HELLO, MY BOSS!
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"Akhph!" Lisa shut her mouth in disbelief. The girl rolled her gaze around, then her eyes stopped at one point. Where there is a man who is sleeping next to him with bare chest.

"Oh my God, what happened?" Lisa's screams echoed loudly in the room. Making the figure of the tired man beside her feel disturbed.

"Sir ... What did you do to me, sir?" Lisa shook Farhan's body. Waiting for a confirmation from the owner of the stocky body that is still closed.

"Eugh," sighed Farhan slightly surprised. The man blinked his eyes which still felt tight.

"Sir what did you do to me?"

Without a second thought, Lisa hit Farhan's body that has not been perfectly awake. The girl whined like a child asking for candy.

"Master, I didn't think we could be like this. I'm sorry, sir, I was so dizzy that I decided to buy a bottle of wine and try it. Sir, even though I am not beautiful, not attractive let alone graceful, at least I was still holy before you snatched my virginity. You must take responsibility, sir. Let's get married now."

"Hmmm!" Farhan cleared his throat loudly. Lisa's embrace was disturbing something that should still be safe in her cage.

"Sir, can you see me like this? I don't have anybody. My chastity ripped. How can I live my life, sir?"

"Lisa!" Farhan's tone of voice slightly increased.

"Don't misunderstand me! Get your hands off my body, I'm not comfortable explaining in this position."

"Gee!" Lisa immediately took off her embrace from Farhan's body. The girl looked at Farhan timidly. There was a red hue on her cheek as she looked at Farhan's precious body piercing through Lisa's eyes. Looks beautiful, stocky, and also the shape of the exact boxes of torn bread. Oh, did Lisa manage to enjoy that body last night.

"Why are you so sure we're doing anything? Aren't you the one who said I'm misophobic impotent?"

Holy hooch! Lisa was suddenly pierced by a captain's long sword. Its feathers bristles—ngeri. What happened to Lisa last night? Did Lisa make a fatal mess? Lisa's mind is not out of date at the moment.

"Master, forgive me. I really don't understand what you're saying."

"Curtain!" Farhan screeched cynically. "If you dare get drunk one more time, I'll imprison you, Lisa!" snapping Farhan emotion.

"Wait a minute, sir. I still haven't got an answer. Does that mean last night we didn't do that?" Lisa's two index fingers are fused together—shows the 'that' sign that's on her mind.

"How is it possible, Lisa? You've already claimed that I'm an impotent man. Where is there an impotent who can do such a thing?"

Plaque! Lisa smacked her own lips. Die me, what exactly happened to me last night? Why is my feeling not good like this?

After turning her brain, Lisa said back, "But why am I able to sleep in your room, Master?"

"When I slept last night, you threw up on my shirt. I was already sleeping at the time, so it was just a reflex to undress and sleep again. Don't think weird, I can't touch you."

Well, why not touch? Am I too unattractive in her eyes? This is simply not in keeping with the screenplay I often read in the 21+ comics, Lisa grumbled inwardly.

Ever since Farhan told Lisa to stay away from her boyfriend, Lisa felt that Farhan was putting feelings on her. Lisa is getting stunned by Farhan's charm. Moreover, Farhan's attitude is always firm in educating Lisa. Without realizing it, the seeds of an unclear taste came. There was a speck of hope in Lisa—'s heart that the person before her also had feelings for her. Even if it seems impossible. Because recently Lisa heard that Farhan has no romance scandal with any woman. In fact he has Katy and Rico who always get rid of his crazy fans. What is the meaning of a Lisa in Farhan's eyes, only an invisible ant from above a helicopter.

"I'm sorry, sir, I don't think you're coming home. So I spent my club week nights drunk at home alone. After all you're not letting me date," Lisa's fishing rod is honest as it is.

"I forbid you to date because it's for your own good. No other meaning. I've taken you as my own son."

The kid? Why am I so sick to hear that, sir. Who wants to be your son? I am not going to. If you want our son to make it together, sir.

"Ah, regarding last night.I am still thinking about the punishment that is right for you. Besides, I will also charge you with all your swearing and accusations."

"Cityaaa ... Sir, you're so mean."

