Suddenly Chased by Satan
Fix Kena Sawan
"Where, how?"
"Haw? well, Mr. Fix got a convoy!" I took Karan's hand off my cheek, and I pointed my hand at his eel, and another I stuck the back of the hand onto my own nong-nong jidat.
"No, hot!" i said lirih.
"I'm not sick and what did it do? the sawan? I'm not getting a convulsion" Mr. Karan gave me a hand.
"I'm sure the Father mostly met demons like yes, so strange like this. Hence, sir, istighfar. We're sepaha, uh cousins. Where is the cousin married? don't worry, deh!" I said I would grab the door handle but instead prevented a cousin.
"What is the rule that cousins should not marry?"
"Geez!" I clap my own bidet. This is Mr. Karan again hank what the hell.
"No, it's Dad! there is a bond between us. We're still close relatives, and I don't think that's okay, sir!" I'm obviously slowing down.
No doubt, Mr. Karan is a mature man who 'great wow', both in terms of looks and wallet. Pokokna mah, the dream of all in-laws except fierce and impatient that likes to make people traumatized.
But as completely as possible, I cannot betray the love of Ridho akang who is ingrained. I still hold fast to loyalty.
"Father sing eling, we have a family relationship!"
"Then we don't become brothers,"
"Yes can't beaaaaa Markonaaaaaahhh! uh, I mean, you can't, Fatheraaaaaaak! don't confuse me with this absurd talk, sir. I have a lot of business," I said an important pretender.
"After all, I already have another candidate.." I continued.
He hugged me for a while. I think people just need something real. So there is no wind there is no test or gladek, this cold guy tau-tau ngajak marriage. I know he's lonely, but not with all the things he has, it makes it easy for him to find a companion.
"Married it's not like buying a terasi at the stall next door, sir.." I'm talking a little softly. Mr. Karan diem.
"I think you just misinterpreted our togetherness all along," I said again. This time he nodded. While my eyes look towards the buttons on the side of the car door.
"Sokay know you!" mr. Karan replied, he hugged me tighter.
"I know exactly how I feel" said Mr. Karan. Jeez, because he said he liked it but still not fierce.
Elah, sometimes tell him I'm now me. Very unstable the boss. Patience, Revaaaaaa risks beautiful girls like this. I am too charming to the point that people like rock can be just as charming.
My hand reached for the button on the door and...
Clik.
Door lock open. I let go of cousin's arms quickly
"The next time we talk again, there's obviously something important waiting for me. Hye!" I open the door and get out of the car.
I half ran to find a vehicle that could take me back to the contract.
Thankful that there was one kang ojek wearing an ijo jacket passing by as I waved and walked to the middle.
"Let's go, Mbaaaaak!" yelled at the ojek kang who suddenly.
Ciiiiiit!
"Astagfirlaaaah! Mbaaaaaak what is life like?" kang ojek open half his helmet to be satisfied with my anger. And aing did not care at all, I went straight to the bike.
"Move the way!" I pat the kang ojek's shoulder.
"That's the mama, playing ningkring on my bike. I'd like to take a passenger order at the crossroads!"
"Here is the cancel! I paid 2x! it's a road!" maksa said.
"Truly 2x fold, Ma'am! ojo smack!"
"Patience, Ma'am. Put the helmet on first, let it be safe!" kang ojek nyodorin helmet, new also naro helmet on the head, the brothers of this ijo jacket directly gas the motor!
"Goddessa! who really brought the bike! I want to be annoyed!" i'm yelling.
"Maap, Mbaaak! not intentionally!"
Vangke emang, kang ojek is almost ajek harm the dream woman of men today. Sat set sat set, the kang ojek selap-skid vehicle in front of him, it was also me who told. Because I was afraid, Ridho hunted dateng and he knew I was not in contract. Could fail the total plan to his village Karla.
After passing through the winding road, I finally arrived at the destination. And the moment I came down, coinciding with Ridho coming from behind me.
"Where?"
"Ehm," I'm confused as to what to answer.
"Dho, payin' his brother, Dong! my money's in the dalem, I'm changing!"
Ridho frowned in wonder, and just as he was pouring out fifty thousand I spattered nyerocos.
"Add another 50, Dho!"
"That's much? where the hell are you going?" ask Ridho.
"Ehmmmm.." I scratched my head.
"A really expensive one, Bang? where did he come from?" Ridho nanya same brother ojek.
I snatch Ridho wallet and take money 50 thousands and immediately money in the hands of Ridho for me to love to his brother ojeknya, itung-itung latian so wife. Husband's money is wife's money, wife's money is still wife's money, right.
"Thank you, Ma'am!" brother ojek immediately leave after the money is received and entered into the bag.
I put my wallet in the hands of the original owner.
"You haven't answered my question, Va. Where are you finished?" ask Ridho.
"Oh, just go for a walk..."
"Ehm, are we leaving now? I'll get ready!" I may mledgos ninggalin Ridho, afraid of being asked about macems. I don't have a talent for lying.
"Wait a minute..." Ridho narik my hand.
"Chat in dalem aja, it's hot. Skincare again expensive, ntar I gosong, Dho.." I took Ridho to the dalem, as if I had a few seconds to think the right alesan where I went earlier.
Ridho came in from behind, I knew he must have smelled some strange gurgles. But I pretended I didn't know.
After arriving inside, I nod a question to Ridho about our blessings today. That made him forget this thing was the same as me.
"So you don't get a car?" I'm serious.
"Yes, you know the Fikri said his car again ngadat, can not make a long trip." said Ridho.
"Who else can you help?"
Ridho shook his head as the answer.
I'm the same gregetan Ridho. There is no way we can go there using false knowledge or riding a kayak in colossal films.
"Keep we ride what's the impression, Dho?"
"Bus!" Ridho nyodorin two bus tickets that he came out of his jeans pocket and gave the paper away
"We leave tonight" he continued.
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