Zaenab And Zaki
JOmblo BUluK: Ucok & Bambang

Ucok and Bambang wake up early and leave Zaki who is still asleep next to Zaenab's bed. They try to get out of the room slowly without Zaki's knowledge.

"Cok...where are we going now?"ask Bambang.

"Gue doesn't know either, Bang... Mending us breakfast first at the ketoprak. I'm so hungry Bang!"Ucok.

"Ok Chocolate!"answer Bambang briefly.

Finally they went to the ketoprak who was holding up at the end of the hospital. They ate voraciously and consumed the ketoprak in seconds.

"Astagfirulloh.mas-mas eat kok kayak in pursuit of demons. Slow down, mas!"said the ketoprak while shaking his head.

"No problem for me bang! Want to be chased by the cake demon or pursued by an important transvestite I have to save my stomach that is rumbling." replied Ucok.

"The basis of young people today is more important stomach rumbling than the ethics of eating." said ketoprak.

"That's you bang! By the way, all ethics! My high school brother doesn't teach us ethics!"said Ucok ketus.

"Hush! Chocolate should not be so the same parents, I'll just know the taste of you!"bambang said.

"Alah.got I will be the same quality of a hick and unscientific like him, Bang!"

"Hush! Watch your words, Cok! Be careful the angels on the right and left record your words!"Bambang advises Ucok.

"Tuh deck.. horrified his wise friend! I'll meet my beautiful and smart daughter...He's coming soon." said the ketoprak.

"Thank you sir. I am happy to accept the offer of the father." said Bambang while smiling.

"It's you, man! Most of his sons this father is also a village like him. It can't be beautiful, his father is like this. You'll be sorry..!"bambang.

"Don't listen to your friend's deck... He's just jealous because I want to introduce my son to adek." said the ketoprak with a soft look Ucok.

"Well.that's my son!"said the ketoprak while pointing at a beautiful girl who was crossing towards the ketoprak cart.

The girl approached the ketoprak cart. He kissed the right hand of the ketoprak man and said his greetings.

"Assalammualaikum, dad. Bring breakfast for your father. Coincidentally, Tini cooked at home. There is the same gudeg tofu and tempe bacem for the father." said Tini, the father of the ketoprak.

"Vaalaikumsalam,mrndok. Thank God, you always know the favorite food of Mr. Ndok... Thank you very much." said the father of the ketoprak.

"Surely tau donk sir... Are you busy again? Tini helpin yes.."tini said.

"Do not need to dok.kamu already beautiful and tidy. After all the buyers are only two, you can still do it yourself..."

"Ooh..."Tini glanced at Bambang and Ucok who were amazed by Tini's beautiful face.

"Bang.bang.cantik also his son ketoprak. I didn't think it was me, his father was so cute but his son was crystal clear. It's like her son a successful career woman.the evidence is good clothes and branded bro... I'm pacarin and porotin money. Besides, there are those who reject Ucok the king of the coal.." said Ucok to Bambang while bragging.

Bambang who heard Ucok's speech just kept silent and still looked at Tini's charming face. Accidentally, the ketoprak man heard Ucok's words. He immediately glared at Ucok while carrying a knife.

"What does my son want to do with my son?? I don't want my son to be close to a sombre party whose future is bleak and who has no manners!"said the ketoprak.

"Eh.dwg! Don't just talk! I am a bachelor of economics, have passed the trial and soon graduation. It's nice to say my future is bleak!"say emotional scolding.

Ucok immediately stood up from the chair he was sitting on and slammed the ketoprak plate onto the small table that was on the ketoprak cart. Seeing Ucok riding apitam, Bambang stood up and calmed his friend. He held the hand of Ucok who wanted to beat the father of ketoprak.

"I don't care! Morning or night, I immediately libas the person who has trampled my self-esteem!"answer Ucok.

"Hey old man! I admit that your son is beautiful and sweet. But I'm sorry I'm not interested in your son. Lazy too I have in-laws a ketoprak and a humiliating handyman like you!"said Ucok to the father of the ketoprak.

"Again, I'm a child of batak there's no way I'm married to a woman outside my tribe!"connect Ucok.

Mr. ketoprak more and more emotion to hear all the words Ucok. Tini tried to calm his father by stroking his father's chest while whispering the istigfar reading in his ear.

"Istigfar sir. Let us not pour out our anger on others, whom we will ignite. Remember sir.angry, emotion and hate it's his friend the devil. You also have to remember, you have to take care of your heart health." Tini said to his father.

Mr. ketoprak immediately relaxes his tense muscles because of emotions. He instantly dropped a knife into the asphalt of the street and called out the istigfar many times.

"Astagfirulloh.astagfirulloh...O Allah.forgive me.forgive me the servant who heard the whisper of the damned devil. Astagfirulloh.astagfirulloh.astagfirulloh.." said the ketoprak.

"Alhamdulillah." shouted Tini and Bambang who felt relieved by the easing of the father's emotions.

Tini and Bambang looked at each other and smiled shyly.

"Woi shucks! He's not fighting for friends even look at girls! Basic Jobuk you, Bang!"said Ucok annoyed.

"That's what else is a job, Cok?"ask Bambang curious.

"Joblo BUluK!"ucok sewot.

"Old father.You should take care of your health. There's no need for you to insult me and make me emotional!"Ucok.

Bambang who heard Ucok's words only shook his head and stroked his chest many times.

"Cok.cok..sampeyan this is really a stone head. Cape I'm friends with you."

"What's this?"said a man standing behind Ucok and Bambang.

Bambang, Ucok, Tini and his father saw the man. It turned out that the man's voice was a hospital security officer.

"This is sir.mas this one wants to mess with my beautiful son." said the father of the ketoprak while hugging his son.

"Well...! Want to fuck around how? I just intend not to be done yet. Fuck you old man!"say Ucok add emotion.

"Already...already! You two come with me to the security post. Come fast!"said Mr. Satpam while pulling Ucok's arm.

Ucok and Bambang looked at each other. When the security guard turned around, Bambang took the first start to escape while Ucok bit the hand of the security guard and ran fast after Bambang.

"Aaaakkkhhh.saaakiittt!"shouted the security guard while enduring the pain of the bite in his hand.

"Hey.you guys! Pay for the corps first!"shouted the ketoprak.

Bambang and Ucok disappeared from the sight of the two people. The security guard went to the hospital to treat the bite wound that Ucok left. While the father of the ketoprak can only complain because in the morning he was already unlucky.

"Aduuhhhh ndok.uang could not because of the same emotions of the young man." complained the father of the ketoprak.

"Yasudah sir. Take a lesson from this incident, sir. That emotions do not bring good to us will bring harm." said Tini advised his father.

"Yes donk..the father of Khilaf!"said the ketoprak.