STEP AWAY! THE ANTAGONIST WANTS TO ESCAPE
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My name is Lu Yunxi. Female, pure, remember that and don't get me wrong just because I don't wear a princess dress. Don't judge book by it's cover.

And of course I have the ideal height for a child of my age who is eighty-five centimeters.

Whahuh? You want to know how much I weigh?

Hm....

I know you want to know how much I weigh, but come on, you've been told that asking someone else for weight is more sensitive than asking how old they are.

As you all know my father is Lu Ming—si an ordinary man. And my mother, of course she is the Goddess who came down from heaven—Ming Yue.

Today I'm being kind, so I'll tell you how old I am today. Today my age is five years less four months two weeks four days seven hours forty three minutes and emanating seconds. You must be wondering how I can say it so precisely, right?

Right enough. Right now I'm bored. That means, you know, being in class with toddlers is boring. Very tedious. I hate every day having to count how many one plus one, everyone knows the answer is TWO!!

Then this morning actually you don't want to go to school but grandpa lied to me, he said at school today there will be for Angpao. But I've been waiting for him for a very long time and the teacher on the podium won't be handing out the red envelopes I'll be waiting for. That's when I started to suspect and secretly check on the internet whether today there is a reason to share angpao because I remember if the teacher is not having a birthday, in addition, Bu Gur also did not give away at his birthday last year, he only handed out a piece of cake and three packs of candy to each of us students.

Ah, that candy tastes so good. I wanted to buy it again but Dad said the candy wasn't sold in the supermarket because the teacher made it himself. I wish that the teacher knew every day so that I could eat good candy every day, but, no. Mom forbade me to eat sweets every day, she only allowed me to eat three every three days so that my teeth would not be broken. Huft...

But I don't mind because what Mom says is always right.

I'm not lying, what I'm saying is there's proof. Let's see, every time Dad and Mom argue, Mom wins. It must be because Mom is smarter than Dad so Mom is always right.

I'm not making this up either because Dad agrees with me.

Don't mind how he's out there, maybe he's the boss but you should always remember that Dad— that guy has no other advantages than his good looks but I'm sure after this he'll be defeated by my brother. So the advantages of Dad are actually nonexistent. He is good at cooking but how are the five-star certified chefs employed in the granda kitchen. Lu Ming lost, KO.

Never mind, I indeed cannot praise Lu Ming because he indeed has nothing to praise.

Another case with Mom, she is a goddess.

Me, Lu Yunxi did not say it just because I was grateful to have been born or because Ming Yue was my mother but because she was the one who saved me from fate becoming a laughingstock because of the name given by Dad!

Imagine if I had Lu Mingyue Junior's name while you guys knew what my parents' names were. You guys are gonna laugh. I laugh when I write it. Not because it's a bad name, but, you know...

Akh has been bouncing around here and there but why the bell back home from school does not ring. The paper is almost full. You just want to go home.

For no other reason than today the younger brother I've been waiting for almost a year will be born and I'm stuck in the classroom with the toddlers and writing boring essays.

I want to be the first person my sister sees.

When I almost fell asleep from boredom, the classroom door was knocked and opened from the outside by the headmaster. I want to put my head back on the table when I see Uncle Bo popping out from behind the headmaster. A lump of sleepiness I lost, I immediately stood up, took my backpack and walked forward to say goodbye to the teacher and say goodbye to the other toddlers, then took Uncle Bo's hand and half dragged him out of the classroom.

I can finally be free, no, I will soon meet my sister!

Lu Yunxi, May 23rd, 20XX