Casanova Dipinang Sholeha

Casanova Dipinang Sholeha
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That afternoon Gavin and Dodo were still going around offering herbs and traditional medicines. They keep walking from one place to another. From one RT to another RT. Tired of offering his trade.


Gavin and Dodo are still going around looking for consumers. He started going into clinics, then to the hospital until he went around in densely populated housing and highways. The heat and fatigue did not make Gavin and Dodo give up. They stay excited and trying. Finding halal money is not easy, it does not mean giving up.


"Bedic headache, gout, sore linu, high blood pressure, cholesterol and other diseases have a cure" cried Gavin.


"Medicine scabies, acne stones, ulcers, ringworm, panuaan, ketetek odor, and smelly fart are also present," added Dodo.


"Do too extreme the disease you mentioned," said Gavin.


"It is precisely the disease is much in demand Om, a popular disease," said Dodo.


Gavin nodded. Agree with Dodo. They walk back. Walk among the houses. Suddenly a father called them.


"Mas-mas," call the father.


"Om someone calls, maybe a buyer or want to collect debt" said Dodo.


"True, he's a person isn't he?" ask Gavin.


"If the devil stinks his mouth, Om" answered Dodo.


He approached Dodo and Gavin. Opening her sweet smile. The yellow teeth were never rubbed it grimaced. The smell was smelled by Gavin and Dodo.


"Do, he's a ghost for sure, the stench of his mouth, even though it's two meters away, too" said Gavin.


"Yes Om, try to hit, if the pain means humans if it is not certain ghost Om," said Dodo.


"I'm not a ghost, just smelly mouth."


"Oh not a ghost, really noon where there are ghosts," said Gavin.


Dodo just nodded. It is also true that there are ghosts. Many demons.


"Sell the medicine?" ask the Father.


"Yes" replied Gavin.


"What medicine?" ask the Father.


"Medicine is all kinds of diseases" Gavin said. He showed some samples of the drug to prospective buyers. All in all, explain the benefits of herbal medicine and traditional medicine.


"If there is a mental illness?" ask the Father.


"What mental illness, sir?" ask Gavin.


"My wife's soul who likes to play mobile phones continues and shopping mulu," replied the father.


"Well, sir, it is the hope of all the fathers if there is also I want to buy" said Gavin.


"Kirain there, tired of my wife instead of diligent mengurus husband and children even diligently follower," said the father.


Gavin heard the father's complaint. He confided in Gavin all his wife's problems.


"It happens every day hanging out with his phone. Not to mention shopping mulu made on social media so it looks like a new one," said the father.


"That's the whole world's husband, sir, not the father" Gavin said.


"How does the solution go? Should be sprayed or imprisoned in Mount Merapi?" ask the Father.


"Sir de burg aja, definitely kapok, make sure not to brush your teeth one more month, efficacious," suggested Dodo.


"Truely, the smell is more potent yes," said the Father.


"A clever solution Do," said Gavin shuffling Dodo thumb.


"It's money for the consultation fee, thank you, yes" said the father gave a hundred thousand pieces of money to Dodo and then left.


Dodo and Gavin look at the hundred thousand money.


"Do we sell drugs or psychologists? the feeling of dapet money consultations," said Gavin.


"Yes Om, I think we are paranormal anyway" said Dodo.


After talking with the father, Gavin and Dodo again walked to offer his medicines to everyone he met. A woman called him.


"The drug dealer wait," said the woman approached Gavin.


"What's the mba?" ask Gavin.


"There are drugs so that the nose is sharp, cheeks are thin, sexy lips and chin so taper?" ask the woman.


"There's mba" replied Gavin.


"There really?" ask the woman.


"Plastic operations are in order" Gavin replied.


"Well, plastic surgery is expensive, I want a cheap one" said the woman.


"Oh mba, really make a cheap goods experiment anyway," said Gavin.


"I want to be beautiful, but I don't have a lot of money" said the woman.


"Edit aja his face in the phone is also in order," said Gavin.


"That's mah every day" the woman muttered.


"The implants in FB seem pretty," said Gavin.


"What is the cure?" ask the woman.


"Udah Aunty medicine is confident, do not need to neko-neko, beautiful is relative, inner beauty is more important than that," replied Dodo.


"You're smart, too, boy" said the woman. He took out a hundred thousand bills. Give it to Dodo and then leave.


"Om we sell drugs or vent dong mama?" ask Dodo.


"I don't know, but it's got two hundred thousand" replied Gavin.


After talking to the woman, Gavin again walked down the street. He remains passionate, as well as the Dodo. They continue to offer herbal medicine and traditional medicine.


"Mas-Mas," call a sexy girl who just came over to Gavin.


"What's wrong, Mother?" ask Gavin.


"My soul mate isn't it?" ask a sexy girl.


"When was God sent to be a sexy girl?" ask Dodo.


