Apocalypse Witch: To the Strongests of an Age of Plenty
Episode 8

Part X

There is a special G21 meeting held here in London. The signs point to a topic related to preventive measures against Threats that have shaken the lives of many, he said, so there is reason to conclude that the Problem Solutions have been called here for more than just meeting security.

The Problem Solutions were very busy, but we managed to get Yukino Arakawa to take the time to talk to us.

“I'm sorry, but I can't give you any information you might expect.”

Is there a link between the main topic of G21 and the presence of Problem Solutions here?

“I was only responsible for the security of the meeting, so I was not even told what the main topic was. Therefore, I cannot answer that question.”

The five of you are like our patron gods, but you are also the pillar of the global infrastructure center. If the condition becomes unstable, will it hinder the service?

"Not to worry. For one thing, I'm not sure what you mean by destabilizing conditions, and what should we fear? Everyone who watches this footage still receives electricity for their home and there is no greater symbol of a solid system. Everyone is under our protection. Don't forget how calming it is."

So, to be sure, you're saying the threat is not approaching this town and there's no need to evacuate?

“I can answer in earnest yes. The appearance of the Threat can be predicted in advance, so if danger signs are detected, information will be released soon and the evacuation of everyone will be a top priority. And even if a complete evacuation was impossible, there was nothing to worry about as long as we were in this region. We will quickly deal with Threats and minimize damage.”

"However, no information about your battle with Threats has been released and some tabloids and online news sites have expressed concern that your success rate in the face of Threats is not as great as we thought."

“Did you deliberately make an inciting statement to see how we responded? Information about Threats was not released because we did not want to spread unnecessary fear and chaos to safe areas. Moreover, our battle methods are meant to be used against Threats, so we do not want knowledge of them to spread and possibly fall into the wrong hands. I imagine some people who make noise about information restrictions are more interested in us than on Threat.”

Also, it was noted that Mother Elicia was not present this time.

"No comments ☆ Mystery is the spice of life. Besides, we're talking about me right now, aren't we?"

A loud bang echoed inside the RV car.

Instead of turning off the TV, someone throws the remote and breaks the LCD screen.

"Omotesandou-san."

"Oh, baby. Really not thinking. Sorry if I surprised you. Hee hee - hee."

Student Council President Omotesandou Kyouka smiled in a way that showed that he had absolutely no regrets for what he had done.

The weather forecast for the night was very wrong.

Or rather, the weather forecast "during a solar eclipse".

Utagai Karuta and Kyouka were in the house car. Amaashi Marika and Aine are off to find food for them. He doubted the two girls would make things difficult, even if they did, they could still solve it on their own. Before the attack by the Problem Solvers, they were Crystal Magicians preparing to battle against the Threats who were indiscriminately wiping out countries, territories, and cities around the world, all over the world, so even with enhanced security during the meeting, the police were not enough to detain the two girls.

They're in London.

Before the introduction of the Crystal Magi, there was no ship as big as their school, and then in the end a large passenger plane that was very enough for an RV to be able to load the baggage of general cargo. The giant ferry plane was often compared to a pack whale.

Of course the enormous size that led to their destruction took years through human hands and resulted in the entire human race relying on the dinosaur Elicia.

The five children were given freedom because no one wanted to question their comfortable lifestyle.

And Karuta was just like them until everything was taken from him.

“So we've been living together for a week. It's really boring, isn't it?”

“Ya, I think so.”

She lives with Marika, Kyouka, and Aine. The small room without a real partition was full of women. He focuses on revenge against the strongest in the world, hiding crystallized teachers and students in a tropical cave, and protecting them from Problem Solver, but without those extremely heavy topics, he felt that he would be overwhelmed by other anxieties.

The President of OSIS laughed softly.

"At last you started to open your view of me? I just hope I don't disappoint you."

"I really don't know much about you. You're too far out of my reach."

"Well, whoa. I don't like it when people build walls to keep us apart. I think I won the election with my promise to keep things relaxed and friendly with everyone."

Maybe it could work in an ordinary school, but they were learning Crystal Magi to fight the Threat that could wipe out an entire city with a million inhabitants overnight. The peak of their hierarchy would be the strongest in the world in the future, so not just anyone could come and talk to them casually. Instead of being referred to as a pervert and getting a slap, the entire earth could be destroyed.

"Boo, boo," Kyouka said with deflated cheeks like a child. "Aah, ahh. I want to befriend Karuta-kun and talk to him even more, but how can I remove the imaginary wall between us?"

