HELLO, MY BOSS!
Alaskan Crab

Doain I can keep making you laugh even though it's down.

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Farhan's eyeballs turned fireflies to look at the scene before him. A raw alaska crab weighing ten kilos is present in plain sight. Though this was the second time Farhan saw, after the first one was surprised and almost ran to see the brother of the executed master of Crab.

"You're sure he's not pranking me, right? Why is she so weird?" Farhan turned to the side, staring at the invited guest he had deliberately called to help him cook.

BTW, they did not call the brothers like Farhan's wish. The habit of chatting with boss and subordinate language makes them awkward to change the call again. So they decided to let the call flow naturally as it is.

"Your wife really likes alaska crabs. That I've been invited to eat crab together after work at one restaurant." Rico replied lightly without caring about the look of jealous eyes that were staring at him earlier.

"Oh yeah, looks like you're very familiar with someone else's property." Farhan replied with a sniffle. His eyes turned back to look at the crab lying on the table.

Rico chuckled at the indifferent manner of the breathing stone. Then pat the man on the shoulder and push him slightly to the side. "Ck, that was before you got close to him. Don't be jealous." Immediately bowing, Rico raised the large pot that he had deliberately bought specifically just to cook the monstrous animal. Then put it on a gas stove after filling the water to the limit of the line determined "By the way you suck, the time to ask for help from others to cook. This is your wife's first nyidam."

"Leave it, after all, it doesn't matter when I invite you here." Farhan walked slowly while folding his hands in front of his chest. "Please take care of the crab, I can't see it."

The man cringed in horror, then started to open the refrigerator and chose to prepare the seasoning instead of executing a crab that big.

"You can't stand what can't be? Must be your shadow on Spongebob's friend, right? What's his name." Rico seemed to think.

"Mr Crab," Farhan replied. "But I wasn't that crazy that time either. Why would I bring cartoons to the real world!" He screeched with his eyes completely irritated. Though Farhan had tried a tutorial to take a claw doll taught by Spongebob. Then he forgot that embarrassing part of the story. Yes, so Farhan and all his shortcomings that sometimes make people smile at his behavior.

"I was just horrified to cook such a big crab," she said as she poured butter for sausage.

"Eh ..." Farhan looked back. It turned out that the crab had already entered into a large pot and started to steam up.

"What?" ask Rico.

"How was your marriage to that little girl? Is everything okay?"

Rico smiled wryly at Farhan's question. "You mean the Banting Firecracker?"

"Wah-wah. Already had a friendly call turned out." Farhan was melting while heating the butter sauce on teflon with a small flame. He stirred it slowly until the smell filled the kitchen.

"Whatever it is, he's a bankruptcy asset I know."

"What did he really do?" Farhan frowned behind there.

Where Rico immediately pretended and sighed in frustration when he found a place to share his complaints. "He asks for ten million pocket money every day, just imagine how troublesome I am to face the child."

"Just ten million is no big deal. Don't be so stingy with your wife." Farhan fad-iseng. He knows that Rico is a frugal guy and rarely wants to share with women, but the time is stingy with his wife too. "Basar Dipsy," he continued mocking.

Rico who felt annoyed immediately raised his tone. "I don't care if the money I give is for himself, but it's for games and other obscurities. How can I not be upset, try?"

"Try to give advice and pleasant touches. Usually Lisa would recede when I did that." There was a small laugh coming out of Farhan's lips as he said that line.

"What touch do you mean?" Rico turned his body towards Farhan's desk with his eyes squeaking.

"Touch love" replied Farhan perfunctorily. Until it chuckled until the breathing stone category shrank slightly.

"What time?" Farhan also turned around until now their positions faced each other with a distance of three meters. The gibah event is getting hotter. Now, the two men who are already husbands deserve to be aligned with the mothers of RT and Lurah level gibbah.

"So that's my wife. Do you want to know something even crazier?"

Farhan turned off the stove after the sauce was ripe. Then start focusing on the kitchen show this time. "What tuh?" asked the man while folding both his hands in front of his chest. Then wait for Rico's story with a curious face.

Rico narrowed his eyes while shuddering in horror. "She was very dirty, even her BH— wire until out was not taken care of. Hhhhh!" While raising his shoulders because he was so creepy imagining it.

"BH wire?" Farhan's eyes made his brain think hard. "There's a wire inside BH? It's so horrible."

"Yes, ada. Maybe it's useful to support the woman's property so as not to fall. I also just found out after removing one. Since my wife is a villager, I used to think it was a talisman or some kind of pellet, but how could the obscure woman know anything about shamans."

"Ooo." In silence Farhan suddenly cengo. Honestly he still thinks of the BH wire. Looks like Lisa doesn't have a bra like that. But I don't know. He'll question her later if he's in the room.

"Ck, I think I got your wife's karma. I used to tease his weird character. Now I got a stranger."

"Don't think too much, it's your own fault for lying to me. If you had listened to me at that time, you wouldn't have married a ZONK girl like that."

"It all just happened, Han. My story was too complicated to explain, at that time Wicaksono almost died, so I was forced to accept this crazy matchmaking. I think she'd match me with a good female visual, it turns out her only choice is a bullfighting girl like Bebi."

The man took a rough breath afterwards. For Rico this is just a side story that has nothing, he deliberately did not tell Farhan that his wife is a former cow thief for fear of being blasphemed. This is his choice, right? Whether fate or choice, Rico can only resign.

Feeling out of words again, Farhan let out his final final sentence. "Patience. Don't think too much about the little girl. Just give your routine ten million dollars so that your life is calm" Farhan said.

Rico replied with half-bending shoulders. "Yes, I always give it to her even if I'm not willing to."

"To be willing, she's your wife."

Rico sighed frustaris for the umpteenth time. "You'll know I'm a frugal and diligent person saving. Of course I wouldn't be willing if my money was spent on games and things didn't matter."

A smile adorned Farhan's face now. "Patiently, women are indeed created to spend our money by buying things that are not important. Just accept it."

Unnoticed. There were bulging eyes that heard Farhan's final sentence until the owner immediately shouted sensitively.

"So you think I'm that kind of woman?"

"Eh." Farhan blinked nervously as he saw Lisa already standing in the kitchen doorway with a swooping gaze towards her. Shit, why did he have to hear this part?

Those words were not meant for Lisa. Oh, why did Farhan have to get exposed to Rico's household sap, too? Ah, sucks!

"Bu-not that Lisa."

"God!" Lisa stomped her feet while slitting her neck with her hands. Then passed away leaving Farhan.

Missing the ration of the aye-aye ritual tonight.

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