"Your mouth is far more evil, Lisa."

"Sir, about what I said last night. It's just a greeting. Is it unforgivable? Alright, I will accept any punishment from you. Just don't put him in jail."

Farhan seemed to think hard before answering. "There's only one punishment for you, Lisa."

"What Master? Say."

"Dead in my hand."

"Huah." Lisa was screaming more and more. "I'm really sorry, sir. Please release me just this time. Please forgive me, sir.

"It's not that easy, your mistake this time is too much to forgive. Even I'm confused where to start counting your sins from."

This Miso man is really scary. Are you the god of death, sir?

Momentary silence. There were about two minutes of Lisa being trapped in a situation full of awkwardness.

"Master," call Lisa again. "That part is just the talk of a plain girl who is sulking. Whatever I said last night, let's just say the wind passes."

"Ah, you mean about your humiliation to me? Impotent?" farhan firmly with a terrible twitch on his forehead. Her lips turned cynically together with the eyebrows raised by one.

"Sorry, Sir. I didn't mean to insult you like that. But if what I'm saying is true, I can help you, sir. I have a specialist kelaamin doctor acquaintance. I'm sure your impotent will be cured."

Hearing that, Farhan immediately boarded the apitam instantly. There was a collection of mirage smoke billowing in his brain at this moment.

"Why don't you just treat. Let's treat it now? Then you will die peacefully in my hands. I haven't dirty my hands in a long time. Don't expect me to take responsibility, I'm not that kind of person."

"Tu .. mister," said Lisa in fear.

Farhan clutched both hands of Lisa—strong. Positioning her body above Lisa in a world-renowned style. Of course, he just wanted to bluff to see the extent of the girl's courage.

"Master, don't do this. I'm scared." Farhan looked enthusiastic and unconcerned.

"For example, sir."

Lisa was looking for where her courage was. Just last night he was expecting that scene at night. However, the next morning he was terrified by Farhan's actions. Proving that all he had in mind was a false desire. The proof is that he's scared now.

Lisa's body was shaking violently. Sweat from a piece of corn soaks the temples until it drips into the ends of the hair. He had already seen how Farhan was angry at his secretary, Rico. The man doesn't like mistakes. That's what Lisa understands from Farhan, he does not hesitate to hurt others if their work is in trouble.

"That ring?" Suddenly Farhan stops Lisa's scare action when he sees the ring attached to the girl's ring finger.

"Ring?" Lisa wakes up when she gets a safe position. The girl rolled over and dropped her body on the floor. While Farhan was still on the mattress set his breath up and down not regular.

"Why are you wearing that ring on your ring finger?"

Bengong for a moment, Lisa was suddenly confused by Farhan's change in expression from tiger style to cat. "Ah, because this is the most suitable. It was in the middle, but it doesn't fit anymore."

"Why not throw it away?"

Lisa stared at Farhan—bingung. The girl got up from her seat, positioning her body standing five meters away from Farhan's reach.

"Isn't there a tracking device inside this ring? Master told me to keep wearing it, didn't he?"

A tracking device? Ck. Though it's just Farhan's wits so that Lisa does not misinterpret. Farhan wants to give Lisa a birthday present, but she is proud. Be a reason not to enter that makes Lisa believe until this moment.

"Oh, I forgot," Farhan replied ostensibly.

He never looked at Lisa in detail. It's not important to Farhan.

"Eum, Sir. I'll make you breakfast. Permission."

Lisa was pulling towards the door as fast as lightning.

"Hey, wait! Why are you scared like that?" Farhan looked at Lisa strangely.

"I'm not afraid it's just that I feel awkward and uncomfortable."

"Why?" ask Farhan.

"That's Master!" Lisa pointed at the blanket that was uncovered. "My eyes aren't comfortable with the spongebob boxer you're wearing."

"Uhukk!" Farhan coughed—malu. "Get you out of my room!" ensuing snaps. Lisa immediately stepped forward and immediately turned the doorknob. It disappeared after the sound of a door closing.

Ah, goddamn. Why did he have to look at this one? Farhan growled in shame.

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Hoam, give me a good comment yes. let my mood make me laugh again. I honestly lost my humor.