Casanova Dipinang Sholeha
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Erisa and the bus knob pull Sari to get inside, from the outside in the passenger's aid to push Sari's rear body.

"Erisa hasn't hurt my body all, flattened instead of thin," complained Sari.

"Eat him fat don't bring any more cargo, make the bus door broken" said Erisa.

"How come I'm not the one who is worried about the bus door anyway," said Sari.

"You're used to getting stuck here and there, if the door of the new bus this time is tormented because of you," answered Erisa.

Kenet and the other passengers laughed at Erisa's words.

"If it's rich gini my stomach mules Erisa, I want to defecate" said Sari.

"Don't you, you're going to make a lot of people suffer, not to mention congestion because this bus hasn't gone too far" Erisa said.

Sari couldn't stand it. He's throwing gas. The one who pushed her from the outside fainted all smelled gas from Sari's butt.

Bluuug ..puug...

"Astagfirullah on fainting." Passengers saw rescue teams pass out all by the side of the road.

"Prophets, mothers, who are willing to replace the fainting rescue team. We need the next driver" said the bus.

"Can't do it."

"My life's too heavy don't put on any more weight."

"I just broke up with my boyfriend.

"I'm just getting divorced."

"I just left my favorite cat."

"My wife just got slaughtered."

One by one, the people refused to help Sari. The burden of their lives is already heavy do not want to be added weight.

"Sorry gentlemen, mothers, don't confide in here, I also can't pay the debt. Where my wife wants a motorbike, my son asks for ducks, my grandfather asks for another marriage." Kenet was following along.

"God, the life of the Kenet is heavier than ours."

"Sure he's skinny dry."

"Woi, hunt please the fat one, not on venting. This bus is not a gossip show" said the bus driver in blood.

"Sayer Boss, just ventured, there is no solution yet."

"When do you want? Buses don't leave" said the bus driver.

"Yes-yes."

Inevitably the passengers shoulder to shoulder pulled and pushed Sari to get into the bus.

"Alhamdulillah." Everyone was grateful that Sari could enter. But just entered already throwing gas back.

Pruu ...

Everyone on the bus. Some were drunk, nauseous and fainted.

"The next time we ride a container, it's safer for your life burden" said Erisa.

Sari smiled. He was sitting on a different chair from Erisa.

"Srisa I was pinned down, unable to sit or get out of the seat" said Sari wedged in the bus seat.

Everyone pretended to be asleep. Unwilling to help Sari, they're afraid of farting again.

"Patience is there until Garut Sari," said Erisa.

"But I can't move" said Sari.

"Sleep first, I'll wake up when I get there" said Erisa.

"But I want to eat and drink hard" said Sari.

"There are no new passengers, if the old passengers are not able to help. Later we will find a new passenger who has not been your victim" said Erisa.

Sari nodded. Waiting for a new passenger who has not been exposed to toxic gas from it.

One hour drive to Purwakarta. Many passengers got off and got on the bus. Then Erisa pulled Sari along with the kenet and passengers who had not been contaminated with toxic waste. They wondered why all the passengers were wearing masks. Some even cover the beginning with plastic as they help pull Sari away. It turned out that after Sari was successfully pulled, the poisonous gas exploded everywhere. Filled the entire bus. Fortunately Erisa and the others had already prepared with masks and plastic face coverings. While the new passengers had no preparation, they immediately fainted.

"Jeez Sari should have bottled your fart, so as not to pollute the environment" said Erisa.

"Know that I use PPE, be safe" complained the passenger.

Finally for the sake of security and order, Sari sat in the back seat so as not to be squeezed hard to move again.

"The bus has entered the toll, the rest area is still far away, hold it," said Erisa. They boarded an economy class bus that had no toilet in it.

"It's a good thing I brought my own toilet" Sari said.

"What?" Erisa was surprised to hear Sari's words.

"Look," said Sari.

Eris looked back. He sees Sari taking out a seated WC that was used for the trip. The seated WC was taken out of his mountain backpack.

"Worthy of your innate weight and plenty, WC everything you carry?" erisa.

"And I told you, we must prepare" said Sari.

Erisa just shook her head to see the strange Sari. Without a second thought, Sari covered her body with a black cloth then urinated on the WC sitting she was carrying.

"Lega" said Sari.

"Neng can pinjem also not?" ask the passengers in front of Sari.

"Can't Bang, just hold it" said Sari.

Erisa just smiled looking at Sari. How could he be friends with her. Brought everywhere to trouble people. But Sari is loyal, man. He wants to accompany Erisa to Garut to see Doctor Leon.

***

Arriving at Garut Terminal, Erisa and Sari get off the bus after a long process of exciting dance that is troublesome. They stand by the road. Confused to find the address given by Jesica's mother.

"Where are we going?" ask Erisa.

"Okay elef tuh," replied Sari.

"Well the bus just does not fit in the door let alone ride the elef, you can be immortal at the door of the elef not to go home to Jakarta," said Erisa.

"Oh yeah, who's going to eat rice in Depok if I don't?" sari replied with a smile.

"Yes, we've been looking for a container or box car to transport you," said Erisa while walking forward.

"Secak or delman is more traditional," Sari replied following Erisa's footsteps.

"It can be extinct rickshaws and delman if you go up" said Erisa.

"Well, how do you ride an ojeg?" ask Sari.

"The burden of their lives is heavy, if you gain more weight," replied Erisa.

Sari nodded. This year her weight has gone up drastically. It used to be possible to take a taxi or a car now to go anywhere must take a box car or a modified car so that he can enter and sit quietly and comfortably.

Erisa and Sari asked the citizens they met on the street. Because they don't know where Jesica's address is.

"Oh, this is Cidatar. It's still a long way from here. If you want to ride the elef or angkot who majored there. Later tell me to the kenetnya want to go down in Cidatar. Just asked again according to this address."

"Thank you, sir" said Erisa.

The father nodded.

Erisa and Sari walked back. Look for a box car that you want to rent to go to that address. They can't ride elef or angkot.

"Tuh Sar, there's an empty box car" Erisa said.

"Eh yes, let's rent Erisa" said Sari.

Erisa nodded. The two of them approached the box car parked by the road.

"Can't get us to Cidatar?" ask Erisa.

"Can, we are also from Cidatar, coincidentally in the direction of Neng," he replied

"How much?" ask Erisa.

"No, we want to go home too. Earlier this morning we had transported vegetables from Cidatar to Garut Market," he replied.

"Then thank you Bang" said Erisa.

"Together" he answered.

Erisa and Sari get in a box car. They sit in the back while enjoying the cool air and beautiful view of Garut city.

"So soon the air is Erisa, there is no pollution" said Sari.

"Yes, here is a mountainous area and there are still many trees" Erisa replied.

"Pantes Doctor Leon stay at you for up to a year," said Sari.

Eris was silent. Maybe Doctor Leon is already at home in that place and probably already has someone who makes himself feel at home.