
"That friend is the first person to laugh when you slip and in the last part he is still fun."
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"FATHER!! TOGE OR WHY LEMES ALL BY NOW?!" Shouting South woke Mr. RT who usually gedor-gedor the door of their house.
"THAT'S HOW YOU CURUT! CAN'T YOU JUST SHUT UP FOR A DAY?!" gahar Pak RT who happens to be their neighbor.
"BELOM WATERED TAN! HUNT LU SIREM TO DEHYDRATE THEM AGAIN!" reply South Mak use toa mosque next door.
"THE SAME CHILD! TAYI AH!!!"
"Weh... Jenglot crotch nyempil wae ah! I'm afraid you're no more!" south Sahut poked his head from the door of the house.
The clock moves to the number 8 in the morning, Sunday if for the jones will be a cursed day because the new road semeters from home will find kopel or at least bent Tanah Abang be.
The guy rushed over wearing a jacket that read 'fluent jomblo' on his chest.
"Mak! I traveled with Dora first bengek, jan cariin ntar thought my father had spit everywhere again!"
"Ho oh, you go! Don't go back and forth if you can," said the Mak lightly.
"YEH, I DON'T THINK BANG TOYIB IS BACK AND FORTH?!"
"Go you go! JEEZ KEZEL BAT CAVE!!"
Finally the South went on a journey with the great apes looking for the scriptures.
Ye no!
South drove his bike to his hangout.
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"Woi our handsome babang came ni oi! Aldi, Cepetan sprinkle salt, Ghaz buyin flower flower seven look!" nagging Luke as he looks south at the door of the cafee.
"Yeeeh! You think I'm tuyul what? Here I'm halalin lo," replied the South as he wrapped around Luke's neck and pinned his pal.
"It feels like the world belongs to just two~" Hans sang in a discordant tone.
"Eh, two slurps in front of me to the maho guy yah?" chirp Gabriel in a mocking tone.
"We're not maho!" luke and the South.
"Cieee is right, Honda ONE Heart cake cieee," Hans said as he poked his brother's waist. His hand was swooping his eyebrows while reciting the spells.
"What the hell is it about Luke? Oh... I know you must be dying again, right? Here I help you" Gabriel said, taking a tissue on the table and stabbing it in Luke's nose.
"JUST GOT ME LISTED! ASTOGE, YES LORD!!! WHY AM I STACKED BY FOOLS?!"
"Oh so you say I'm a moron, is that it?" the Southern voice made all eyes quibble at him. Luke breaks his own neck and pretends to be dead.
"Eh slogged! I'm qoid!" shocked South with a contrived face, Hans laughed amusedly at the two jones' behavior.
"Kal is still a child's cake eja elaaah! Shame dong same feathers that have been flourishing," his chattering still tickled amused.
"Bujugile, there is no wind there is no sempak sunned maen nyosor aja lu Hans, see this man I'm dead!"
"What do you girls I ask?"
"Not." The south replied with a plain superduper face, the cake of the madrasah wall.
"Keep what? A bullshit?"
Suddenly the others laughed, the South snatched angrily staring one by one the faces of the ngenes who laughed at him.
"Eh my face laughed so that to the audience alay in the event Dahsyat tau not? Lalalayeyeyeye lalalayeye."
"Mending is, rather than keselut keslepet car tires like lo!" luke's comments are roused from the event of his death.
"Eh you're well mash! Don't sleep with me tonight! No rations tonight!" South flicked his index finger across Luke's forehead with an expression like Mak-Emak who used to eat the same vegetable.
"WHAT THE HELL? I'M GOING HOME, BYE!" hardik got up from his chair.
Luke actually left but no one cared, instead they laughed happily as if his departure meant nothing.
"Woi hold me cake!" snorted Luke looked at his five friends furiously. "What Luke? You asking for rations tonight? Ah~ do not deh wkwkwkwkk!!!" southern Exclamation laughs big, the effect of singles if not ngenes yah maho.
"What if we play TOD?"
"The rod? What? Ngen-"
Not finished talking, Aldi hastily smothering the South congor. Afraid viewers think that ahem-ehem.
"Oh, what the hell is a boy?! Watch your hands ah! I'm jejelin clover noodles ntar to your mouth!"
Aldi lazily responded, Gabriel took a bottle of koala coca belonging to Hans and put it on the table.
"Okay, am I first?"
Without getting their approval, Gabriel turned the bottle around and waited for it to stop...
Luke!
"ASTAGFIRULLAH QERJA LEMVUR BAGHAY QUDHA!" tereak Luke in toa mosque. Surprised not playing.
"Truth or dare" asked Ghaza.
"No way ah! Don't want both, you want kamyuu~"
"EH ANJENG HOMO IT TURNS OUT YOU'RE SAMSOEDIN!!"
"Mouth woi mouth, never cleaned what? It's so dirty" said Hans to the South.
"WEH! MY CONGOR-CONGOR!"
"Dare aja deh, so I have to do this?" snatch Luke in a proud tone. Gabriel scolded cynically while whispering to his compatriots.
Before long they smiled cunningly,
"Shoot that girl right now!"
Luke followed Gabriel's direction until his shoulders fell when he saw the girl playing laptop alone there.
Who does not know Sheila?
That beautiful, sweet, graceful girl.
But one thing, that makes Luke tremble now.
That girl's a psychopath.
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