The Weakest Undefeated
Arc 1, We : Me & Friends

5 Minutes later, then,

The door opened again with Vista focused on typing something into his seat, before I could ask he had raised his face from the phone and waved at the door

the class towards the girl who peeked at him timidly returned a hand wave with a small wave along with her sweet smile.

Vista :”See you on Sunday ya.” Yells

The girl gave a small nod and immediately left with her red face while skipping around, Vista put his phone down and saw a small chat in the contact he just added.

Dating on sunday?

And when I saw the name of the contact, I was no longer surprised,

[Number 8], gudluking dog......

Vista :”Dh? Now it's the cave's turn. Truth or-Woy coeg you why?!” Vista stopped when he realized his phone had switched to me.

Dion :”This was that girl? Number 8? Brutal very you, give me the name napa.”

Vista :”Iyak-iyak baffle *Vista snatch his phone\, after changing the name of his contact he showed me*Nohlai?! Dah satisfied?”

Dion :”Nirva?...... isn't that your former name?”

Vista :”sorry-sorry\, typo aj\, *He retyped*nih already. Satisfied right?”

Dion :”Adi? Adi tuh the name of the guy, anyways is sitting in the room lo.” We both looked at Adi who had come and sat right behind Vista.

Adi :”Eh? Why see the cave?”

We went back to the original topic, too,

Vista :”That's important too.” Vista stuffed his phone into his pants pocket and while pulling his hand out an envelope fell onto the floor.

Dion :”Anaan?”

Vista took it immediately and explained it so proudly.

Vista :”Don't envy ya! It's a gift from the cave for the 3 year anniversary of the cave's dearest boyfriend tomorrow\, jeng-jeng..... *Vista pulls out the bright shining object from the envelope*A limited edition stamp that has not been produced again\, it is said that in this world only 10 seeds left!”

Dion :”Maap-maap nih ya, not g cave g appreciate your intentions, but instead of the pranko likes it just former lo si Nirva doang?”

Vista instantly petrified and paled,

Dion :*Handling to his eyes* “woooiiii.... Healthy??”

Suddenly, tears appeared on the side of his eyes that began to glaze over, and,

Vista :”G-Gi-Gimana dong?!”

Dion :”Gpp, please tell him he will-“

Vista :”Saw 3 months cave, coeg!”

Dion :”What a stamp so much, an idiot!”

Vista grasped both of my hands quickly and looked at me with glowing eyes.

Vista :”It's good that the cave has a kind friend and always help fit the cave of distress.”

From the atmosphere and direction of the flow of this conversation did not take 3 seconds for my brain to understand where the end of this conversation.

Dion :”Have! Be surprised! Wouldn't cave pinjemin money to you!”

Vista :”Please, the cave should be able to survive until Christmas. Your time will be with your own friends..”

Dion :”Fuck! Bodo is just like you!”

Vista :”Come, Bro. so let the cave help you.”

Dion :”Eh, jerk, what's the problem?”

Vista :”Yes where the cave knows, right you blom the story from earlier.”

Quiet for a moment, no matter what his nature, is not he the most suitable person to help the cave?! This mighty playboy must have a secret technique to shake the hearts of the females, right?

Dion :”Ok, Deal!”

Because there was no point in covering it up I ended up telling you everything that happened this morning and the problems that I was facing with the promise that I would pay it as much as when the problem was over, but still I give a down payment to motivate him or else I will just be played again.

Dion :”So that's the story,Vis.”

Vista :”Hmmm.....10 days yes.”.

Vista thought hard and then glanced around looking at the remaining students in the class.

Dion :”Come on, Lu's got 8 girlfriends, The Temperature. Must have tips and tricks for cave pdkt to,Artia.”

Vista :”Oh?! It seems that my best friend is interested in entering the ninja path to become a good and true playboy also finally?”

Dion :”Ngaco!”

Vista laughed out loud as he patted my shoulder hard,

Vista :”Handering\, Gua dah know Lu 6 years and over\, let alone be a playboy *Vista looking at the ceiling as if remembering the past and suddenly laughing out loud* Buahahahahaha!”

Dion :”Why laugh?!”

Vista :”Have! Be surprised! But.......Buahahahaha....” Vista laughed out loud to tears while hitting the table.

Vista :”So remember fitting SMP dlu.”

[When SMP is meant Vista]

Dion once loved a girl, it was his first love. Without knowing the good and correct PDKT measures that are in accordance with SNI procedures Dion said things that are beyond human reason to the girl innocently.

“I like glasses girl.” Dion said to the girl who was his first love.

Since then, the girl has never been seen wearing glasses.

[Former from flashback]

Dion :”G need to talk about the past! It used to be a cupu fitting cave, short, glasses boy there is cool.”

