Marrying Two Widows
Pruuut Pruuut

"I won't divorce you until you're dead though" Derry looked at Gista with a sharp look. He doesn't care if his wife suffers. For him Gista just bank his money.

"You cruel Derry hik.hik...hik..." said Gista crying because his heart was hurt by Derry's arbitrary speech and treatment on him.

"I'm cruel and what do you want? are you sorry you married me?"ask Derry.

"I'm sorry why I chose you and left someone nice to me hik..hik.." said Gista expressed all her disappointment and regret.

"Ha....ha.....ha.

Derry stood in front of Gista and grabbed his arm. Gista was surprised to see Gerry was apparently not paralyzed.

"You're not paralyzed Gerry?"ask Gista.

"Crippled? you're the only one I've wanted to fool all these years" Derry said.

"Hik..hik...hik...during this time I survived with you because of my guilt, but I do not want to suffer in vain here anymore" said Gista.

Gista did not expect all this time it turns out Derry had lied to him. He even felt guilty for Derry's paralysis. Gista who was sitting on the floor took Derry's hand from his hand and immediately stood looking at Derry.

"I'm tired...., my patience is up for you Derry, I'm going to sue for divorce" Gista said.

"I'll never divorce you" Derry said.

"I will claim your divorce no matter what it is whether you agree or not" Gista said.

Derry pulled Gista's arm out of the kitchen and into the toilet. Derry locked Gista in that toilet.

"You'll never let go of Gista until I use you after" Derry said, holding the key to the toilet door.

Gista sat in the toilet crying.

"Derry why are you so mean to me? why am I so stupid? you lied to me and kept making me your slave hik...hik.

"How can I get out of this place hik.hik.." said Gista.

Gista kept crying inside that toilet. He regretted being lulled by Derry's sweet appeal until now his life suffered.

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Manda rubbed the luster on her cheek. He woke up from his sleep because his phone was ringing. Manda sees the MMTM app on his phone.

There's a new client for him. Manda immediately woke up and took the fried jengkol on the plate near his room table and ate it.

"Yam.yam..the most delicious wake up snack fried jengkol" said Manda.

"Wah.new client, snapper again. Accept ah" said Manda agreed to solve the problem of his client.

Manda went straight to the kitchen, he saw at the dinner table only a head of salted fish.

"Lumayanlah head of salted fish yesterday is still delicious chocolate with rice yesterday, the fate of living in poverty" said Manda.

Manda took the rice yesterday to his plate.

"The rice is sticky, don't be stale anymore" said Manda.

"No problem, the stomach hurts more than hunger" Manda said.

Manda ate salted fish with rice yesterday. Suddenly, Emak Eni entered the dining room, he saw Manda greedily eating rice yesterday with the head of salted fish.

"What did you eat?"ask Mama Eni.

Manda was surprised when Emak Eni was next to him, Manda's mouth still bit the head of the salted fish in her mouth.

"You eat stale salted fish?"ask Mama Eni.

"Bass? still good Nyak just a little bit asem" said Manda.

"O Allah is a boy, what are your lips? can't it be different, stale?"said Eni's Mother.

"No problem stale Nyak, the sakest.

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"Ouch.......My stomach hurts" said Manda.

"Don't eat it" said Eni's mother.

"Manda said he served Nyak first" said Manda.

"Be careful on the road, be a hero who dies on the battlefield" said Emak Eni.

"Okay Nyak" said Manda.

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"Aw..................................................." Manda said immediately ran to the toilet.

Manda went back and forth to the toilet until his butt was pegel.

"Capek, I don't know how many times I went to the toilet" Manda said.

Eni's mother suddenly appeared in front of Manda already rich ghosts haunting everywhere, Manda alone until shocked.

"Your stomach still hurts?"ask Mama Eni.

"LT........Nyak kirain pocong collect debt" said Manda.

"Enak aja say Enyak pocong nagibil debt" said Emak Eni.

"Nyak suddenly appeared impromptu" said Manda.

"You don't work? It's good not to have money to cook" said Emak Eni.

"Well yes, I have to work Nyak but aw..aw......aw.....aw.

"Udah sumpelin stone if again sitting, the same ngunyah topcar guava leaves" said Emak Eni.

"That's Nyak" said Manda.

"Yes, it is hereditary in our family" said Emak Eni.

"OK deh" said Manda.

Manda finally left for work to meet her new client today. Not bad to get paid 5 million once get a job for this snapper client.

Manda went to the flower garden because his client met in the flower garden. He saw his client already in the garden chair wearing a mask and glasses. Manda approached him immediately.

"Assalamu'alaikum" Manda said.

"Wa'alaikumsaam" Radhitya said.

"May I sit down" said Manda pointing at the chair in front of him.

"Can, sit down" Radhitya said.

Manda immediately sat down beside Radhitya. They started talking to each other.

"Look, the problem that you described during the chat I did not understand" said Manda.

"My problem is confused who wants to marry?"Radhitya.

"The criteria you mentioned are quite strange but there are still species on this earth" said Manda.

"I just want a girl who snores rich frogs, drools every sleep, and the smell of sticky every meet" said Radhitya.

"I think it's me"in Manda.

"Quiet rare species definitely need a tough fight, have you spread the leaflets?"ask Manda.

"Already but the leaflets even make onde-onde wrap, some hanging out in the trash cans even there are streets at times" said Radhitya.

"Means you're maxed out" Manda said.

"Ouch..my stomach hurts again"in Manda.

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Manda directly occupied the small stone that he put in the chair earlier when he wanted to sit down, he also directly chewed the guava leaves.

"You hungry?"ask Radhitya.

"No, I'm snacking on my favorite food.

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"The gas is a lot of well, but it's rare" Radhitya said.

"I own production so it can not be rare" said Manda.

"Unique is also you, like my criterion girl" Radhitya said.

"Yes, this is not how much, usually sa.." said Manda.

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"You are sure to resist the pent-up desire, you should immediately go on a date in the toilet to be safe" Radhitya said.

"No need, I'm a professional" Manda said.

"Ouch..it's hot cold dryness nih"batin Manda.

"You want to faint, it's already shoots" Radhitya said.

"Ooo this.....aw......aw..........aw......my stomach hurt" Manda said.

"We go to the hospital" Radhitya said.

"Tap....aw.....sick" Manda said.