ANTIQUE NURSE
Auditioning

Abi came out of the room after bi Ita said there were guests looking for him. Arriving in the living room, it was seen that his two best friends were sitting quietly waiting for his arrival. Abi approached and sat on the sofa opposite the two.

“Ngapain lo to here malem-malem?”

“We miss elo Bi.”

“Najong.”

“Sorry.. would you like to make what is Jojo mas the same as Cakra?” bi Ita interrupted their conversation.

“Air white aja bi. Don't be given the delicious tar their addiction dateng mulu here.”

Abi's words immediately got the throw of a sofa cushion from his two friends. Bi Ita giggled amusedly at the interaction of the three. The middle-aged woman rushed to the kitchen to make a drink.

“Bi... tomorrow I am going to J&J Entertainment yes.”

“Lo so manage PH?”

“Iya, papa make it for Anka. He also asked me to manage that company.”

“Good. Beyond all the bad things he's done, he loves the same elo, Jo. Simply you remember the good thing aja, bad memories are thrown away.”

“Iya Bi. If only you could forgive me and bokap. I can't say sorry bokap.”

“Udah-already do not need to melow-mellow. Mending us just playing. We haven't been together for a long time.”

Cakra went straight to the television shelf then took the game console out of it. Jojo and Abi join in. They were busy choosing what game they would play. Bi Ita came to bring drinks and snacks.

“Lo buy new console games?”

“Iya. I deliberately bought three, so we can play together.”

“Light gasskeun.”

Cakra quickly prepared the equipment. Not long after he was swept away in the game. Occasionally there was shouting, swearing or swearing from their mouths. The atmosphere of the middle room became rowdy because of their actions.

Nina awoke from her sleep when she felt the space next to her empty. Abi had accompanied her to sleep but now her husband was not at her side. Nina looked at the clock on the wall, the time already showed at one in the morning. She got out of bed, trying to find her husband.

A rowdy voice instantly greeted his sense of hearing as soon as Nina walked out of the room. He immediately pointed his foot there. Nina looked annoyed at Abi. Her husband is still playing with his two best friends. Even the man was unaware of his presence.

“Mas..” Reprimand Nina.

“Eh.. how to wake up baby?”

“What time is it? Don't play anymore, let's sleep.”

“Bentar darling. You first aja later mas nyulai,” replied Abi with eyes still pointing to the screen in front of him.

“Oh yes have continued to play.”

“Please love.”

“Sleep outside!!”

Nina stomped her feet then passed from the middle room. The surprised Abi immediately stopped the game.

“Eh dear don't dong. Let's go to bed. Woii lase playnya, lo tomorrow want to do the office,” Abi told Jojo.

Without waiting for a response, the man immediately darted after Nina before the wife locked the door. Jojo gawks at seeing Abi looking panicked and passing by. He looked towards Cakra. His best friend was cleaning their equipment.

“Dih... tuh polar bear why turn into marmot?”

“Udah I said she's bucin ama Nina. Some people are married differently. The wife is the most powerful person when married. No proof of Abi. In the office want sadistic, cruel rich how well, fitting in the house missing all fangs.”

“Means that you are also married to Sekar.”

“Ya ngga. Not wrong means.”

Cakra laughed at hearing his own words. Jojo just shook his head. He shuddered a little to imagine himself will be like his two best friends when married later.

Finished cleaning the equipment, Cakra invited Jojo to sleep in the guest room that had been prepared earlier by the Goddess. He immediately threw his body on a king-size mattress, followed by Jojo.

“Marriage time is the same Fahira, the rich Abi is it too?”

“Ngga. Fahira was always funny with Abi after marriage. Boro-boro is friendly, giving no attention. He's no different rich bachelor, nothing takes care of himself.”

“All my fault. If I had not asked Fahira to marry Abi, maybe Abi would not have suffered,” Jojo regretted.

“Surely if you don't tell, Fahira won't marry Abi? Fahira is a cunning woman, without you telling her she will definitely remain married to Abi. Abi that ATM walk for him and will not be released that way. BTW you have actually slept with Fahira?”

“Yes, several times but after he married Abi. In any case, he still wants to seal the marriage contract with Abi, if not, will be kicked directly with Abi. But if making out is often fitting he is still dating Abi.”

“Buseet tuh girl cheap really.”

“Iya, and it turns out he also slept with papa Ronald. He's obsessed with elo, Cak. He was curious to enjoy elo,” Jojo chuckled.

“Najong. Sorry, my virginity is only for neng Sekar.”

