The Level 999 Sword Master
Chapter 06: Service In the Guild

Forget about fighting the demon lord, just by fighting slime alone was already at the level of the last boss.

I am indeed level 999 but I definitely do not want to do troublesome things like save the world, especially when people suddenly think that they will use me for their own benefit, this always happens in the corporate environment.

Because you're an expert you can overtime at any time.

Upon returning to the guild I thought of many things until my head let out smoke. If these two people get stronger it's not strange that one day I can drink tea in battle.

"Oi, new boy are you okay, your head?"

"Just ignore it, if I'm thinking hard like this."

"If you continue like this your head will be bald."

"That's something that can't happen."

Everyone must be wondering why I who want to live a relaxed life even do this, the answer is simple because thanks to this goddess I can be free from the previous world filled with corporate hierarchy. Even though I am like this, I am still the one who knows how to return the favor.

While I was thinking, the two fools I knew were eating their food.

"It's so good Noa."

"Hmm. let alone this free."

The shameless man who happily holes his friend's purse. I did treat them to comfort those who have been harassed by Slime but not like this too.

They order luxury food with many portions, whether you are Hulk or so who have a large body.

I didn't think it out.

"Sir, are you ready to order?" a servant came to ask. They really don't let someone sit down without ordering food.

"I ordered half the price."

"Good."

If I order what these two guys are doing I can sleep in the cardboard later. A few moments later the waiter came with my order.

"What's this?"

"What's up, sir?"

"You gave me half a plate with half the food on it and also the glass of water and half even no water."

The waiter's face looked upset.

"You ordered half-price food, didn't you?"

I nodded in agreement.

"So the food is half, is something wrong?"

"Rubble."

I was beaten by a servant.

"Make sure you pay for all the food, stingy sir."

"Okay, I'm sorry."

"The servants here are all former adventurers, I'm amazed you dared to say that to her," that's what Alice said while Noa was still chewing and said after swallowing her.

"You're Melvin's rotten man, you really want to hit women."

"I embrace the principle of gender equality, whether men or women I won't hold back, I'll kick their ass."

"Uwah.he is indeed rotten," Alice added.

I proceeded to discuss the most important matter for this party.

"Alice why is it that when you swing your sword you can't hit the enemy?"

"I get nervous every time I swing a sword, I always think if I'm going to hit it or not so the result is like that."

"Yos, you failed to become a swordsman."

"What?"

His face should not be mocked.

I turned towards Noa and shook my head.

"Oi, say something fucking."

His strength was no better with potions.

But I think I have a good idea.

On the crowded street Alice held my feet while whining.

"What are you doing Melvin, don't sell my sword."

"Stop, stop crying. You're not cut out to be a swordsman I'll buy you a better weapon so please get up."

"No, no, the sword is my friend I don't let you do it, I always shower with it, eat with it and also exercise with it, sometimes I wear a dress for her too."

"You're crazy" I shouted.

Noa who stood next to me did not care at all, even until now I doubted that she was a goddess.

"You said something cake."

"I don't want to get involved."

Everyone's eyes were piercing towards me.

"He's a guy who likes to smear girls with his slime."

"Ah that one."

Noa shouted to calm the situation.

"Melvin didn't just do that he also often pretended to flick my skirt and said sorry unintentionally when he enjoyed it haha."

I'll bury this goddess later.