Prodigal System
The Dali Divine Sect

Ling Xiaoyi held onto the phone and, seeing Xiao Dao and the other four standing in front of her, was extremely sad. The more calls he received, the more sad he became …

“Is that Miss Xiaoyi? I'm the sales director of the Flying Soft shampoo company. I would like to invite a member of the Flying Bull basketball team to help me do a shampoo advertisement, may I know if it is possible? ” said the person on the other end of the phone.

Ling Xiaoyi looked at the few people in front of her. "That ... Sir, can you wait until their hair grows out before we study the matter? In addition, our Young Master never liked to advertise .. "Are you asking these balds who have just been released from prison to support shampoo products …

“Halo, I am the CEO of a Exciting food company. I'd like to invite some basketball stars .. Ah, don't get me wrong, anyone will do it. I would like to invite them to support the exciting little steamed buns recently launched by our company. We can offer 15 million for attestation fee. I would like to ask Miss Xiaoyi to say some kind words about us to Young Master … "

Ling Xiaoyi looked at them — who among these super unique people was suitable to support the so-called attractive little steamed buns …

"Miss Xiaoyi, please agree to support our Double Explosive Beer. Yesterday, Third Pang Zi of your Flying Bull basketball team scored two goals in a row – this is very close to the importance of our Double Explosive Beer. Rest assured, the support fee will definitely not be low — 12 million, please agree! ”

Ling Xiaoyi looked at the Third Pang Zi .. Alright, one looked at this person and she could tell that she was good at drinking!

"Miss Ling Xiaoyi, I am from XXX company …"

In fact, usually, they definitely disagree with endorsements and advertising. But Young Master had given them an annual salary of 5 million, especially since recently, Young Master seemed to be squandering more and more. The Young Master was unwilling to earn money, but if they were to secretly accept the job personally, then they should be able to transfer the money to the Young Master's account. The key is that Young Master never sees how much money he has on his cards …

So, some of them secretly decided that they would get a little money first. After all, these few people had been released from prison by the Young Master, so they must have been obedient. It would be enough if they did not say it out loud …

Thus, soon, a series of advertisements appeared on television—

Big Fei: “This is a champion age where material desires are rampant. Everyone walked at a fast pace. Many head coaches shouted and rushed out outside the match field. When the players get drunk, they pull the Dali Amazing Cup hand. Everyone was more or less injured, there were all ferocious people by the reason of the match, and even when the people of the Heavenly Country washed their heads — they used Flying Soft. I am Big Fei, I only use Flying Soft. “Big Fei has scored 16 points during the competition. So, this fat should leave a deep impression on the audience. Therefore, with only two millimeters of hair on her forehead, her hair looks very fresh and clean …

De Zi Fourth: “Mie was crushed by steamed bread. Refusing to give up, the noodles went forward to reason with steamed bread. Unfortunately, it was crushed by steamed bread again. On the way home, a small, voluptuous steamed bun was seen, and the noodles came forward and hit him, scolding him. "Even if I can't win against you, won't I be able to win against your son?" The Fourth De Zi looked extremely perverted, and by endorsing this engrossing little steamed bun, especially coupled with his small gaze that looked extremely perverted, no matter what he saw, it would definitely make one relate from the voluptuous little steamed buns with the small ones. Thus, the voluptuous little steamed bun immediately got its nickname: The little perverted steamed bun…

Although this nickname is heretical, it is at least easy for people to remember …

Pang Zi Third: “Double Explosive Beer, two shots at once. I always drink it! " The screen shows its memorable double slam dunks. Thus, the sports lovers all over Heaven Country who saw this ad most often said this when they drank beer: “Bos, give me a double blast! I wouldn't feel good if I didn't explode! "

…

flying Bull basketball teams are everywhere, and the number of searches on the internet regarding Flying Bull is on the rise.

Actually, at first, it wasn't a big deal. Almost everything that Hong Dali started would become extremely popular, and everyone had accepted it a long time ago.

The problem was that this time, it would be too big of a problem.

The cause of the incident was due to gamblers. After he watched the friendly match between Wanhao vs Flying Bull, he clearly recalled the slogan shouted by Flying Bull before launching his attack— ”For the Young Master. "Surely this guy is also a loyal fan of Hong Dali, and he is very fond of the phrase" Dali Creates Miracles "was often quoted by Hong Dali. So, before he bought the lottery, he shouted loudly, "For the Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle!"

And then, this guy hit the lottery 1. 3 million…

The lottery store boss remembers this incident very much. He must have had a deep impression of such a clear example. Initially, the boss of the lottery store did not take this seriously — it just bought the lottery. There are even more superstitious things, and there are also people who pray to the God of Fortune before they buy the lottery.

But the problem is that the person who shouted, “For the Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle!” actually, it has actually hit the lottery! And he got a prize of 1. 3 million!

He had to advertise this, he definitely had to put up a red banner to advertise this!

Therefore, the boss of the lottery store made a big banner, and on it it was written— ”The prize winner shouted loudly,“ For the Sake of Young Master, Dali Created Miracle ”and miracles really happened. Deepest congratulations to our first appearance of 1.3 million big prize winners! "

Among those who came to buy the lottery later, practically they all shouted, “For the Young Master, Dali Created Miracle. "Then, as expected, their chances of winning the prize will increase, although it is not as overwhelming as the first person to win 1. 3 million at a time. However, it was common to see people win several yuan, dozens of yuan, hundreds of yuan, or thousands of yuan.