“Basic bucin.”

“Biarina. I swear you will be the same girl who is not at all an elo criterion but can make lo klepek-klepek.”

“Kampret lo instead of doain even nyukahin that is not true.”

“Emang I thinkin.”

Cakra took the bolster and turned to look back at Jojo. He hugged the bolster tightly, imagining that the bolster he was hugging was Sekar.

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Three handsome men were already sitting sweetly in the dining room. They were still waiting for Nina who was still in the kitchen. In her first pregnancy, Nina did not experience morning sickness. He also had no problem with the smell of food, only his emotions were unstable. Sometimes angry, sad, happy, everything changes so quickly.

With the help of Dewi, Nina prepared a breakfast menu on the table. Abi pulls the chair and asks Nina to sit down. He could not bear to see the wife continued to move to prepare breakfast which was actually the responsibility of bi Ita.

“Dear baby, you are here. There are already bi Ita same Dewi who ngerjain all.”

“Kok is that anyway? I want to make food for my husband. Do you want to eat my breakfast? Don't like? Not good with my food?”

Nina's eyes are already glazed. Abi became his own club, but that is not the purpose of forbidding Nina to work. Cakra tried to hold back his smile seeing the drama of the old man's candidate. He prefers to send a message with Sekar. Unlike Jojo who only gaping to see the couples debate in front of him.

“Not that, baby. I mean mas, let you not be too tired aja.”

“Just having breakfast doesn't make me tired. Which makes me tired it mas, which if play want to continue.”

Uhuk..

Jojo who was sipping his coffee immediately choked. Cakra moved his eyes away from the phone hearing Nina's vulgar speech.

“Emang Abi, how's Nin doing? Ask to add mulu yes,” Goda Cakra which is immediately replied with a look of horror Abi.

“Then cepet pans, add mulu turns,” timpal Jojo.

“Diem lo on or I sumpel tuh mouth use eggplant.”

“Origin do not eggplant elo aja Bi bhuahahaha.”

Cakra and Jojo chuckled, happy to make his best friend was not warty. But their laughter stopped when they saw the face of Sangar Nina.

“DIEM!!! Eat it real!!”

Cakra and Jojo instantly clenched his mouth. The two began to eat their breakfast without daring to speak again. Abi smilingly looked at his two best friends, his mouth saying the word without the sound of mamvus lo.

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Three consecutive cars stopped in the parking lot of the building in an asymmetrical shape. Out of it came three handsome men. All three were compactly wearing sunglasses that increasingly made their appearance dazzling. In his cool style they entered the seven-story building.

A middle-aged man greeted their arrival cordially. Fandy was a confidant of Ronald who was asked to manage J&J Entertainment until Jojo was ready to take a director position at the production house.

“Welcome sir Jovan,” Fandy shook Jojo's hand.

“Thanks sir Fandy.”

“Mari.”

“Good morning sir Fandy.”

“Pagi. Nirmala, this is Mr. Jovan, starting today Mr. Jovan who will fill the position of main director in this office.”

“Morning of Jovan. Introduce me Nirmala, my secretary and assistant father in this office,” Nirmala extended her hand towards Jojo.

“Jovan, just call Jojo,” Jojo replied to Nirmala's hand.

Nirmala glanced at Abi who was still wearing her sunglasses. He flashed a sweet smile at the future papa but there was no reaction from Abi. Jojo who realized it just smiled thinly.

“What is our agenda today?”

“There are auditions to find the cast of the film that we will work on.”

“Who will audition?”

“Father also pack Fandy.”

“Not that the director should come too huh?”

“Concidentally Mr. Fandy director.”

“Oh so. Mr Fandy don't mind if my two friends audition?”

“Please, more input is better.”

“Good. Introduce this my best friend, Abi is also Cakra.”

Fandy greeted the two men who had just followed Jojo without speaking. Nirmala shakes hands with Cakra and Abi while saying her name. While shaking hands with Abi, the woman deliberately grasped Abi's hand longer.

“You released it or I broke your hand?”

Abi cried when Nirmala could not let go of her hand. Nirmala quickly let go of her grasp. Her face flushed in embarrassment hearing Abi's frontal speech.

“Ma. sorry sir. Please follow me.”

Nirmala rushed towards the elevator followed by the others. The elevator stopped on the 5th floor. There have been many audition participants who are all women. They were amazed to see the handsome trio flashed past their eyes then walked into the audition room. Nirmala invited everyone to sit in their seats. The woman then gave a warning to a man who arranged the audition.

