MY HEART HAS DIJLEB-JLEBIN YOU
BUNKETEER

" … Mr. Denar's time playboy, His? He's Tong Sam Cong's monk."

"Yes I still don't believe it either" Nia replies to Vina. "But malming yesterday I actually saw her walk the same chick. But that girl wasn't the one I saw at the station. Rich is not the girl in the photo either."

"So that means Mr Denar has three girls? I don't accept it." Vina changed her lazy position. "He's sholeh, right?"

Nia nodded. "Udah four days we spied him through Pongpong*, and it turns out his life is very straight. No daylight is not malem his work is only prayer, dzikir same tadarus."

*Mini video recorders are claimed to be able to record anything because it has a see-through feature. Pongpong can also reach the entire room even though only one piece is installed.

"Eat him. Rich time is that three girls? Does he have a DID*?" Vina rolled around on the bed. "The more I don't accept that."

*DID (Dissociative Identity Disorder) is a condition that makes people develop one or more alternate personalities. These alternate personalities are called other personalities, while the original personalities are called core personalities. Each alternate personality has differences in individual traits and ways of thinking. When alternative personalities appear, people with DID will experience amnesia. As a result, they are unaware of the existence of alternative personalities or memories of what was done when the alternative personality took over.

"We've done yuk spies Kak Denar? I feel a great sin. The thing about him being a playboy or not is none of our business, right?"

"Yes too. Could he just again pdkt same many girls because of menggeburu cepet marriage." Vina looked at Nia. "But the mission you want to know about where Mr. Denar first dapet can help pay for your bokap treatment costs, how?"

"Udahin is also. Let me ask you again, Brother Denar."

"Jaudina. So now think about how we got rid of that Pongpong."

Nia sighed. "Ah. I hate to think again."

"Other than me, Him."

"But the problem is now we have to think. Ma–"

Nia deliberately paused her own speech, because she heard a voice from her phone. It was not the sound of a short message, phone call, or instagr*m notification but the voice of a woman who was moaning. Spontaneous Nia was in a hurry to reach her phone that was lying face down on the sidelines of a sleeping pillow. And Nia almost had a heart attack when she saw what Pongpong was currently catching. Vina who was no less surprised even almost salto in bed.

"Anjir."

"That's fair. Maximum anjir. Anjir to the moon and back," said Vina to Nia.

"That's the girl in the photo."

Vina nodded. "Not wrong anymore."

"The girl that I saw malmingan same Kak Denar kemaren is also a model of his hair is rich like that."

"That means fix that chick in the photo, her."

To be honest it does not matter that the woman in the photo that Denar displayed beside his bed or the woman that Denar drove to the train station, he said, what is certain is that Denar is currently fighting with a woman! Crazy one! Tong Sam Cong Monk from Hong Kong! It's totally unexpected. Even seen from the video Denar like he was used to having sex. It turns out Denar is not a sus* person or DID sufferer but rather the bedwetters disguised by the ideal priest!

*Sus is used as an acronym of the English word “suspicious” or “suspect” which means suspicious or suspect. It is a slang word that is also used to say that a person or thing should not be trusted.

Nia and Vina focus on watching the spectacle that Pongpong managed to catch until they did not hear Ushi's call asking them to go down to dinner. Because there was no affirmation from either Nia or Vina, Ushi approached both. Nia and Vina looked surprised as Ushi suddenly entered Nia's room. Unfortunately the shock made Nia's phone fall from her grasp. And even more unlucky, the volume buttons that hit the floor were depressed to a hundred percent. Lothawat!

Aaahhhh aaahhhh

"What do you see the kids again?" asked Ushi with wrathful eyes.

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"Congratulations to ancient man." Ikbal. "All of you are the same friends sehati sesanubari lu that make noodle use stone." Ikbal broke again. "Bego is so anjir. Watching porn but not wearing a headset. No room ngunci anyway" Ikbal passed without stopping his laughter.

"Propathetical. Hadenin humans just don't ladenin meek, Nia."