News of this spread quickly, and before long, people around this small area curiously gathered. “What do those people do? They even burned incense before they bought the lottery? And they shouted 'For the sake of Young Master, Dali Creates Miracles' ... What really happened? ” And then someone who knows about it will explain to that person. "You don't understand this, do you? The guy who won 1.3 million a few days ago yelled 'For the Young Master, Dali Creates Miracles' before he bought the lottery, and then he actually won! Now everyone who came here to buy the lottery would shout this, and some of the dutiful would even burn incense and so on, praying that the Young Master bless them to win the prize. And what you know, it's really very effective … "

And then, someone posted about this incident on the internet. It was titled "For the Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle, A Miracle That Has Really Been Created!" . Then, it attracted a lot of people to gather and see it. In addition, there are also some people who learned from it and, before buying the lottery, they will shout this out. Some even bathe, change their clothes, and burn incense to pray to Dali. Then, this matter became even more amazing the more it spread, and in less than two days, the number one cult in the Heavenly Country, the Dali Divine Sect, had appeared on the internet …

The Dali Divine Sect. There is no requirement for cult members to join, the only proactive action they need to take is that whenever they need — luck for example, go for an interview, a blind date, an exam, a, and so on — before they do this, they will shower and change their clothes, then burn incense and pray to Dali, and then, more often than not, luck will come down on them.

Originally, there were only hundreds of people in the Dali Divine Sect. But then, in just a few days, it had risen to over 3,000 members, then became even more extraordinary. It spread, and as the number of people grew by the tens of thousands, the participants ranged from students to civil servants, to office workers, farmers, and craft workers, among others, it could be said to consist of people from various backgrounds. .

These people were already extremely loyal to Hong Dali. Soon, the Dali Divine Sect had expanded to a scale of over 100,000 members, and it was still steadily increasing. Those who joined the Dali Divine Sect usually tried their best to imitate Hong Dali the way they did things. It was their code of conduct to treat ignorance as bliss, and it was basic behavior for them to be kind and feed stray cats and dogs when they met. It was a basic requirement for them not to count — surprisingly, the luck index and happiness index of these people had actually increased rapidly, and thus, the more spread, the more amazing, the more, and the number of members increased more and more…

Forum Sangle Tieba, in the Dali Divine Sect Tieba forum, there are such posts around—

“God Dali, bless I get to meet super pretty girl during blind date tomorrow. I'll kneel before you! For the sake of Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle! ”

"Young Master, bless me to be able to pass my interview tomorrow. If I don't graduate, I'll starve to death. I hope the interviewer tomorrow will like me. For the sake of Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle! ”

It's still commonplace, there are some larger and impressive—

"Trust the Young Master and you can live forever. Once you die, you can be revived! For the sake of Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle! ”

“Great man, he is our guide, the ark of our Noah, Jesus and our Buddha. For the sake of Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle! ”

“This is the first time I redeemed a gift in a row over many years of drinking. Thank you, Young Master. Thank you, Central TV. Thank you, Kiribus Club. Thank you ... For Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle! "

Towards the end, the more it spreads, the more mystical it gets, and it really is like a myth and a legend—

"Trust the Young Master and you will not fail your test. The Young Master is a true man, a true man of steel. Good nation brother, good son of a father, he is very strong and strong, he made a plane at the age of 3, drove a tank at the age of five, wearing iron clothing at age 6. His strength was limitless, he felt lonely and bored, so he retreated from the Pugilistic World. He raised his head and looked at the green mountains without a sound, the ferocious beasts in the mountains groaned. From then on, Young Master became a legend, and the praise about him spread for hundreds of generations — For the Sake of Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle! ”

"Young Master, I'm a hard-working farmer. The rain has not fallen on our territory for half a month, I beg Young Master to reward the rain. For the sake of Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle! ” Then, it is said that on the next day, it rained very heavily…

Thus, with people spreading it to each other, finally, the most impressive incident of begging the Young Master to have one's body happened—

"Young Master, please give me a gift with the baby. My husband and I have been married for six years, but we still have no children. I hope Young Master will give you your blessings. For the sake of Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle! ” Of course, to its exact effect, no one is sure about that …

And in fact, the Dali Divine Sect had spread so quickly, to the point that more often than not, when people met someone they knew, they would send a "you know it" gaze", then smiled frivolously and greeted in a low voice: "Have you prayed today?"

Then, someone else will answer: “I've prayed. For the sake of Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle! ”

For those who have yet to join the Dali Divine Sect, it would be like this—

"Hurry up and pray to Young Master, it's more incredible than praying to the God of Fortune! Everyone in our cult prays every day, and now every day, there will be people winning the lottery. Ah, of course, I haven't been so loyal, so I haven't won the lottery yet. But in terms of drinking, almost four or five out of ten times I would win an extra drink. It's very effective! "

"Thul? Greatly exaggerated? Then how can I join? "

"Follow me and repeat: For the sake of Young Master, Dali Created a Miracle!"