“We audition for what role?” ask Jojo.

“Begini sir Jojo. The film we are working on is horror. Here we are looking for the female lead.”

“What is the title?” sela Abi's.

“Oh My Kunti.”

Cakra and Jojo couldn't help but laugh at the title of the film the director mentioned. Abi picked up a script that contained the script of the film. A synopsis is found on the second page.

“You sure you want to make a gini-rich movie? The story of Maya who became a kunti. Who is interested in the same origin of kunti. No better idea what?”

“But this film already got the main sponsor sir.”

“Bego is the sponsor. Or maybe there is an esek-esek scene in it.”

“Ng.. ngga sir. This horror genre comedy film.”

“Ya has started immediately,” Abi said. Fandy signaled to Nirmala. He immediately allowed the participants to prepare.

“This is whose boss is it anyway? Why take Abi from elo,” whispered Cakra.

“Biarin. Calculate my energy saving,” Jojo chuckles.

The first player enters. A beautiful girl with long hair. He started playing one of the scenes in the script.

“Beauty,” compliment Jojo.

“Beauty me,” sambar Abi.

The second player enters. Her face was not very pretty but had a good body shape. Jojo whistled a little at the body of the audition participant.

“So sexy,” Jojo said.

“Sexian is also my wife especially if again in bed beuuh is second to none.”

“Whispering lo!” pissed Jojo.

One by one the participants showed their acting skills. But there was nothing interesting in Abi's eyes. There was criticism coming out of the man's mouth that made Jojo upset. Fandy also seemed frustrated, the audition this time heavier with the presence of the owner of the mouth bon cabe as one of the assessors.

Towards the end, enter the audition participants who make all eyes wide except Abi. A beautiful woman with a body like a Spanish guitar, wearing a mini press body dress with a low cleavage.

Fandy cleared his throat several times, from where he was sitting he could see the cleavage of the woman in front of him. Abi glanced at Cakra and Jojo who did not blink looked at the woman. He slightly kicked the table shocking the three men beside him.

“Dare you see him, I canceled your wedding,” threatened Abi on Cakra.

Cakra immediately took the script in front of him and then covered his face with the sheet of paper. Jojo couldn't help but laugh.

“What's your name?” ask Fandy.

“Include my name Syakira,” replied the woman in a voice that was deliberately made mend**ah.

“You are here to audition for a movie or sing dangdut?” abi spray.

“Ya audition movie oruh sir,” Syakira blinked her eyes at Abi.

“You know not audition for what role?”

“Know sir, audition for the role of Aissyaaahhh,” back his voice made men*sah.

“Aisyah is kuntilanak in this movie. So what you have to show is not the sound of men**sah but the sound of your laughter that makes people afraid. Try you laughing!”

“Hihihihi..”.

“If you laugh rich it does not make people afraid but make these three people nyari aunt Lux!”

“Bhuahahaha,” Jojo can't hold back his laughter anymore.

Curious chakras try to peek. He shifted a bit of the script in his hand but unfortunately the movement of his hand was read by Abi. The man quickly pushed the script to the point of sticking it to Cakra's face.

“How dare I call Sekar!”

“Bangke lo, oii loose I can't breath this.”

“Ya is enough for when Syakira, please exit.”

Fandy invites Syakira to come out. With a heavy heart the woman came out of the room. But before leaving, he again blinked his eyes towards Abi while advancing his lips like he was kissing.

“Oii!” call Abi.

“Ya maasssshhh.”

“Abis audition directly to the pharmacy keep buying comb*ntrin, rich you wink-winking mishap continues.”

“Bhuahahaha..”

I heard Jojo's laughter again. Syakira's face flushed red withstanding embarrassment then rushed out of the room. Fandy can only pat her forehead. He approached Jojo and whispered softly.

“Other times if audition don't invite Abi.”

“I also don't want to sir, even if paid hundreds of billions. My eyes hurt see the girls style already rich ductile all fur. Where the clothes lack all the ingredients, mending if it is good to see. Jo, I unplug first. Cak, you still want to be here or wait to be picked up Sekar?”

“Iya I'm back now, ngancem mulu lo work. Jo, I'm back yes.”

“Ok thanks bro.”

Jojo raised his hand. Abi and Cakra rushed out of the room. Nirmala smiled towards the two but was not glanced at all by Abi. Cakra also pretends to be busy with her phone. Having an aspiring sister-in-law model Abi is very dangerous, Cakra chose the safe path only.

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