Vista :”Prasaan now also g make a difference. Still short, cupu and wearing kacama-forget it, if the tips and tricks of the cave anyway Lu should be able to blend with the topic of discussion of women, if you want to, like what they like so you will have room to get into them, therefore the cave advises you this!”

Vista slammed a weekly women's magazine on the table.

Dion :”Where did you get out of the magazine?” I asked while looking at Vista who did not bring anything even his bag.

Vista :”This saranin cave!” point Vista towards the best-selling and hot chapter of the novel this week trying to shift my question.

Dion :”Well, what are the benefits of their favorite novel?”

*Plak!*

Vista slapped me so hard that it made me fall out of my chair, before I digest what I made Vista pull my uniform collar and scream.

Vista :”GOBLOK!”

Dion :”Haaaaaaah?!”

Vista pushed me back into the chair and began to speak regardless of all the sight of the disciple staring at us both.

Vista :”Novel! The romance! If this content is in demand among women there must be one answer, AND WHAT IS IT, CADET?!”  he pointed his index finger at me,

Dion :”Because of interesting?”

*Plak!*

He slapped me again without warning,

Vista :”True! But not only that, novels are fictional worlds filled with a wide variety of forms and endless possibilities, there are countless novels in the world but only a few that are in great demand, attractive cover? Cheap price? Interesting plot? WASN'T! Before all that there was one thing that made the novel a bestseller among women, and it was the ideal male character they craved! Therefore you have to read popular novels, learn the characters of the dream of women and become the man. Realize the women's dreams with your sinful hands! That way no woman can escape from your grasp.” Vista proudly set one of his feet on the table and nodded his right hand.

Suddenly the sound of cheers throughout the class,

“WOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH.............SUHUUUUUUUUU” All the men in the class swarm Vista and lift it up while the women look at it in amazement.

Dion :”Oke if it's a cave understand, only one cave failed to understand, earlier what did you slap the cave if the cave answer was real?” when I saw Vista he was already drowning in the midst of his followers until my voice did not reach him.

Novel yes…..

After school, after school,

I bought an entire novel that was on the rise at the bookstore and took it home. Recommendation novels, Up-and-coming novels, Favorite novels of the year, last month, novels filled with the most famous characters among women, Romance novels with women writers, and, I bought everything without waste to make my wallet skinny dry, when I came to the cashier table, the cashier stared at my cheek which formed a slap carving reddened.

Mas Cashier:"That-"

Cut me up while holding back emotions: "G try it."

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Dion :”Sip!” with satisfaction I look at my bed that is covered by a pile of novels and all the covers of the novels are pictures of men-cowo, some are macho, bare-chested and of course sure and none other than gudluking.

Dion :”Tisu, Ready... just in case because he said there is a novel whose story is sad for a 4-year-old girl mental kayak cave mandatory nih tissue, wipes, eucalyptus oil is ready to take care of the clo such as later drowsiness can be smeared under the eyes. Okay cave preparation dh top markotop, gas marathon novel!”

*Tok-Tok*

The door of the room opened and it was seen that Paula came carrying snacks.

Brother Paula:”Dion's sister makein kam-“

*Shelf!*

Instantly, Paula stopped her steps, her words and expression as she looked at the pile of naked and handsome picture books on my bed, and also seeing the tissue with the eucalyptus oil bottle, he unwittingly dropped the tray filled by the pile of cakes onto the floor.

Paula's sister was motionless as if she had been struck by the sky lightning that clouded her beyond 5 hours without a rainbow, suddenly she clapped both of her cheeks firmly trying to wake up and approached me.

Brother Paula :”If there is a problem any story to your sister is yes who knows brother can help. Brother g is too confident but brother will try his best to help your problems kok.” He said as he rubbed my head with his tears in his eyes.

Dion :”Lah? Brother Paula said what the hell?”

Before I got an answer from Paula, Rendi came because she heard Paula's voice crying in my room,

Brother Rendi :”Paula?! There ap-”

Brother Paula pointed towards the stack of novels on my bed with the cover of the bare-chested macho men, immediately Kak Rendi fell silent and took 2 steps back.

Brother Rendi :”Wah, if his business is like gini...”.

Dion :”Kak Ren?”

Rendi walked backwards one after another until she finally left the room.

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Meanwhile on the same night, in front of the door minimarket.

Vista stretched his legs after finishing his shift, when he saw a used drinking can underneath.

Vista :”Dasar g tau custom people.” He picked up the weighted can and took it to the trash right next to him.

Before he put it in he looked right and left, and when he saw no one around.

*gulp...Gulp....Gulp*

he gulped down the rest of the drink in the can and threw it straight into the trash.

He stopped after turning around, cold sweat pouring from his face when he saw what was in front of him.

Adi :”.....” Adi stared at Vista from across the street without blinking and flat expression, without saying anything he immediately continued his journey.