Rudi is my Love
RAC 12: Drunk Swordsman From the Coast

*Rudi is My Love (RAC)*

Londo Cafe's. One of the illegal cafes legalized under the protection of “people strong”. The location is in a hidden place, which is behind the Gunung Agung Cinema and protected from the alley road beside the cinema.

However, the location of Londo Cafe has become a public secret, especially on the side of the highway and road alley next to the cinema installed signposts that only reads “Londo”. It can be said that 90% of people know that the sign means Londo Cafe.

One of the few points that made the nightlife famous and often the topic of public jokes, was the prostitutes who all wore blonde hair wigs with various models, and they were not, so like a londo woman who is the interpretation of a Dutch woman. Though all his whores only import from outside the province, not from abroad. Guaranteed no women from within the province, the reason for maintaining the dignity of indigenous women.

Almost one hundred percent of striped customers who come to the cafe are to make out with londo kave women, at least drink while hugging or just a soft toel-toel.

However, there is one new customer who is actually angry if there is a PSK who comes to try to seduce him.

“Go there! Don't comenigh! Beautiful women are all perverted demons!” yells at the handsome youth who is more handsome under the light of the cafe lights that are always dim.

Which hole-seller girl dares to approach if she has to be reviled. Even papi mami aka pimpinanya, also mental.

The young man who only wanted to drink was none other than Rudi Handrak. He became a new customer of the famous cafe.

Since the disaster that befell Vina and her banishment to Jakarta, Rudi became a wild, cranky, irritable youth and as a drunken swordsman who did not know the style of drunk.

Rudi always came alone to Londo Cafe in a condition that was not drunk. It is not Aziz and Sandro who do not want to accompany, but indeed Rudi did not want to be accompanied, especially until the two friends were drunk, although both of them liked to drink a beer as a speck.

Usually, Aziz and Sandro are only in charge of picking up in the middle of the night or at dawn. The most pick up is Aziz, because Sandro more often go down to sea working time from afternoon to morning.

Rudi will start his drunken activities range above nine p.m. He came, booked one table, ordered a beer, then while drinking he would drown enjoying a very tight remix or dangdut koplo.

The women traders pit, pimps, servants to security, until the face of Rudi though he did not know his name. For a week he came and got drunk every night.

As on the eighth night, Rudi was already sitting leaning on the back of his chair with his head tilted to the maximum back while scolding.

“Vina hate me. Five years we've been dating, all your bodies I've kissed, but why I was raped!”

Rudi who unknowingly reveals secrets and also sometimes does not understand what he is saying.

“Fucking cucur nut squared!” meaning while waking his head to stand upright, but he just wanted to fall like a big boy was learning to ride a bike.

However, it was fortunate that he quickly clung to the edge of the table, thus restraining the bell.

“I told you already, don't poke me, fucking cucur nutmeg!” rudi shouted furiously while standing shameless and looked to the right and left with a squint look. He thought something was pushing him so he almost fell.

“Hahahak!” the laughter of a beautiful woman dimpled, strangely she wore a black Muslim hijab and dress with white palazo type coats.

It is strange that a hijab-wearing woman would enter such a brothel. The woman whose real name was Barada was just passing by. He was accompanied by a well-built and muscular man, in a black shirt and with short hair. His pants seemed to show his identity.

The entrance of Barada and her partner became the center of suspicious gazes for everyone. They can guess who the two are. However, as there were no warning alarms from security or cafe management, they were unmoved in their respective positions.

Hearing her being laughed at by a hijab-wearing woman, Rudi became enraged.

“Hei! Hey!” rudi shouted calling the beautiful veiled girl.

However, the veiled woman continued to walk inside the cafe, away from Rudi's desk.

“Don't run, Chameleon Woman! Here is not the work place of women jubaban!” rudi shouted while running staggering trying to chase after Barada.

Apparently, Rudi managed to catch Barada's right arm.

Dak dak!

“Aaak! Oh well, Vina Vina Vina!” rudi screamed while hurriedly holding both of his shins that were hit by a short kick by the tip of Barada's kitten heels.

A number of customers and women selling holes were surprised to see the brief fight. But then the mood returned to normal. The large-bodied cafe security personnel did not act anything to see the brief fight. Previously the cafe security had been told about who Barada and her haircut partner were.

“Fucking chameleon woman! Chameleon nutmeg cucur!” maki Rudi angrily banged on the cafe floor. “Where is my paradise coffee? Where's my paradise coffee?”

Rudi looked around for his drink on his desk, but instead he searched the floor around where he sat bouncing like a lost child.

“Your paradise coffee is on the table, Drunk Swordsman!” shouted a pimp who laughed at Rudi's behavior that was like a daze.

“Hihihi!” the laughter of some beautiful women due to powder and dim light.

Rudi looked around, trying to find his desk. Thankfully, he still recognized his table and bottles of drinks whose pose was irregular.

He then crawled up to reach his seat of greatness.

Rudi continued to drink, to his satisfaction until he was drunk acutely. Along with that, the night continued to dissolve itself.

Until when Rudi was not able to stand perfectly and walk right serong left, plus his babbling and screaming had begun to disturb other visitors or women traders hole, he said, then two security personnel came and dragged him to the exit.

“Eh uh uh! Don't fuckin. You don't know who raped who. I'm a Drunk Swordsman from the Coast!” babble Rudi, but did not try to fight, because indeed he could not rebel.

The two cafe security personnel did not care about Rudi's babbling. They dragged Rudi up to the parking lot and pushed him to hit his own motorbike.

“Asu calabai!” maki Rudi in Bugis which means “anjing banci”. “Do not run you, Asu Calabai!”

Rudi tried to stand up while pointing at the two security personnel who left. However, Rudi fell again. Both of his legs seemed to have no muscles to stand on. Finally he was busy himself trying to stand up. But he always failed and failed again.

Finally, Rudi gave up. He also hugged the front of his bike. Both of his hands he put into the velg hole. He put his lips on his motorcycle tire.

“Vina hate me, I missuu,” he said softly while hugging his motorcycle tire. “Vina hate me, I missuu.”

The sentence he kept saying over and over again tirelessly, as if he wanted to chase a world record.

“Yes Allah, Rudi!” call Sandro who shows up while stopping his motorcycle. He's piggybacking on Aziz.

“Vina hates me, I missuu,” said Rudi increasingly shrewd, as if not heard or realized the presence of two friends.

“Rudi! Rudi, soscious!” call Sandro while flapping Rudi's right cheek.

Aziz removed both hands from the tire.

“Eh uh e, who are you?!” rudi asked in surprise, but resigned when his body was set up and paved. “You Asu Calabai, yes?!”

“Take the motor key in the pants, Ndro!” tell Aziz to Sandro.

Sandro then reached into the pocket of Rudi's jeans. He got Rudi's motorcycle key.

“No hp, Ziz?” ask Sandro.

“Since Rudi splashed in the sea, his phone has been damaged. He hasn't bought hp yet,” Aziz replied.

“Hp new he bought to replace his phone Vina is given to Vina?” asked Sandro who was accompanying Rudi to buy a new phone.

“I don't know that,” replied Aziz. “Udahlah, you helped first raise Rudi to the motor!”

Sandro helps Aziz raise Rudi to the bike. Aziz sat in front of Rudi. Both of Rudi's hands were cupped to Aziz's fat belly, while his head was propped up on his shoulders. Apparently, the two friends of Rudi had prepared a rope to tie Rudi's body together with Aziz's body. It was intended that Rudi did not fall backwards while on a road motorcycle.

Sandro then took Rudi's motorcycle. They also headed home. It was two o'clock at night. (BH)