo most bought in ice doger doang. Let's go, let's go. Not a good atmosphere here. There's a sycophant aiming jail kanaya.”

Missed to pull Kevin's hand. Hendra with his girlfriend look annoyed towards Miss. But the girl passed by as if without a burden. Before going to the cashier table, miss taking some ready-to-eat food that she will bring home. Kevin also added bread and fruits to his grocery trolley.

Long widened his eyes, seeing the total price of groceries that contained food all almost reached five hundred thousand rupiah. Kevin took out his debit card to pay for all the groceries.

With quick steps they rushed towards the parking lot. Dinner time is getting worse. Kevin immediately poked the gas out of the mall. This time the goal is to deliver Miss to her boarding house.

“Tadi who?”

“The guy my ex-boyfriend, the girl his girlfriend. They cheated on me behind my back until I finally found out and we broke up,” Missing's face looks sad.

“Why sad? You still like your ex?”

“Ngga. I'm just sad, that girl is my best friend from High School. I approached him before I knew Sekar, Radix and Gurit. But because of guys, he's treacherous. Though if he says he likes Hendra, I will definitely release Hendra for him really, without him having to nikung.”

“Ya nice dong. Means Allah has shown you which people deserve to be your friends, which ones do not.”

“Iya also hell bang.”

Kevin turned his vehicle into an area that provides a lot of boarding places for students or employees. He stopped in front of a green house. Missing to open the seat belt.

“Thank you bang for everything. Make clothes with food.”

“Hmm.”

Missed getting out of the car. Kevin also came down to help the girl lower the grocery bag. The man brought the grocery bag to the front of the boarding terrace. Put all the bags on the chair.

“Kang.. thanks you want to be my secretary for the next month.”

“It's the same bang. Thanks for everything too.”

“That's a snack not to be finished at once, later you really become a swordsman.”

“Yeah bang, I'm not serewog that time.”

“Tomorrow don't forget, eight o'clock is already in the office. We have a morning meeting.”

“Siap boss.”

Missing to put her hands on her forehead like people respecting a flag. Kevin went back to his car. The four-wheeled vehicle passed. I miss lifting all the grocery bags and getting into the house.

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Ciiee**Kevin's voice with Kang Pur has started Deket. Buy work clothes for initially aja bang Ke, later buy clothes for marriage delivery eaa..💃💃💃

Episode this time 2000 more words ya gaaaeesss, special for you guys who miss this couple. Today mamake can only be up 1 yes, my work has not been done😭**

Sorry to wait so long for this episode, the review lamaaaaa.