Mr. Perfect & Miss Careless
preparing a phone

"Eh, what are you guys doing anyway?" arvin protest who just came out of the room. Ira and the villa guard blinked their eyes a few times.

"Thank God Mr. Arvin is okay" said Ira while hugging his boss.

"Why me?" asked Arvin confused.

Ira let go of his embrace and grabbed his boss' hand. "Sir, you don't worry that Arga and I are just friends." Arvin was confused to hear the words of his assistant.

"I promise, sir. I will try to love you even though I am not in love with you at this time. So I beg you not to kill yourself" Ira said again.

"Who would kill himself?" asked Arvin he looked at the two people in front of him alternately.

"Don't you just lock yourself up in your room for committing suicide?" it was now the villa guard's turn to ask.

"Butting yourself in the room? Wh who? Me?" asked Arvin confused.

"Sir, I'm sorry that I'm not sensitive to your feelings. But I promise you I will try to love you. So, plis, don't kill yourself!" said Ira. He held Arvin's hand to make sure that no one was hurt by his boss's wrist.

"Sir, Pak Arvin's wrist is not there any incision anyway? Don't you think Mr. Arvin would kill himself by hanging himself? Plis, sir, don't kill yourself that way because you'll look ugly" Ira continued.

"meaning?"

"Sir, usually people who kill themselves by hanging, his eyes will glare, and it will make the face of this handsome Father look ugly. So don't do that, sir."

"It's all right who's trying to kill himself?" arvin said as he shook the hand of Ira who was examining his wrist.

"So you're not trying to kill yourself?" ask Ira to make sure that her boss's words are trustworthy.

"No. Why would I kill myself?"

"Keep why didn't you answer when I knocked on your door?"

"You knocked on my door?"

Ira nodded. "Yes, Sir. Because there is no answer from Mr. Arvin so I think Mr. Arvin committed suicide because I do not feel sensitive to the feelings of the Father."

"So I was talking to my best friend using a headset so I didn't listen when you hit my room door" Arvin explained. "Wait on! You just said that I was going to kill myself because you didn't feel the same way I felt about you?"

"Ira, Ira, what makes you think I'm in love with you?"

"Where do I know, sir. Love cannot be expressed in words."

"Okay, I agree that sometimes love can't be expressed in words. But, if from the deeds can dong."

Ira nodded as she agreed with the words of her boss just now.

"Once again, which of my actions led you to conclude that I fell in love with you?" ask Arvin.

"The work that.... " Ira did not continue his words because after he thought, none of his boss' actions showed that the man had fallen in love with him. "Nothing" he answered later.

"Then how do you think I'm going to kill myself because of you?" asked Arvin while looking at Ira.

"Sorry, sir, I'm just guessing."

"Sorry Neng, what is it? Did anyone commit suicide?" ask the man who has a mustache like a mustache belonging to the husband of a dangdut singer who is famous for his rocking drill.

"Nothing" replied Arvin ketus.

"Well, even though I have ready a hand phone for the suicide victim, who knows lan went viral," complained the villa guard.

"Yes, you committed suicide!" arvin Sahut.

"My life is perfect, sir, I already have a son and a wife. Although not rich, my wealth is also enough to meet the needs of daily eating. So I can't kill myself. If you are less able to owe money at the traveling creditors," replied the villa guard who immediately got a sharp gaze from Arvin.

"I'm sorry, sir. I was wrong here because I misunderstood. Now you can go, thank you for being willing to come with me" said Ira.

"Yes, Neng, I'm back in the post. Later if the father changes his mind to commit suicide, do not forget to tell me yes, Neng, I will borrow a better phone for grumbling." Once again Arvin glared at the father.

"I'm sorry, Neng, sir." The villa's guard was saying goodbye.

"Why are you still here, sir?" asked Arvin when the villa guard had not moved from his place.

"And I have not been given transport money" replied the father. Arvin patted his own eel looking at the ridiculous behavior of Ira and the villa guard.