"Don't know, maybe this is called a falling durian," said Gavin.


"Mas have a minimum savings of 100 million?" ask a sexy girl.


"Om nothing has matre, throw, rather than the end of the homeless," whispered Dodo.


Gavin nodded.


"No Mba" replied Gavin.


"Have a stash of gold or valuables?" ask a sexy girl.


"Not really," replied Gavin.


"Kere, it's a waste of time" said the sexy girl and left Gavin.


"Eh, we haven't even been acquainted and have gone away" said Gavin.


"Who is? I don't know. Look out for the courage to call me again, unclean," said the sexy girl.


"Kaya jalangkung ya Om, came uninvited home not delivered," said Dodo.


Gavin nodded.


"Kak Humaira sells cakes" said Dodo.


"Yes, would Dodo?" ask Humaira.


"May, but Dodo bought, did Kak Humaira sell," said Dodo.


"Gak papa, it happens that Kak Humaira has finished selling, this is still left for Dodo only," said Humaira.


"Please Brother" said Dodo.


Humaira nodded.


Dodo was very happy to get a free cake from Humaira. Gavin remained silent. Sculpting.


"Mas want the cake too?" ask Humaira.


"Eee, yes, yes" replied Gavin groggi.


"We sat there and ate the cake" said Dodo.


They nodded. Walk towards the long chair by the road. They sit and enjoy the cake.


"Humaira the cake is delicious, make it yourself?" ask Gavin.


"Yes," Humaira answered briefly.


"Yes good Om, the name is also made with love, free anyway," said Dodo.


Gavin immediately embraced the Dodo.


"Ndut diem not, I sumpel use wet cake want?" ask Gavin.


"Yes Om, fat must be diem," said Dodo.


Gavin releases Dodo back to talk with Humaira.


"Every day trading in the area?" ask Gavin.


Humaira nodded.


"Sama dong, I also trade here," said Gavin.


"What intern?" ask Humaira.


"You and traditional medicine" replied Gavin.


Humaira just smiled down.


"Where are you going after this?" ask Gavin.


"You go home" Humaira replied.


"You want to get in between?" ask Gavin.


"No, take the bus" Humaira replied.


"No papa, we all learn to ride the bus to get used to it" said Gavin.


"Yes Kak Humaira" Dodo added.


"Alright," Humaira replied.


"Alhamdulillah, finally can pede kate," inner Gavin.


The three of them got on the bus. Go drive Humaira. Because the bus is full they stand. Dodo also stands tight because fat.


"Om, Dodo can not move, fat Dodo pinch," said Dodo.


"Patience Do, all the way will be so, just be patient who knows the mess is out of clamps," said Gavin.


"Yes Om but Dodo wants to fart," said Dodo..


"Hold on, don't fart recklessly" suggested Gavin.


"Strong Om, Dodo's stomach is clamped," said Dodo. Then farting. The smell filled the entire bus. But it was Gavin who was accused.


"If you fart, report first, don't fart."


"Yes, make the status first, I'll make preparations."


"Or at least love sirens that we can be ready umbrella before it rains."


"I'm sorry everyone, next time I report Mr. RT first if you want to fart," replied Gavin.


Everyone is back at peace. The purpose arrived. Gavin, Dodo and Humaira get off the bus. They walked by the side of the road to the front of the big house of the Harold Family.


"This is your house Humaira?" ask Gavin.


"My family's home" Humaira replied.


"But big, rich house Om Ga-," said Dodo but closed his mouth with Gavin.


"Humaira come in, must be tired huh," said Gavin.


"Thank you, you don't want to see me?" ask Humaira.


"No, no" replied Gavin.


Suddenly a BMW stopped near them. The car's glass came down. Harry saw Gavin and Humaira talking.


"Geez!" call Mr. Harry.


Humaira surprised. Look towards the car.


"Lake in!" tell Mr. Harry.


"Okay Pa" Humaira replied. Soon Humaira said goodbye to Gavin and Dodo and then left them. Get into that big house.


Mr. Harry got out of his car. Approaching Gavin and Dodo who are still standing.


"Who would you dare to approach my daughter?" ask Mr. Harry.


"I'm Gavin Sebastian Om" replied Gavin.


Mr. Harry smiled faintly hearing Sebastian's name called.


"The Sebastian Family's son is here" Harry said.


Gavin just smiled.


"Haram for my son is close to the members of the Sebastian Family, leave this place! Don't ever see my son!" tell Mr. Harry.


"Why Om? I seriously like Princess Om" Gavin said.


"Go! Or you'll be sorry!" threaten Mr. Harry.


Dodo pulls Gavin's arm.


"Om let's go home, he's creepy" said Dodo.


"I won't back down, I'll keep going after Humaira" Gavin said.


"Until you die, I will not bless my son with you" Harry said.


Gavin finally left the place after Dodo continued to pull him.