HELLO, MY BOSS!
Unplug Cassava

"I'm not okay, he's done. That's right," Lisa mumbled. The girl slammed her briefcase on the table. Then lean on the chair while glancing at the clock on the office wall. Still too early, at six o'clock thirty minutes, Lisa had left for work by taxi because she was lazy to see the CEO of the bedbug Farhan.

His memory goes back to what happened last night, when he was at the highest peak, Farhan ended his activities within three minutes. Pulling out the cassava tree with no self-knowledge. So, there is no show the muscles stiffen and turn limp. Lisa's head was dizzy because her desire was not channeled.

Geez, once that Lisa had to roll to the side. Pretending to be exhausted even though it is not really anything. The evening's activities continued in silence until both of them fell asleep unknowingly. Farhan is like a man who has nothing wrong or anything.

Oho! Lisa thought her frustration would go away by morning. He tried to talk to take his mind off the failed event last night, but the beautiful body shadows Farhan still continue to wander his mind.

Why could?

Why could?

Why could?

Why can you, a body as strong as that can only last three minutes. That's how the damn question keeps spinning in Lisa's brain.

Lisa was still amazed to remember all that. "Why aren't you like the mighty CEO who's in the story anyway, sir?" muttered girl shriek.

"I want to give up my crown because it is tempted by your body as well. Didn't expect you to be like a cheap item purchased at an online store. Zonk pas has arrived home," Lisa grumbled. "It's good, it's chocolate pudding" he continued.

"Ehem." When Lisa was moping herself. The friend beside his stool came while putting his tote bag on the table. Ms. Vivi sat down, then glanced at the upset girl.

Oh forget, from last night Lisa's not a girl anymore. The three-minute in and out scene also included the act of taking the virginity of a girl.

"Why get angry, Lisa? It's still morning." Ma'am Vivi asked.

"I'm upset with my husband again, Vi!" he answered while holding his chin.

"I regret why? Oh, geez! I think you're still a girl, but you're married?"

Lisa just smiled wryly. Either he has to respond to that how else. It's still a girl, but last night. It should be a girl now that there wasn't any Farhan atrocity last night. Cruel? Yes cruel. Because Farhan was only able to satisfy himself.

Because he saw mba Vivi is quite good and experienced. Lisa finally asked, asking,

“Mba Vi, if your husband can only last three minutes in bed, what would you do?”

“Uhukk!” Vivi coughed holding back her laughter.

“Jeez, Lis! That fuck or tutorial make oreo?” Vivi.

“Of course I'll scold him all out. Then tell my husband, do you want to make love, or do a tutorial on eating oreo, Mas? Rotated, dyed, end!” With her laugh that just came off.

Lisa was silent.digesting Vivi's mba speech that sounded mocking without a solution. Lisa knows, indulging in a husband and wife relationship is not good. But, he who feels newly married confused should tell who else. Moreover, the friend he had in the office was only mba Vivi. She also has experience answering Lisa's questions. His son has two problems.

"Sorry Lis, are you offended?" Vivi held Lisa's hand. Vivi knew that the girl looked frustrated. Like there are a myriad of emotions that are unable to be explained.

"Not angry, Mba! My husband is so. We're just getting married, I think my husband is cool like—" Lisa held back her imagination of a mighty CEO. "Ah come on, I'm lazy to reply to him," he continued, turning on the computer screen.

"Kok can you tell for only three minutes? Did you count the duration?" Little Vivi asked in surprise.

"Took a beat in my room there was a wall clock that turned on if the lights were turned off. Some kind of sleeping lamp, ma'am! So I glanced at the spinning clock."

Vivi wanted to laugh again, but she could stand as much as she could. He did not want to hurt Lisa even though the story forced his mouth to wail.

"Lis, you're patient, yeah. The first time marriage is so. That means your husband is inexperienced. He can't control the release yet. Please explain carefully, if women are also like men; both need satisfaction," said Vivi while squeezing Lisa's arm.

"But I'm ashamed, ma'am! My husband is so innocent!" Although his age is already om-om, continued Lisa damam inner.

"It is precisely plain that you must teach so that your household relations are fine. Not good, harboring such a taste. Tell me what you want. Your husband is not a God who can be sensitive to your heart. Honestly Lis, don't eat the liver."

Lisa was quite amazed by the education given by mbak Vivi.

"In this world, women who fared like you there must be many, Lis. Not infrequently they choose cheating rather than having to express their wishes to the husband. Amit-amit! Don't let us cheat just because of bed." Miss Vivi knocked on the table three times while opening her eyes.

"Thank you very much, Mba! I was confused, but after getting enlightenment from Ms. Vivi, I understood a little."

"Good, don't be mish-mute again yes," said mba Vivi while turning on her computer. It's almost seven o'clock, time to undergo dizzying work activities.

"I also asked my husband, have you ever seen a blue movie? He's confused. He said he did not understand, even asked, indeed they were not ashamed of being opened. It's weird, Mommy!" decak Lisa who did not want to break the morning chat.

"Geez, that's your husband's innocence." Sister Vivi smiled amusedly while shaking her head.

"It's so innocent, I'm the only girl who's seen it three times" Lisa said.

Suddenly, Farhan and Rico pass by, seizing all the views of the kariawan who start to stand up to say good morning.

Sitting back down, Vivi whispered to Lisa,

"Try if the husband is as cool as Mr. Farhan. You must be straight up in bed. Will not be able to wake up," whispered mbak Vivi tease.

In that instant, Lisa bit the pen she held until it broke off.

"Geez, Lis!" Ma'am Vivi patted Lisa's shoulder gnashed. "Don't take heart, I'm just kidding. I don't mean your husband is the same as the mighty Mr. Farhan."

Vivi chuckles amusedly. Ignoring Lisa who growled in the heart. Hearing Farhan's name being called, his heart returned hot. Remember the failed aye-aye ritual last night.

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Wkwkwk. Here's the answer to a scene you said wasn't hot.

Today is 2 chapters, unless given a lot of points, I think again. Wkwkw.