
"Who are you?!" snapped at Bu Decy with a crimson face, glaring down at the very corner bench, the South seat.
"My mother's son," he replied as he opened the snack and ate it without the slightest fear.
"Lice kupret! Your pubic nerves are still connected, right?" asked Luke a little South.
"Released, how do you put up," replied the South with his silly answer still while eating a snack in the mouth.
Bu Decy approached the South with a look of wrath, unfortunately when the lioness was raging and his food even snacked micin.
The teacher noticed the name on the Southern shirt and looked at the rancid boetjah who was sitting like a virgin girl with her legs crossed tightly.
"South! You get out of here, until the next two weeks you I'm making a ditch!" threaten Miss Decy seriously.
"Don't be angry that dong buk, ntar if the mother is wrinkled even not to the husband." His words succeeded in making Bu Decy silent because the teacher has been almost 27 years of being single and has not met a mate.
"Later if mom belom married also come to my house buk, ahem."
South is good at playing women's feelings, for example now. Bu Decy even persimmon itself because it is wooed saucy.
"Don't be made to skip buk, plis." pinta Selatan pleaded, making the teacher could not bear to see his face.
Bu Decy did not answer, just kept quiet and went back to the front of the class explaining the material.
The bell reads, Mrs Decy prepares to leave the classroom but the South blocks the teacher's path.
"Dear mother today," said South offset her footsteps with the beautiful teacher.
"Don't caper, I don't like it" replied Ms. Decy growled. Today there are children who want to perecokin him, enough mama alone who bacot a lot about marriage.
The South quietly put the toy lizard in the bag Bu Decy zipper slightly open then with a sad pretentious face he said,
"Jaudah deh bu, but if the mother's soul mate still does not meet I can be the mistress of the mother, heheh," said South only for pleasantries that are already stale. He retreated a little backward but someone clenched his head to make him look in annoyance.
"Briel?" shocked South and the girl took him to the administrative room to borrow a toa on the grounds of citing funds for victims of natural disasters in Palu and surrounding areas. Mr. Azhar as the business management teacher of mangosteen-manggut ajeb then comply with the request of the two students who he considered very volunteer and polite.
The south develops a smile.
Quickly south towards the cafeteria while carrying a toa, he shouted making all the attention on him.
"HEYOU GANGS! YOU GUYS WANT DANGDUTAN? KUYY I PLAY THE SONG!!" south screams filled the entire canteen making the girl students look at her cute, this is the new guy GGS.
Bengklek handsome gang.
South play the song on his phone with the title 'jaran shake' makes deaf ears people and sometimes entertaining because see South joggednya eel got stunted.
The eagle came and took over the South-held toa. He was not alone, coming with Mr. Azhar whose face was wrathful. The South is confused about who to ask for help, because the one who invited him was alias Gabriel already ngibrit do not know where.
Must he ask Nurrani for help? Ah at most he ngedate with Iqbalya, ask prayer ajalah.
"Ajarin dong sir," South Nyante reply, Gabriel came while collecting donations lined with younger siblings, not asking for donations, rather malak.
"The funding is already, now the money is to be donated to victims of natural disasters in Palu," said Gabriel soft-spoken and can be heard by Mr. Azhar.
Mr. Azhar stared intently at the Eagle, asking for an explanation but the Eagle was silent without knowing what to answer.
"This is sir.." The South began to understand Gabriel's plan and continued,
"I'm the same Gabriel wants to ask for donations by entertaining them, if they are entertained they certainly do not hesitate to contribute their pocket money. Really, Sir?"
Checkmate!
Now that the Eagle was cornered, Mr. Azhar nodded his head in assent to Southern speech while thinking, South and Gabriel are exemplary disciples.
"You should support their efforts, not accuse them of troublemaking! Why aren't you being this dirty now?" pak Azhar's anger was heard by the students in the canteen.
It is certainly the one who is scolded by shame, but he must still defend himself.
"Should ask permission first to the OSIS not at will."
"Those who do good must ask permission first? I don't need all the help of OSIS, the money just send it to the account number that is in the tips what is difficult," South denied, he has a style that is ngibul no jutsu.
If he feels cornered then the style will be active by itself for example when accused of fart by his Papa, for example,
"Ih Atan mah don't fart, maybe papa's suit burps smell like fart."
And his head was immediately smashed with tupperware.
Because annoyed Eagle went from the canteen to the roof of the school, if people who like ngalor ngidul it is a lot of reasons especially if the cheated people like pitak, pak, tirex mated with monkey born kebo boy he believes. The answer is "And they are both in love."
Mr. Azhar is gone, it's time for more. This time he played the song "honey" while jogging jogged kayak Bekantan to flush kerosene, making students who watch ngakak on the spot, until there is shortness of breath.
"That's so funny!"
"Pengen has a boyfriend like he's handsome and humorous."
"Crazy, out of breath I saw him jogged."
And there are many more responses thrown by the students, bodo very important happy South.
"South!" call Mr. Azhar with Sangar sangad's face.
"Mamvus! To my knowledge," the South's mind then looked at the anxious Gabriel.
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