MY CHATTY WIFE
CRAVINGS

At the end of this I was made dizzy by my wife. Every day there is my fault.

"Mas..don't keep it there!!"

"Mas..don't eat that!!"

"Mas..buy this, buy that!!"

"Your feet stink, Mas. Take off outside directly wash on faucet."

Every home should wash socks.

Until I sat down I was wrong.

"Yes, don't sit there, Mom. It can slide a little, it ruins the view of you not." he said, shifting my body.

I was so lazy to go home, I don't know which demon came to him.

I remember when I was dating, she was so sweet, gentle and understanding.

Contrary to his attitude now.

Her sweet attitude made me comfortable with her, it turned out to be true people said. The original attitude of the couple will be seen if married. Evidently now, I'm already like a prisoner.

Eating a mess, he got angry instantly grab a lap.

After taking a shower, he got angry and took a lap.

Even my perfumes are monitored daily, no more than two sprays.

I told this to my friend in the office. He laughed amusedly, not giving me a solution instead of the ledge I received.

"Maybe cravings, Mas. Check it out yet, usually the cravings are weird." said Mbak Eri employees of the hotel where I work.

I was thinking a little bit, is it true to crave. Is that weird. I scratched my head, I nodded in a nod in response to Sister Eri's words.

"Try to check, or don't buy tespeck Mas. He's a lot of pharmacies." obviously.

I nodded, right if this cravings is a good thing. I have to be patient and endure all the strangeness.

"Thank you, Ma'am. I'll go home and try to buy." I'm a little impatient to go home and find out the results.

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When I came out, looking around, it turned out that she was gathering with the mother complex at the corner patrol post.

"Saking cool, she didn't know her husband was home." I shook my head. Seeing him as cool as he devoured what it was in his hand while laughing.

I sat on the porch waiting for my wife to come home. I don't have the courage to bother him. Wrong one he'll rampage later.

Is it true my wife cravings, if pregnant will be what it looks like. I laughed amusedly at myself imagining her tiny body with a distended stomach. And when the road will lean a little forward.

"Ha. ha .. ha.." I'm amused to imagine it. How funny he will be.

I remember when my neighbor did the seven-month tradition. Mpok said, if pregnant, girls will be round to the side while men will be round to the front.

I shake my head while laughing.

"If you have a real laugh, then. Laughing alone rich wong crazy." (The crazy one)

He threw crackers at me, I managed to catch him.

"Think what anyway, Mas. Sampe laughed so amusedly." he asked sitting by my side.

I can't say imagining her body while pregnant can be, war.

I shook my head, "There was no deck, just remembered a funny incident at work" I told a lie.

He raised his eyebrows.

"Abis said anyway, since Mas came home there was no one at home."

"Abis ngujak, Mas. Tasty, young mango seger is the same water guava" he said semngat.

Since when did he like sour, all this time all he ate was sweet sweet.

Ah maybe this is a good sign.

"Oh yeah deck, I bought this at the pharmacy." I gave him a tespeck.

"For what, Mas?." he was surprised to see me give him a tespeck.

"Taste these few months, Adek has not asked for a sanitary pad. So I thought I'd try a tespeck, Dek." I said, reminding him, that all this time I've been buying him pads every special guest comes.

"Yes, Mas. I also forgot. Yes, I will try it later, hopefully there is good news, Mas." he said smiling.