"What are you talking about now?"

"Maybe we just need to get to know each other more intimately. Oh, I know. We can take a shower together."

"………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………"

He laughed at the look on his face.

"I'm just kidding."

"I hope so."

"But I feel sweaty, so I want to take a shower. Can you help me, Karuta-kun?"

"Wait, are you kidding me or not!?"

However, he had no choice but to help her here. The RV has been adjusted in various ways, but it is not completely barrier-free.

It is a high-end vehicle with a bed, sofa, stove, refrigerator, microwave oven, washing machine, and dryer, but its bathroom does not meet the standard that Japanese people commonly wear. To save space, there is only a shower area that contains a shower with a size that is no larger than a telephone booth. There is no actual bathtub.

"Heh heh. I made Karuta-kun take me in princess style."

"…"

He tried to empty his mind so as not to focus on the tenderness and warmth in his hands or the scent of his hair as he gently placed his butt on the small floor of a phone-sized room. He was still wearing his uniform at that moment, but he could not help but change his clothes. He was not like a fool who would willingly sleep naked with just a piece of cloth covering him.

"Okay, Karuta-kun, bring me a change of clothes."

"Sure, sure."

"And if I shout, come save me. I'll leave the door unlocked."

"I really don't think you can drown on the floor here."

"Just do it."

He closed the folded door to the side to save space. Rummaging through a girl's belongings is embarrassing, but she has given her permission and she needs a change of clothes or she will be stuck there naked.

(This is the bag, isn't it?)

Given the limited RV space, they each only had one sports bag containing personal items. Kyouka has a sexy and mature appearance, but her bag has a cute pastel color design.

The underwear that folds neatly in it, has a lot of surprising color variations.

"..."

Clear Your Mind, Clear Your Mind!!! he said to himself.

He set aside a thick removable metal disk drive at the top of the bag and grabbed the objects he needed.

(He wants something to sleep on, so that means a great shirt and underwear. Um, this should be used. The top and bottom should have matching colors, right?)

"It's for sleeping, so I don't need a bra."

He jumped up and looked back.

The seductive voice of her upperclassman sounded from the bathroom.

"They're big in some ways, so they make it hard for me to sleep in some ways."

His words made him feel a lot of things, but the bigger problem was how the collapsible door was partially opened. A hand protruded out of it and dropped a blazer, blouse, pleated skirt, and finally stripped underwear.

"Wait, um, Omotesandou-san!?"

"I'm going to take a shower. If I leave it here, they'll be soaked."

He was right, but he was also really teasing her.

With a laugh that was a little too mature to be called ignorant, his hand pulled back inside and the door was pulled shut completely. Finally, he heard the soft sound of running water.

Utagai Karuta focused more to clear his mind.

Uh, ahh. The sexy OSIS chairman was in a bathroom the size of a phone booth, his beautiful ass had to sit on the floor because he couldn't stand, and does he hold a shower hose with one hand to clean himself? Did the warm water flow into her hair and drip into the contours of her body? What is it, what is it, what is it!?

A small explosion occurred in his brain.

And then he heard his voice from behind the collapsible door.

"Dad!"

"?"

"Dad, Karuta-kuun!"

"..."

"wait. Didn't you promise to come save me if I yell?"

"Yes, but it's too fake!!"

"Let's hurry-...hyahn!? (Thud!)"

"Huh? Omotesandou-san's? What'sthat?"

"Turning, back and forth, back and forth, glues, glues, glucos."

"Geeh, seriously?"

He couldn't slip on the soap because he was sitting, so did he slip by sitting with his big ass on it? What miracle. He decided he wanted to reincarnate as soap in his next life. However, a life-threatening crisis is not always something big and dramatic. People can even drown in puddles.

That was why he ran over and grabbed the bathroom door handle.

"We're back! We buy the brand of oil and powder you requested. However, everything is completely in shambles with the collapse of the first generation resource market for iron and aluminum. And my goodness, the food situation in the UK can only be described as dire. I almost fainted while looking around at the supermarket."

"It turns out London has a typical Japanese confectionery store. Their golden powdered Monaka is the best."

The two girls returned with the best time imaginable.

"Hee hee."

And the wet-haired, naughty, laughing girl curled up on the bathroom floor didn't help things.

The resulting chemical reactions are more explosive than thermobaric weapons.

The record for the most dangerous mix in the world was broken that day.