Nia continued muttering that in her heart, while wearing the school shoes. Since being caught watching porn videos with Vina, Nia's phone was confiscated by Ushi and will only be restored if Ushi's mood has improved. Luckily Nia only got a foreclosure sentence. In contrast to Vina, not only her cellphone was confiscated but her pocket money was cut to only thirty thousand rupiahs left. So ruthless. The average cost of commuting from home to the Exemplary Mainstay alone is twenty-four thousand!

" … I've got the package, yes. So my pocket money is whole. But if you want to practice me snack for a month yaudah I will not hesitate to roast chicken mesen honey same chicken steak every day." Vina.

"There's kating. Girls are girls. If I am anjir ogah. It is a long way to travel on a motorcycle. It could be that he stuck unconscious because he was tired." Vina was back.

Nia was back. "Jaudah if that. Thanks duh. The cave does not feel guilty. I thought you'd be in trouble because of me."

"How could it be because of you anyway. That's both of our missions. Ah, no need to think about it. But Zaim will definitely fire his beard again because he can't connect you."

"hey are. But she must have called Mom or Ikbal first." Nia covered her face. "Duh, ancur already image me if ntar he know alesan hp I seized."

And as Nia and Vina worry, Zaim does fire his beard immediately when he finds out Nia's mobile number is not active. Even Zaim almost canceled his meeting with an important client that day if only Ushi did not send him a message asking him to call while free. Zaim called Ushi six minutes before his meeting with a client who had come all the way from South Korea. Ushi's phone reported that he confiscated Nia's phone for embarrassing reasons.

" … Pantesan at that time I called his son there was no shrinkage. As my samperin turns out he's watching porn with Vina."

Zaim held back the laughter of hearing Ushi's story over the phone.

"Where pinter really again that's his two ngelesnya son. Time he said for education? Who doesn't try emotions? Where said my doctor can no longer be emotional if you do not want to be wrinkled."

"Died to the beauty clinic, didn't you, Mom. Call it the password," Zaim replied to Ushi.

Ushi laughed amusedly. "It could be a potential ghost."

Zaim laughed.

"But, Za. You have to help me, you. This is for Nia's lessons also so that children are not addicted to porn films. The girl. If the guy is very bodo," added Ushi. "Don't make Nia figure out how to cheat on you. Especially until you buyin hp."

"okay, Mum. I'll go straight to the house."

"Yes, that's right, Za. Yaudah, you go on. Must be busy again successful entrepreneurs in these hours. I closed it up."

"Yes, Mom. Thanks for the ngabarin."

"Together, Za."

Zaim's laughter instantly broke when Ushi ended the call. Nisma who was concentrating on revising Zaim's schedule just in case even his cursing release was so surprised. Zaim is suddenly excited, and intends to finish all his schedule today before the bell home from Andalan Teladan High School rings. Somehow when looking at the clouds that have been moody since the morning made Zaim thought to invite Nia on a date at the Peak. It must be nice to drive on a motorbike while hugging each other telling this.

"Eh?"

"Mesen ojol, right?" ask Zaim while thrusting the helmet at Nia.

"Yes anyway. But not a super handsome ojol rich gini."

Zaim laughing. "To the top of yuk? He said there was fog. Keep the monkeys also on down."

"Seriously there's a monkey at the top?" Nia looked happy but immediately threw away her face while making her mind, "Fix urate shame I've broken all. I could even be happy. Surely Zaim already knew my alesan hp was confiscated by Mom so he suddenly picked me up at school."

"Yes." Yeah."

"Huh?"

"You must be thinking macem-macem, right now? The answer is yes." Zaim asks Nia to come closer. "This is trying."

Nia flinching. "Why is that from there?"

"That shame you."

Nia did not answer, only obeying Zaim's orders despite his doubts.

"Don't watch that, honey. It's no use. I was dominant in everything, especially the bed. I won't let you lead. I won't let you up there" Zaim added.

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