SPD (Daster Seller Sale)

SPD (Daster Seller Sale)
1. Sizes


The sun feels stinging to the skin. Two traveling clothing salesmen appear to be walking in line in a narrow alley. A large, fully loaded bag hung on their right shoulder. On their arms were hanging their merchandise.


On the other hand, two girls dressed in SMU clothes who were on a motorcycle just entered the same alley with the two traveling clothes salesmen. The two girls seemed to be talking..


"Small-pocket! Petoks! Petok!"


Suddenly a hen ran across the street after a rooster. Right in front of the two students who were shaking hands.


"Akkhc! Fucking chicken!"the two girls screamed for losing balance after avoiding the two chickens...


"Brakk!"


"Akk"


The two SMU students successfully hit two traveling clothing sales people who were in front of them. The two girls' bikes rolled and they fell. But instead of whimpering in pain, the two students even laughed out loud when they saw two sales people who were victims of their collision.


A curly-haired and white-skinned salesman fell on his stomach overwritten by his friend who was wearing a hat. But it was not only their position that made the two schoolgirls laugh out loud. What makes them laugh until they hold the stomach is a salesman who wears a fall hat with a supine position on the body of his friend with a pile of cloth shaped glasses and negligent various colors and models that cover his face.


"Dim, wakeup! I'm not a bed! This pain!"shouted the man who was hit by a man in a hat whose name turned out to be Dimas.


Dimas took a cloth shaped glasses and negligent sales covered his face, then stood with a face that looks upset, but the annoyance painted on his face is not visible because it is covered by a hat he wears.


"Hey! You two! Can you ride on a motorcycle, sich? We've been walking on the sidelines, why are we still bumping into us? Are your eyes so myopic that you can't see us!"the snapping of the irritated Dimas made the two girls who were laughing at him instantly stop laughing. For some reason the voice of the man in front of them sounded so cold and scary compared to the voice of the killer teacher in their school.


"Don't blame us! Blame the chicken! They date until chasing and then cross the road carelessly. I, 'would be shocked and lose balance, '" said the girl named Ayana who was actually a bit shrunken guts to hear the voice of the man in front of her, but pretended to be brave.


"Don't blame the chicken! Chickens have sense! Those of you who have sense should be more careful. Look, nih! Our trade was a mess, "the drag Dimas whose bag was bounced and negligent and the glasses-shaped cloth he had hung on his arm also became a mess.


"Heh, salesman negligee! The underwear dealer! We've been careful, but how do we know if it's a chicken suddenly crossing!"kilah Ayana sewot's.


"Already! It's already! Don't make any more noise! Sorry, Brother Dimas, Bang Toyib! We accidentally hit you. This friend of mine, was shocked because two chickens had crossed suddenly," said Ayana's friend named Wulan. Wulan knew two men they had just hit, as the two men did have a lot of subscriptions in her village, including her mother.


"Oh, his name is Dimas the same Toyib," muttered Ayana,"Bang Toyib did not go home for three fasts, three times Eid, huh?"ayanas asked, laughing at Toyib.


"Well, don't say that!"Wulan commemorates Ayana for feeling bad about Toyib, "Sorry, Bang Toyib! My friend's mouth really likes nyablak," said Wulan.


"Based on a rancid girl has no manners! Your mouth seems to have to be given private lessons to know manners, "toyib was upset. Because, Toyib never went home for three fasts, three times Eid. When the fourth fast he came home, he found his wife cheating on him with another man. Even though he did not go home in time because he wanted to save money to be able to send more money to his son and wife when Lebaran. But he found out that his wife had cheated on him.


"Bang Toyib, Bang Toyib, why don't we go home.. Your son, your son, call your name. Toyib Bag... Ha.ha.ha.ha..."Ayana sang the once famous Bang Toyib song. The girl laughed out loud while holding her stomach.


"Bas based on a girl! I swear you're crazy about traveling clothes sales!"Toyib cussed Ayana for being annoyed with the girl.


"Alright, Yib! She's a crazy girl. Do not need to be served, later the contagion is not sane,"tukas Dimas who also felt annoyed.


"You! Basic chilli-cabean!"indignant Dimas was annoyed because the girl made fun of her work which was a traveling salesman. But giving him the title of SPd which is dlesetkan into Sales Seller Daster makes Dimas grow furious.


"Basic SPd! Sales salesman negligee!"reply Ayana while sticking her tongue out at Dimas.


"Button your shirt! Aren't you ashamed of your chest being seen by men? New to SMU, your size is already 38 B. What if you breastfeed?"dimas said while picking up his big bag containing his sales clothes.


Hearing Dimas discussing her chest, Ayana immediately crossed her hands in front of her chest with a shy face mixed with rage.


"Basic sales pervert! You must be a real man, right! How many girls have you slept with? How disgusting! Sales brash! Bawdy!"ayana with a furious face. The size is 38 B and the size of Wulan 34 A. So what Dimas meant must have been him. But Dimas immediately turned around leaving the two SMU girls with Toyib without caring for the two girls.


While Wulan instead laughed out loud hearing Dimas who guessed the size of Ayana's underwear correctly.


"Kak Dimas's guess was never wrong" Wulan said again laughing.


"What do you mean? Why are you laughing?"ayana asked Wulan who was laughing. The girl looked even more upset.


"You know what, don't you? Brother Dimas was the most sinter guessing the size of the clothes. From outerwear to underwear, she never guessed wrong. He is also the most sintered to choose clothes that match the buyer," said Wulan at length.


"Don't he be a real man! Cook yes, can you guess the size of someone else's clothes, from outerwear to underwear correctly?"ayan felt suspicious.


'He's a good guy. If he's a playboy, he's been courting all these girls and young widows in this village. Many have a crush on Dimas, but none of them can attract his attention" Wulan explained, trying to straighten their fallen motorbike.


"The village girl has a crush on him? Fancied what? Most also pretend to have a crush to get cheap clothes,"sahut Ayana while helping Wulan.


"Not wrong! Brother Dimas is handsome to know! You didn't see his face very clearly because he was wearing a hat. I have a crush on him, too, Ay. But I dare not take him. He is too handsome, not less the same artists abroad and domestically," said Wulan look enthusiastic.


"I became curious, how the salesman's face was negligent," muttered Ayana then chuckled in disbelief that Dimas was handsome.


"I'm sure, you will also have a crush and a puff if you see how handsome the face of Brother Dimas," said Wulan looks very confident.


...🌟"Nobody knows when, where and how we will meet the soul mate God destined for us."🌟...


..."Nana October 17th"...


...🌸❀️🌸...


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To be continued